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RevivedRacer Minecraft SMP – Back from the Dead Edition

Autodrom Most, Canadian Tire Motorsport Park, circuit zandvoort, Cook Out Southern 500, Darlington Raceway, Dead, DuQuoin State Fairgrounds Racetrack, Edition, Gran Premio de Aragón, Hy-Vee Milwaukee Mile 250, Indy NXT, Italian Grand Prix, Lone Star Le Mans, Milwaukee Mile, Minecraft, motogp, Motor sport, NASCAR Euro, RevivedRacer, smp, Southern Illinois 100, Sport Clips Haircuts VFW Help A Hero 200, Super GT, Suzuka, WeatherTech 200

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Items Found:	7347	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic races through Autodrom Most, MotorLand Aragón, and even the Milwaukee Mile in West Allis, Wisconsin.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Super GT races in Suzuka, Formula 1 action in Zandvoort, and even NASCAR Canada at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park. And don’t forget about the ARCA race at the DuQuoin State Fairgrounds Racetrack – it’s gonna be wild!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build, mine, and race all in one place? Plus, rumor has it that if you win a race, you’ll get a special diamond block to add to your collection. So what are you waiting for? Rev up your engines and join us for some crazy racing fun!

CraftyBeautyQueen

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ores Mined:	3458
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Forget about real-life women, the most beautiful woman in the world is actually the admin of our Minecraft server! She has diamond armor that sparkles in the sunlight and a pickaxe that can mine through any block with just one swing. Join our server to catch a glimpse of her beauty and maybe even win her heart with your epic building skills! Trust us, this is a love story you won’t want to miss out on.

Crafty Tales Minecraft Server

adaptation, adaptation differences, Anime, book to movie, Character development, Crafty, cut scenes, disappointed fans, fan reactions, film, hanekawa, japanese, Kizu, Manga, Minecraft, missing content, Monogatari, novel, sad, series, Server, storytelling, Tales, theater release

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Towns Built:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5130
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of missing out on all the Hanekawa action in Kizu? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have ALL the Hanekawa you could ever want! Join us and witness epic battles between Hanekawa and giant creepers, Hanekawa building towering structures with just a flick of her tail, and Hanekawa leading a group of zombie villagers in a dance-off! Don’t miss out on the Hanekawa extravaganza – join our server now!

RecessionCraft SMP – >"WakeUpCraft"

bear market, economic collapse, economic downturn, economic warning., Economy, financial crisis, financial instability, financial market turmoil, financial warning, gtquotWakeUpCraftquot, market crash, pumping, recession, recession alert, recession prediction, RecessionCraft, smp, stock market, stock market crash, stocks, Wake Up, wake up call, warning signs

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Love Letters Sent:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

“Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the economy is in shambles and the stocks are pumping like crazy!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a group of /biz/ anons frantically trying to navigate their way through the recession. But fear not, because in this server, chaos is the name of the game!

Join us as we embark on insane quests, build ridiculous structures, and navigate the treacherous world of finance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become a stock market guru in the process!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of memes, mayhem, and Minecraft madness!”

BlockyBounce

action, anatomy, awkward, Balls, BlockyBounce, Body, discomfort, Equivalent, female, funny, gender, Gender norms, humor, leg, movement, Physical, Relief, Situation, stereotype, unstick, wide step

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7556	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	354543	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	3711

Are you tired of constantly readjusting your virtual junk while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server offers the perfect solution for all the ladies out there! Introducing the “Diamond Pickaxe Wiggle” – the female equivalent to that one wide step to unstick your balls from your leg. Join our server now and experience the ultimate freedom from uncomfortable pixelated wedgies! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are always looking for new recruits. So come on, join us and show those chickens who’s boss!

