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Phobos SMP: Where Fear and Vanilla Beans Collide!

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Phobos SMP Overview
Version	v1.20.6/v1.21
Launch Date	June 3rd, 2024
Discord	Join Discord

Frequently Asked Questions

What do we have to offer?

2 Entirely new custom bosses
Exciting new one-per-world legendary weapons to compete for
No mods
An active welcoming community
Lore to build off of
A whitelist to keep the server safe
A team of admins with experience in smaller minecraft server who communicate well with the playerbase
Very little rules, we work on a system of trust between each other
Changes to the quality of life to freshen up the gameplay experience
All of this while still keeping a very vanilla feel

I joined the Discord, what now?

Go to the #smp-application-here channel in the discord and introduce yourself! The admins will make sure you get access to the rest of the server!

Who can join Phobos SMP?

We’re looking for people from all over the world, we have a lot of European members so some more in the American timezones would be most welcome! Everyone is welcome!

XenoCraft LOLz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Xenoblade 3 on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Just like in Xenoblade 3, you’ll find yourself immersed in a world full of excitement and wonder.

Forget about elemental combos, we’ve got something even better – explosive sheep that rain down from the sky and turn everything into a giant disco party! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be blown away by the insanity that awaits you. Who needs Xenoblade 3 when you’ve got us?

MossyCraft: Where even the rustiest blocks can still be hilarious!

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Welcome to Rusted Moss, the only Minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-plated llama, who grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s wooden sword into a lightsaber. True story!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the Nether rollercoaster, where you’ll zoom past lava lakes and dodge fireball-shooting ghasts. Just make sure to hold onto your minecart tight!

So why wait? Join Rusted Moss today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner!

Iron Belly Survival: Where griefing is semi-acceptable, just like your mom’s cooking! 1.20.6 with a tiny world!

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Minecraft Server Name	Iron Bars
Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
Rule	No hacking
World Border	2000 blocks
IP Address	135.148.137.142:25744
Discord	https://discord.gg/7wrB4rd9

FAQ

Q: What is the server type?

A: Iron Bars is a Semi-Anarchy server with the only rule being no hacking.

Q: Is there a world border on the server?

A: Yes, there is a world border at 2000 blocks.

Q: How fresh is the world on the server?

A: The server was founded recently, so the world is still fresh and now would be a great time to join and get ahead of the game!

Q: What version of Minecraft is the server running?

A: The server is running version 1.20.6.

Q: Is it possible to build a community on the server?

A: Yes, the server is great for building a community while still being at risk anywhere you build.

Q: Can I destroy other players’ structures on the server?

A: Yes, everything else is fair game on the server, so you can destroy everybody else’s fun.

USbros WTF Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.