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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 7780 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
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