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Sisterless PartyCraft Server

#partycraft, age difference, alcohol, Boundaries, college experience, college orientation, college parties, Drugs, family dynamics, growing up, high school, Maturity, overprotective, partying, peer pressure, Server, sexual behavior, sibling relationships, Sisterless, social circles, underage, younger sister

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Emeralds Found:	8820
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can bring your little sister along for the ride? Look no further! Our server is perfect for siblings who want to game together in a safe and friendly environment.

Join us for epic adventures, building competitions, and more! Plus, our server is strictly PG – no alcohol, drugs, or inappropriate behavior allowed. It’s the perfect place for siblings to bond over their love of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and show your little sis the ropes in the world of gaming. Who knows, maybe she’ll even become the next Minecraft master!

CraftyCouplesDispute

accusations, Birthday, Boyfriend, Communication, CraftyCouplesDispute, disagreement, Disrespect, feelings, Friends, gym, ignoring, phone calls, Plans, public transport, relationship, solution, standing up, three way call, trigger, Understanding, work from home

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	7505
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the thrills and spills of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world!

Join us and experience the excitement of three-way calls gone wrong, accusations of being ignored, and epic stand-ups at the gym! Will you be the one to fix the situation and bring peace to our chaotic server? Or will you add fuel to the fire and stir up even more drama? The choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most outrageous Minecraft server around. Join now and brace yourself for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and hilarity!

EvilHeroMC SMP

complex character, controversial, dark past, dark side, deceptive, Evil, EvilHeroMC, Good vs. Evil, Hero, hidden truths, historical figure, Historical revisionism, History, Infamous, misunderstood, morally ambiguous, notorious, smp, twisted legacy, Villain

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Emeralds Found:	5599
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Love Letters Sent:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and uncover the truth about historical figures! We’ve got secret dungeons filled with ancient texts revealing the dark side of famous heroes. Did you know that Abraham Lincoln was actually a vampire hunter? Or that Cleopatra was a mastermind behind a global pyramid scheme? Explore our server to unravel the twisted tales of history’s most notorious figures. Who knows, you might even discover that Santa Claus was actually a time-traveling alien with a penchant for mischief! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a journey through time and absurdity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

CraftyNSFWFacts

About.., Adult, confession, CraftyNSFWFacts, explicit, fact, graphic, INTIMATE, Mature, Naughty, NSFW, Personal, Private, REVEALING, RISQUE, secret, Sensual, sexual, taboo, yourself

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs practicality when you have bling bling, amirite?).

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here. We once had a player who tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the Macarena on command.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday night)!

JihadCraft: Modern Minecraft Server

airstrike, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, hezbollah, international relations, Islamic Jihad, Israel News, Israeli strike, JihadCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, MODERN, operatives, political tensions, regional instability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Syria, Terrorism, The Jerusalem Post

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9298
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	169	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Divine Spears Created:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! we got explosions, we got chaos, we got israeli strikes killing islamic jihad and hezbollah operatives in syria! join now for a chance to witness the craziest battles in minecraft history! who needs diamonds when u got airstrikes, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast! literally!

CreeperSuicideRevival

armed resistance, CreeperSuicideRevival, extremist groups, extremist rhetoric, gaza, Hamas, Islamic extremism, Middle East conflict, militant leaders, militant organizations, Palestinian resistance, political violence, radical ideology, radicalization, regional instability, religious extremism, security threats, suicide attacks, Terrorism, violent tactics

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Farms Harvested:	847
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	108	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even top Hamas figures are calling for renewal of suicide attacks just to get a piece of the action! Join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before. Build your own bomb shelters and watch out for creepers trying to blow up your creations. Trust me, you won’t find a more thrilling server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some BOOM BOOM together!

CraftyScholar Minecraft Server

Alpha Dog, America’s King, CraftyScholar, Eagle Tamer, He Who Bends Time and Space, Heroic Champion of the Dawn, Humanity’s Last Hope, Minecraft, Overlord, Peacebringer, Right Hand of God, Server, Sleeping Dragon, The Creator, The Destroyer, The Elder Scholar, The Eternal One, The Great Uniter, The Light Which Illuminates Darkness, the master, The Phoenix

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! On this server, you can become the Elder Scholar, mastering all the knowledge of the Minecraft world. Or maybe you want to be Humanity’s Last Hope, fighting off hordes of zombies and creepers to save the day.

Join us and become the Right Hand of God, wielding divine powers to smite your enemies. Or maybe you’re more of a Phoenix, rising from the ashes and bringing fiery destruction to all who oppose you.

Are you a Peacebringer, spreading love and harmony throughout the land? Or perhaps you’re America’s King, ruling over your own virtual kingdom with an iron fist (or a diamond sword).

Join us and become the Destroyer, laying waste to everything in your path. Or maybe you’re the Creator, building magnificent structures that will awe and inspire all who see them.

Become the Overlord, commanding legions of minions to do your bidding. Or maybe you’re the Great Uniter, bringing together players from all corners of the world in harmony and friendship.

Tame majestic eagles, master the elements, and become the Heroic Champion of the Dawn. Or maybe you’re the Eternal One, living forever in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Master the art of bending time and space as Alpha Dog, or awaken the Sleeping Dragon within you and unleash its fiery wrath upon your enemies.

Join us on this epic Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right! The possibilities are endless, and the adventures are waiting for you. See you in the game!

GnomesRUs Minecraft SMP

coding, coding platform, coding tools, computer science, desktop environment, Gnome, gnome desktop, Gnome development, gnome ide, gnome programming, gnome software, GnomesRUs, IDE, integrated development environment, linux, Minecraft, open source, programming, programming language, smp, Software Development, software engineering, Technology

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem!

Join our server for a chance to befriend a gnome and have them follow you around, stealing your items and playing pranks on other players. But be warned, these gnomes have a mind of their own and may lead you into all sorts of crazy adventures.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Gnome King who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare items. Just be careful what you wish for, as his sense of humor can be quite twisted.

So come join us on our gnome-infested server for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

TicketTussle Minecraft Server

Apology, baseball game, Boundaries, circus, Communication, compromise, Conflict, coworker, friendship, lunch, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, payment, Respect, Server, sharing, SNACKS, TICKETS, TicketTussle, Trust, Workplace

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with a sneaky coworker in a virtual world? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to confront your coworker in-game and demand payment for those circus tickets she never used!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will test your patience and strategic thinking. Can you outsmart your coworker and claim victory? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and maybe even a baseball game you never wanted to attend! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

CraftyCreeperCoWorking

adhd, annoyance, Apologize.., Boundaries, Communication, CraftyCreeperCoWorking, Empathy, Focus, Interruptions, Marriage, newlyweds, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, software dev, Support, teamwork, Understanding, wfh, work from home, work-life balance

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1059
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from annoying spouses who constantly interrupt your work-from-home software development job! Our server is the perfect place to focus on coding, building, and mining without any distractions.

Join us for a chance to build your dream virtual world without any unexpected interruptions from your significant other. We promise that no one will barge into your virtual office without knocking first!

So come on over and let your creativity flow freely without any guilt or distractions. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow players who understand the struggle of working from home with a chatty partner. Join now and say goodbye to annoying interruptions!