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BauBau’s Crazy Crafters – The FUWAMOCO Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mines Excavated:	1056	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like our stream schedule. From karaoke sessions to Twitter spaces shenanigans, we’ve got it all. And don’t forget about our unarchived content – you never know what you might stumble upon!

But wait, there’s more! Our talented members Mococo and Fuwawa will serenade you with their angelic voices while you explore our server. And if you’re feeling brave, check out our /baubau/ related content for some spicy NSFW surprises.

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even spot a VTL team member or two lurking in the shadows. Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

NoFamNoSeeMC

Accommodation, active duty, Air Force, baby, Birthday, California, celebration, family, Hawaii, ISLAND, mindset, Moving, NoFamNoSeeMC, Planning, Pregnancy, stress, travel, UNFAIR, unreasonable, vacation, Visitors

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stress of family drama and unwanted visitors! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any interference from pesky relatives.

Imagine a world where you can celebrate your son’s birthday in peace, without worrying about family members crashing the party. Build a virtual paradise for just you, your husband, and your little one, without any unwanted guests showing up unannounced.

On our server, you can create your own island getaway where you make the rules. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join us now and let the virtual fun begin!

WildTalesMC SMP

bizarre confessions, bizarre conversations, crazy anecdotes, eccentric strangers, odd encounters, outlandish tales, peculiar conversations, peculiar encounters, quirky interactions, random encounters, smp, strange encounters, surprising revelations, unbelievable stories, unexpected confessions, unexpected encounters, unusual interactions, weird confessions, wild stories, Wild Tales, WildTalesMC

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Votes:	1384
Void Armor Forged:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic adventures, like the time a player rode a pig off a cliff while trying to tame it, only to land in a pool of lava and somehow survive with half a heart left. Or how about the time someone accidentally set off a chain reaction of TNT explosions that turned the entire spawn area into a crater-filled wasteland? And let’s not forget the legendary prank war that ended with someone building a giant statue of a chicken on top of the admin’s house.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see just how wild things can get. Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history of insanity!

BlockyButterflyEffect

BlockyButterflyEffect, butterfly effect, consequences, critical decisions, Future, impactful choices, important choices, life changing moments, Life decisions, long-term effects, massive impact, pivotal choices, ripple effects, seemingly minor decision, significant decisions, small choices, turning points, unexpected consequences, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen outcomes

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8841
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Void Armor Forged:	30
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Have you ever wondered how different your life would be if you had chosen the red pill instead of the blue pill? Well, on our Minecraft server, every decision you make could lead to a wild and wacky adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally punching a chicken and starting a poultry rebellion that takes over the entire server. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats.

With endless possibilities and unexpected consequences, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt. So come on, make that seemingly minor decision to join our server and see where it takes you! Who knows, you might just become the ruler of a kingdom of llamas or discover a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds and cake. The choice is yours, but choose wisely – the fate of the Minecraft universe is in your hands!

CraftyMaduro’sWhatsAppBan

authoritarianism, Censorship, Communication, crackdown, CraftyMadurosWhatsAppBan, digital rights, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet, Maduro, opposition, Politics, protest, repression, social media, Supporters, Surveillance, Technology, Venezuela, WhatsApp

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Dragon Scales Harvested:	389

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than maduro trying to delete whatsapp! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and more drama than a venezuelan political rally. our community is tighter than maduro’s grip on power, and we promise you’ll have a blast playing with us. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories that will last longer than maduro’s presidency!

Welcome to Macaroni-land, where the only war is over who gets the last noodle! Embrace the cheesy chaos now!

atmosphere, Brewery, Chaos, Cheesy, Community, Embrace, EXPERIMENTAL, Factions, Friendly, macaroniland, midis, Minecarts, music disk, noodle, Plugins, rp sit, Shop, Skills, Small Community, SMPs, Starter Kit, Survival, trinkets, War

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Game Version	Java IP 37.10.122.12:25984
Game Version	Bedrock IP 37.10.122.12 Port 25984
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU

Macaroni-land is your expectable standard survival server think oldish smps, pvp, nice atmosphere, weird trash. The server has been running for a couple months, with a friendly yet chaotic small community. A couple towns exist so that’s cool!

A simple shop at spawn mostly to sell trinkets like the custom Music disk midis, and player owned ones that sell more complex stuff, a starter kit (acceptable quality), some weird experimental skills things, and some community requested plugins ie: faster minecarts, brewery, a rp sit thing, random stuff kinda, yes we have it all. Come try our place out!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for a couple of months.
Is there PvP on the server?	Yes, there is PvP on the server.
What can I buy at the spawn shop?	You can buy trinkets like custom Music disk midis, starter kits, and more.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	Yes, there are community requested plugins like faster minecarts, brewery, and more.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

character trope, Coming of Age, CraftyCraze, cultural stereotype, Female Protagonist, film, free-spirit, high school, indie, Japanese cinema, Japanese High-Schooler, love interest, Manic Pixie Dream Girl, Minecraft, MPDG, nonconformist, quirky, Romantic, Server, teen romance, Unconventional, WHIMSICAL, young adult

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical pixie dream girl on steroids! Picture this: you’re a Japanese high-schooler who has been transported into a world where you can build and explore to your heart’s content. But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a talking llama who will guide you on your journey. So why wait? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

MinotaurMama Minecraft SMP

breeding mechanics, character design, Customization, Diversity, FANTASY, female representation, game development, Game Mechanics, gender diversity, inclusion, marriage options, Minecraft, minotaur women, MinotaurMama, mythical creatures, narrative choices, non-human characters, player agency, player choice, romance options, smp, video games, Worldbuilding

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	4924	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	194
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Votes:	826	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs and NPCs? Well, look no further because our server has MINOTAUR WOMEN that you can actually MARRY and BREED with! That’s right, forget about boring old villagers, on our server you can start a family with a minotaur babe and raise little half-human, half-bull babies together. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft roleplay that you never knew you needed. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your minotaur love story today!

PlasmaCraftersUnited

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as epic as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this player’s crazy family situation.

Need a distraction from your own family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can mine, build, and survive without any pesky parents getting in the way.

Who needs plasma donations when you can earn virtual diamonds and emeralds on our server? Forget about saving up for a new laptop – spend your hard-earned in-game currency on epic gear and weapons instead!

Join now and experience the thrill of defying your parents’ wishes in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs a social security card when you can conquer dungeons and battle monsters with your friends?

Don’t be a leech – be a legend on our Minecraft server! It’s time to show your parents who’s boss in a world where the only rules are the ones you make. See you in-game, adventurer!

GhostlyGamer in Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, beyond the grave, death, GhostlyGamer, Life after death., Minecraft, near death accounts, near death encounters, Near Death Experience, near death exploration, near death insights, near death phenomena, near death reflections, near death revelations, near death stories, near death testimonies, near death visions, near-death research, out-of-body experience, smp, SPIRITUAL, Supernatural

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	New Chunks Explored:	694334
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3446
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where dying is just a minor inconvenience? Well, look no further because on our server, death is a wild ride! When you die, you don’t just respawn, oh no. You get transported to the Nether where you have to battle a horde of zombie pigmen armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And if you survive, you get a special prize – a diamond carrot! Join us for the thrill of a lifetime and see what lies beyond the grave on our insane Minecraft SMP!