Bad Financial Decision Minecraft Servers

Bad Financial Decision Minecraft Servers

  • Taste Bud Adventures

    Taste Bud Adventures
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 3725
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 42
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24 Runes Activated: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

    Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

    So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • Calorie Cut Craft

    Calorie Cut Craft
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 1794
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 85 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 283 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

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  • Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!

    Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 8769
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Potions Brewed: 126 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name Enival
    Server Type Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server
    Launch Date Few weeks ago

    Overview:

    Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.

    FAQ:

    What is Enival?

    Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.

    What features does Enival offer?

    • Proximity chat for an immersive experience
    • A small, chill community to hang out with
    • Voting and suggestion system for server changes
    • Whitelist application process to keep griefers out
    • Quality-of-life mods/datapacks for an enhanced gameplay
    • No teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience

    How can I join Enival?

    To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

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  • Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

    Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 5854
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

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  • Bet On Minecraft SMP

    Bet On Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 4293
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 69 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

    Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

    Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

    Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

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  • EvilCraftersUnite

    EvilCraftersUnite
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 4350
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Villages Defended: 11 Magic Items Found: 1576
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

    Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

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  • CraftyCorruptionEU

    CraftyCorruptionEU
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 7262
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and escape the corruption of hungary under orbán! our server is a magical land where you can build your own utopia without fear of corrupt leaders! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to party! come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt overlords of hungary by building the most epic minecraft castle ever seen! let’s show orbán who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

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  • Butt Plug City

    Butt Plug City
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 9660
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

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    join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

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  • Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

    Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 4519
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 63 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Chimeras Created: 1

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    Starlight SMP Overview

    Feature Description
    Towny Plugin Build your own towns and forge connections in a supportive environment.
    Origins Mod Choose from unique Origins, each with special abilities that suit your playstyle.
    Immerse yourself in rich, ongoing lore or create your own character and story.
    Custom Content Discover unique weapons, armor, blocks, and more to enhance your journey.
    Cooking & Bakery System Grow custom crops and craft delicious recipes.
    Optional PvP Engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.
    Optional Voice Chat Connect with others in real-time for a more immersive experience.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join Starlight SMP?

    A: Join our Discord and apply for the whitelist to be part of the magical world!

    Q: Is the server cracked or premium Java Edition only?

    A: Starlight SMP supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

    Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

    A: Yes, the Towny plugin allows you to build your own towns and forge connections.

    Q: What is the Origins Mod?

    A: The Origins Mod lets you choose from unique Origins with special abilities to suit your playstyle.

    Q: Is PvP mandatory on Starlight SMP?

    A: PvP is optional, you can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 8999
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 44 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Runes Activated: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Enchantments Applied: 289
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Star Shards Collected: 278

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

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