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TwinTowers911 Minecraft SMP

2001, 9/11, american history, disbelief, emotional impact, historical event, Memories, Minecraft, national security, new york city, personal experience, Planes, Remembrance, September 11, shock, smp, terrorist attack, Tragedy, Twin Towers, TwinTowers911, unforgettable day, united states, where were you, world trade center

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and relive the chaos of September 11, 2001! Build your own twin towers and see if you can survive the plane crashes (spoiler alert: you can’t). But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the explosions and conspiracy theories. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

TypoCraft: Spellcheck Edition

autocorrect, common errors, Communication, Edition, education, grammar, language arts, language learning, language proficiency, linguistic challenges, Literacy, misspelled words, orthography, phonetics, proofreading, Spellcheck, Spelling Bee, spelling mistakes, TypoCraft, typos, vocabulary, writing skills, writing tips

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5823
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	New Chunks Explored:	282938
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of constantly misspelling “potato” in the chat? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special spell-checking plugin that will correct all your potato-related typos! Join us and never embarrass yourself again with your potato spelling skills! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of potato-loving wizards who will grant you unlimited potato powers if you can spell it correctly three times in a row. So come join us and become the ultimate potato spelling champion!

BerlinCraft: Trumped by Hammers

#sustainability, berlin, BerlinCraft, climate change, criticism, debate, Diplomacy, Energy Transition, environmental issues, european union, foreign policy, germany, global warming, Government, Hammers, international relations, leadership, Politics, renewable energy, transatlantic relations., trump, Trumped, united states

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

join this epic minecraft server where germany hammers trump over debate barbs about berlin’s energy transition!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we have the craziest battles where players dress up as trump and merkel and fight it out in the streets of berlin!! 💥💥💥

build your own energy transition in the game and show trump who’s boss!! 💪💪💪

come join the fun and let’s make minecraft great again!! 🌟🌟🌟

Clock Confusion Mine

24-clock, active hours, clock, clock confusion, confused hours, confusion, daily routine, daily schedule, productivity, Scheduling, time awareness, time confusion, Time management, time organization, time perception, time tracking

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	457	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

join our epic minecraft server where time is a construct and only 7 hours exist in a 24-clock! why? because we accidentally mixed up the time zones and now every hour is a party hour! imagine mining diamonds at 3am or fighting creepers at 12pm, it’s absolute chaos and we love it!

but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary flying pigs that drop golden carrots when you defeat them! and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco cave where skeletons breakdance and zombies do the moonwalk.

so why wait? join us now and experience the wackiest minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! just be prepared for the time confusion, it’s all part of the fun!

PixelPaws Animal Stress Scanner

animal, Animal Behavior, animal health monitoring, animal husbandry, animal monitoring, animal research, animal stress assessment, animal welfare, infrared cameras, infrared technology, infrared thermal imaging, management of animals, non-invasive technology, PixelPaws, reindeer, remote sensing, scanner, stress, stress detection, thermal imaging applications, tourism settings, treatment of animals, veterinary care, wildlife conservation

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we use INFRARED THERMAL IMAGING to make sure our animals are stress-free and happy! we take better care of our virtual reindeer than anyone else, making sure they are always feeling their best. plus, you can ride them around in our tourism settings and show off to all your friends! join now for the most high-tech animal care in the minecraft world!

Oceaneers

Adventure, alliances, Conquer, Crafting, Cross-Play, danger, empire-building, Exploration, Factions, high seas, Legacy, Ocean, Pirates, PvP, Roleplay, sailing, sea battles, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Thrills

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Set sail with Oceaneers, a thrilling SMP-PVP server where the seas are full of danger and adventure! Build your empire, form alliances, and conquer the oceans. Whether you’re crafting on land or battling on the high seas, every choice shapes your legacy. Dive into a world of endless possibilities, where teamwork and strategy reign supreme. Explore, fight, and thrive—become the ultimate Oceaneer today!

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Wacky Wednesday Minecraft Server

All Father, anglo saxon, Beliefs, celebration, culture, deity, FAITH, Honoring, Minecraft, Mythology, Norse god, observance, odin, Pagan, reverence, Rituals, Server, spirituality, Traditions, Wacky, Wednesday, Wodens day, Worship

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Votes:	6081	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Potions Brewed:	123	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Enchantments Applied:	242

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we honor Odin every day of the week, not just on Wodens day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with Viking raids, mythical creatures, and epic battles.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret quest where you can find Odin’s lost eye and gain his favor. Rumor has it that whoever completes this quest will be granted unlimited diamonds for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted bacon when slain. Use this magical bacon to craft weapons and armor that will make you unstoppable in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Odin that you’re worthy of his blessings. Skol!

Nietzsche Minecraft SMP Mastermind

anger, Cunning, Destruction, envy, Evil, Existence, GOD, Good, Gratitude, mastermind, Minecraft, national gods, Nietzsche, power, Religion, Revenge, sacrifice, Scorn, self-preservation, smp, Submission, Victory, violence, Virtue, will to power

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Buildings Constructed:	33
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your existence and ponder the meaning of life? Look no further! Join our server where we follow the teachings of Nietzsche and worship a god who can both bless us with diamonds and strike us down with lightning bolts.

Our god is not your average run-of-the-mill deity – he’s a mix of power, aggression, and a sprinkle of evil just to keep things interesting. We believe in sacrificing our diamonds to him in exchange for epic loot and blessings beyond your wildest dreams.

But beware, if you’re not up to par with our god’s standards, he might just unleash his wrath upon you. So come join us on this wild ride of philosophical debates, epic battles, and sacrifices galore. Who needs a boring old good god when you can have one that keeps you on your toes? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

NoDramaMIL Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Apology, awkward moments, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, crying, daughter-in-law, DISRESPECTFUL, dress code, family dynamics, family gatherings, flirty behavior, highschool graduation, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, NoDramaMIL, parenting, public embarrassment, retirement party, sarcasm, Server, social etiquette

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jenny at a family gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of inappropriate behavior and embarrassing moments that will leave you questioning your life choices!

Our server is so crazy, it makes Jenny’s high school graduation dinner look like a tea party. From ordering drinks like there’s no tomorrow to making sarcastic speeches at retirement parties, our players know how to keep things interesting.

But don’t worry, we’ve got rules in place to keep things from getting too out of hand. Just like how Jenny’s mother-in-law had to lay down the law, our moderators are always on the lookout for any shenanigans.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as Jenny’s outfit choices, join us now! Just make sure to leave the sweatpants at home.

PreggoPalsGoneWild

advice, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, emotions, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Honesty, judgment, LGBTQ, Maturity, misunderstanding, personal choices, perspective, PreggoPalsGoneWild, Pregnancy, reaction, reconciliation, relationships, Support, Trust

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Star Shards Collected:	116
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server where friendships are tested, secrets are spilled, and unexpected pregnancies are announced at 3 am!

Imagine the thrill of logging in to find out your friend is pregnant and you have to navigate the awkwardness of asking who the father is in a virtual world. Will you be supportive or will you be accused of psychoanalyzing and get hung up on? The drama is endless and the friendships are always on the edge of breaking.

Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the chance to lose a friend over a virtual pregnancy scare!