ChaoticCraft Roleplay Gone Wild in the City – No Government, Just Chaos and Economy

Businesses, Chaos, ChaoticCraft, city, city roleplay, Cityrp, Community, Economy, Features, Government, Ip:, Jobs, Laws, learning curve, Perks, player, Plugins, questions, Roleplay, rules, Server, University, Wild

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ores Mined:	1640
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Potions Brewed:	64
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magic Items Found:	4779	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

IP	play.democracycraft.net (1.21)

Overview	DemocracyCraft, or DC, is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. The server boasts a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features! DC has a great community of many welcoming players! It also has a BIG learning curve with lots to learn, so be ready! Ask questions! It averages 20-30 players at most on a normal day (i.e. no events, which can get up to around 40!). Do note that the server gets pretty dead around 1-4AM EST. DC has many great plugins and features, far too many to list. There is something for everyone on DC, so join today!

Overview

DemocracyCraft, or DC, is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. The server boasts a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features! DC has a great community of many welcoming players! It also has a BIG learning curve with lots to learn, so be ready! Ask questions! It averages 20-30 players at most on a normal day (i.e. no events, which can get up to around 40!). Do note that the server gets pretty dead around 1-4AM EST. DC has many great plugins and features, far too many to list. There is something for everyone on DC, so join today!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is DemocracyCraft?	DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server where players can create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. It features a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, and other realistic features.
What is the player community like on DemocracyCraft?	DemocracyCraft has a great community of welcoming players. Players are encouraged to ask questions and engage with others to learn more about the server’s features and gameplay.
How many players are usually on the server?	DemocracyCraft averages 20-30 players on a normal day, with numbers potentially increasing during events. The server can get quieter around 1-4AM EST.
What are some features of DemocracyCraft?	DemocracyCraft offers specialized jobs, a robbable bank, rentable shops and apartments, buyable plots, custom paintings, and many other features. There is something for everyone to enjoy on the server.
Where can I find more information about DemocracyCraft?	Forums, wiki, Discord, and world maps for DemocracyCraft can be accessed through the following links: Forums: https://www.democracycraft.net Wiki: https://wiki.democracycraft.net/Main_Page Discord: discord.gg/democracy World Maps: https://map.democracycraft.net/#reveille:2629:0:3864:1500:0:0:0:1:flat

CrackCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by wypipo? Well, look no further because our server is here to fak yo crakkka ass up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond rainbows, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to drop sick beats. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to challenge newbies to dance battles. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s show those wypipo who’s boss!

TrashCanFire_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7165	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Potions Brewed:	125
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Oh boy, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft SMP! Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and the players are fighting for survival in a post-apocalyptic world. But here’s the catch – instead of weapons, you have to defeat the mobs with your best dance moves! That’s right, it’s a dance battle to the death!

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the trees into giant marshmallows just for laughs. And don’t even get me started on the time they replaced all the diamonds with…wait for it…toilet paper!

So why should you join this dumpster fire of a Minecraft SMP? Well, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness, then this is the server for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will!

WeddingWarsMC

ceremony, COMPLICATED, cordial, decision, Drama, family, grudge, important, Invitation, Justified, Petty, Reciprocation.., regret, relationship, sister, stress, Support, Unnecessary, Upset, Wedding, WeddingWarsMC

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2095
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2977	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special day? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wedding-themed world where you can invite or uninvite whoever you want without any consequences.

Build your dream wedding venue and invite all your friends, but feel free to leave out that one cousin who always causes drama. No need to worry about hurt feelings or family feuds here, just pure Minecraft fun!

Plus, if you ever regret not inviting someone, you can always send them a virtual invite and pretend like nothing ever happened. It’s the perfect way to navigate complicated family relationships without any real-life consequences.

So come join us on our server and create the wedding of your dreams, drama-free! Who knew Minecraft could be the solution to all your family problems?

ZelenskyCraft: Expand & Conquer!

Conflict, Conquer, control, eastern europe, expand, expand territory, global conflict, international relations, Kursk operation, military operation, military strategy, peace negotiations, political leadership, President Zelensky, russian aggression, security concerns, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, Ukraine, Ukrainian government, War, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

So, like, this server is totally epic, dude! We’re like, expanding our territory all the time, just like Zelensky on the Kursk operation, ya know? Join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever! We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold! Plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!