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SovietCraft Minecraft Server

Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile strikes, national security, nuclear weapons, provocation, russia, Russian territory, Server, SovietCraft, Strategic Concerns, Tensions, US, Warning, Western

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Zombie Dances:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server and they were like “yo US, don’t even think about sending missiles into our territory or we will ban you from the server” like damn that would be some intense pvp action. join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between nations, where alliances are forged and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. plus, our admins are like the russian government, always watching and ready to strike down anyone who dares to challenge their authority. so come join us and experience the thrill of international conflict in the world of minecraft!

UkrainianF16FTW

Aerial kills, Air Force, air superiority, aircraft, Aviation, Combat, Conflict, Defense, defense technology, dogfight, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jets, fighter pilots, Military, national security, nato, Ukraine, ukraine news, UkrainianF16FTW, War

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Magic Items Found:	8291	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s F-16s have scored their first aerial kills… IN MINECRAFT! fly around in your own virtual F-16 and take down enemies in the sky with your pixelated missiles.

we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and weapons to use in battle. beware of the creeper army that guards the entrance, they may look cute but they will explode on you in a heartbeat.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community like no other. who needs real life when you can have this much fun in minecraft? come join now before the F-16s run out of fuel and the adventure ends!

RoosterCraft

circadian rhythm, diurnal, early bird, early riser, late riser, morning person, morning rooster, morning routine, night owl, night time, Nocturnal, opposite, RoosterCraft, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep schedule

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	87	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we party like it’s 1999! We got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance, it’s a real barnyard rave up in here! The opposite of night owl should be morning rooster, so wake up and join us for some wacky adventures! We have a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons bust a move, it’s lit AF! Plus, our admin is a talking llama who spits out diamonds, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride! Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let’s get this party started!

Hilltop Havoc: Neolithic Edition

dangerous areas, Edition, fear of conflict, Havoc, higher mortality, Hilltop, hilltops, lower fertility, Neolithic, Neolithic Europe, overpopulation, population decline, safer locations

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mines Excavated:	2778
Alien Abductions:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Yo, you ever wanted to travel back in time to Neolithic Europe but without all the boring fear of conflict and population declines? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us and experience a world where conflict is a thing of the past and everyone lives in harmony on hilltops. But watch out, overpopulation might lead to some crazy deaths and low fertility rates! It’s a wild ride, so join now for a chance to live in a world where fear is a thing of the past!

WindowPeek Minecraft Server

Architecture, Buildings, cityscape, Clouds, HORIZON, landscape, Minecraft, Mountains, Nature, Ocean, outdoors, Peaceful, scenery, Server, SKY, skyline, sunrise, sunset, Trees, Urban, view, WINDOW, WindowPeek

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ores Mined:	1957
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Are you tired of staring at the same boring view out your window every day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the view out your window is whatever you want it to be! Want to wake up to a majestic unicorn grazing in a field of rainbow-colored grass? Done. How about a giant flying taco soaring through the sky? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and escape the mundane reality of your everyday life!

Minecraft SMP – Flirting with Creepers #6556

Archive, character profiles, community pastebin, CREEPERS, daily tasks, Eicon search tool, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FLIRTING, Forums, kinks, live status tracker, Minecraft, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, shitposting tool, site drama, smp, third party chat client, webchat

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination… and your kinks! Join us for a wild ride filled with roleplaying, character profiles, and finding like-minded partners with similar fetishes. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplay, and our group forums have more depravity than you can shake a stick at.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with drama, gossip, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Want to critique someone’s character? Go for it. Need feedback on your roleplay skills? We’ve got you covered. And don’t forget to check out our shitposting tool for some extra laughs.

So why join our Minecraft SMP server? Because where else can you build a castle, fight dragons, and explore endless worlds all while indulging in your wildest fantasies? Come join us and let your imagination run wild… and maybe a little kinky.

BIL-Free Vacation Ride Minecraft Server

anniversary, BILFree, brother, camping trip, celebration, Communication, compromise, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Minecraft, overreacting, people pleasing, Picnic, punctuality, quality time, relationship, Ride, Server, staycation, Stubborn, vacation, Wilderness

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Emeralds Found:	4907	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Divine Spears Created:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of celebrating anniversaries on the actual day? Look no further! Our server is all about prioritizing quality time with your loved one, just like you deserve.

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, just like the epic adventure of trying to plan a perfect anniversary with a husband who can’t say no to his brother. Will you be the hero who saves the day and ensures a romantic celebration, or will you get caught up in the drama and chaos of family dynamics?

With surprises around every corner and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes – just like trying to navigate a last-minute change of plans for your special day. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of love, loyalty, and Minecraft skills. Trust us, it’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

PastorPuncherMC

Apology, bio clean up, Church, co-pastor, daycare, grudge, guam, hatred, ministry field, nondenominational, office, Pastor, PastorPuncherMC, Police, TRANSITION, Tuesday evening, unsettling vibes, volunteer, women’s group, womens ministry, youth pastor

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Magic Items Found:	1800

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Our server is run by a team of pastors who are experts in running daycare and leading women’s groups. But don’t be fooled by their holy facade, drama lurks behind every corner.

Meet Pastor Nick, the co-pastor who seems like the perfect guy on paper, but something just doesn’t sit right with him. Rumor has it he’s been spotted chatting up the daycare volunteers and making shady moves behind closed doors.

Join our server and witness the epic showdown between Pastor Nick and the women’s pastor as they battle it out over accusations of inappropriate behavior. Will justice be served? Will the truth come to light? Only time will tell on this thrilling Minecraft server. Join now for a drama-filled experience like no other!

KolkataRageCraft

anger, brutality, Civil unrest, crime, demonstration, HUMAN RIGHTS, Indian police, Justice, Kolkata doctor, KolkataRageCraft, law enforcement, murder, Police Brutality, protest, public outcry, rape, Safety, Social Issues, tear gas, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9918
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Towns Built:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more action than Indian police firing tear gas at hundreds of protesting players! 😂👮‍♂️🔥

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about real life drama and immerse you in a world of blocky fun! 🌍🔥

We have crazy events like the “Rape and Murder Mystery” where you have to solve whodunnit before the sun sets in the game! 🔍🌞

Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even some tear gas (just kidding, we don’t condone violence in our server)! 😂🚫🔥

Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and let the fun begin! 🎉🎮🔥

OppositeCraft

Assumptions, Beliefs, biases, close-mindedness, cognitive dissonance, communication barriers, confirmation bias, critical thinking, disagreements, Diversity, Empathy, judgments, misconceptions, misunderstandings, Open-mindedness, opposing views, OppositeCraft, Perspectives, social dynamics, Stereotypes, tolerance

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1462
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Meteorites Collected:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Void Armor Forged:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the sheep are actually secret agents spying on the cows, who are plotting a rebellion against the pigs. the chickens have formed a cult worshipping the almighty egg, and the creepers are throwing a surprise party for Steve but forgot to invite him.

explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy. build your own castle made entirely of cake, ride a flying pig into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

with weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where all mobs drop tacos instead of loot, and “Fashion Show Friday” where players compete to see who can wear the most ridiculous outfit, you’ll never run out of things to do.

so come join us and experience the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer absurdity of our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. because here, being wrong has never felt so right.