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PainCraft T-Cell Wars

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6323	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crops Grown:	4551	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Love Letters Sent:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Items Found:	4810

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like no other. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes.

but dat ain’t all, we also got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items in da game. we even got a dragon dat guards it, but don’t worry, he’s friendly as long as u bring him some diamonds.

oh and did i mention we have a secret portal dat takes u to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil witches? yea, it’s pretty epic.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis crazy minecraft server and let’s have some fun together. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Cobbleton Forever

+18, Applicants, apply, atmosphere, building, classic-style, collaboration, Community, cooperation, Destruction, ELEMENTS, Enjoy, Experience, Friendly, Graylist, modern touch, multiplayer, Positive, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Launched on 06/14/2024! A classic-style Minecraft server with a modern touch.

We have a graylist, so feel free to join now and check us out. IP: play.cobbleton.com

When you are ready to gain full access, apply using the link below. Apply: https://cobbleton.com/apply

18+ applicants only please.

Cobbleton is a community-oriented server where cooperation and collaboration are strongly encouraged. We aim for a positive and friendly atmosphere where players can enjoy building close to others without the need to worry about destruction. Our goal is to deliver the Minecraft experience you know, but also to supplement it with extra elements that we hope will make the multiplayer experience more enjoyable for everyone who wants to play. Some of these extra additions include:

play.cobbleton.com:25578

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

banner, description, height, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, width, WITHOUT HUSK

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.zf2i.vanillaboxmc.ru

GonerCraft Minecraft Server

ai, Albanian Muslim, Artificial Intelligence, artistic work, Automation, creative industries, creative jobs, Director, Finnish flower, future of work, GonerCraft, graphicians, innovation, Job Displacement, Minecraft, Mira Muratti, Muratti, Musicians, openai, Server, technological advancements, technology division

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers with no creativity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is run by none other than Mira Muratti, the Albanian Muslim director of OpenAI’s AI technology division!

Join our server and witness the power of AI as it creates mind-blowing landscapes and epic music that will make your jaw drop. Say goodbye to mediocre graphics and boring tunes because on our server, only the best of the best will survive.

Who needs human graphic designers and musicians when you have AI creating masterpieces left and right? Join now and be a part of the revolution in Minecraft gaming. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

Amber Skitterfly Mount, Bullions spreadsheet, CraftyCraze, Dark Heart Content Update, Developer Chat, Dragonflight, Dynamic Flight Update, feature overview, General Resources, Minecraft, mists of pandaria, petopia, Pets, raider.io, remix, Server, summer fun, the war within, Trading Post, Warcraft Mounts, World of Warcraft, wow, wowhead

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a minecart rollercoaster.

We’ve got more updates than a villager trade menu, with features like the War Within, Mists of Pandaria REMIX, and Dragonflight Dark Heart Content Update. And let’s not forget about our dynamic flight update – because who needs wings when you can fly like a boss?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. We’ve got trading posts with items so rare, they make diamond armor look like leather. Plus, our community is tighter than a slime block – you’ll never mine alone!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to watch out for creepers – they’re the only thing scarier than missing out on all the fun!

ArrogantMeta Minecraft Server

Arrogant Meta, ArrogantMeta, Australia, Digital News, facebook, GOOGLE, Government, Journalism, Media, media industry, Minecraft, monetization, News, news outlets, News Publishers, online news, outlets, Pay, pm, Regulation, Server, social media, tech giants

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Towns Built:	6	Mines Excavated:	2160
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	176
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the Australia PM said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, yo. you gotta join cuz it’s like, totally meta, man.” and then he was all like, “yo, this server is so cool, it should pay outlets for news. that’s how awesome it is, man.” so, like, if the PM says it, you know it’s gotta be legit, right? join now and be part of the coolest server ever, man.

JewCraft: No Bombs Allowed!

Allowed, anti-semitism, bombs, Condemnation, condemns, Conflict, extremism, FIRED, Global Issues, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Jewcraft, MIDDLE EAST, october 7, opposition leader, political statements, sleeping Jews, Terrorism, turkish, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Yo, you gotta join this crazy Minecraft server, bro! We got so much epic stuff going on, it’s like a party in your computer! Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting rainbow lasers out of their butts. And don’t even get me started on the giant chickens riding around on motorcycles, it’s wild!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground base where you can battle evil llamas with laser eyes and ride on the backs of dragons that breathe fire emojis. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to find the hidden treasure guarded by a pack of ninja turtles wearing diamond armor.

Oh, and did I mention the disco party every night at the spawn point? It’s lit, fam. You’ll be dancing with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those flying pigs, they’re sneaky little buggers.

TrillionBlockz

challenge, Counting, counting ability, counting accomplishment, counting challenge, counting limit, counting milestone, counting record, counting skills, counting to a trillion, impossible task, mathematical feat, Mathematics, Numbers, numeracy, numerical achievement, numerical challenge, numerical skills, proof, Trillion, TrillionBlockz

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane challenges like trying to count to a trillion blocks in game. no one has ever done it before, so you could be the first! imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends you counted to a trillion in minecraft. plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the end of the challenge. so what are you waiting for? come join us and start counting to a trillion today!

GutCraft: Addictive Eats & Healthy Treats

addiction, Addictive, Bacteria, beneficial role, Eats, findings, food addiction, gut bacteria, gut health, GutCraft, health, healthy, humans, international team, Mice, Microbiome, microbiota, obesity, Prevention, research, scientific discovery, specific bacteria, study, Treats, weight gain

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and suddenly you’re surrounded by all these crazy bacteria in the gut, but get this, they’re like, controlling your cravings for food! Some of them are all like, “eat all the cake, bro!” and others are like, “nah, let’s stick to carrots.” It’s a wild ride, man.

But wait, there’s more! These bacteria are like little characters in a video game, each with their own special powers. Some make you run faster, others give you super strength. It’s like having a whole team of tiny superheroes living in your belly.

And get this, if you join this server, you can actually interact with these bacteria in the game. You can feed them different foods and watch how they react. Maybe you’ll even discover a new species of gut bacteria that no one has ever seen before. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next great gut bacteria scientist!

So come on, join the server and let’s see what kind of crazy adventures we can have with these gut bacteria. Who knows, maybe you’ll even cure food addiction and obesity while you’re at it. It’s a wild, wacky world out there, and we’re just getting started!

Revolution SMP

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Discord, Diversity, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, MCMMO, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Some related tags that are not part of the Minecraft server “Revolution SMP” could be: Survival, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3956
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Revolution SMP is a Survival Minecraft server, crafted with a vision: to create a vibrant, fun, and relaxed community where players can explore, build, and thrive together.

Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that continues to unfold with every new adventurer who steps into our realm. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or someone looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be a part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

play.revsmp.com:25627