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CraftyPicsNoSOShowing

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	361
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is key and secrets are kept safe! Just like this photographer who had to keep intimate photos private from their SO, we promise to keep your builds and treasures hidden from prying eyes.

Join us for the ultimate adventure, where you can explore hidden caves, build magnificent castles, and uncover mysterious secrets. Just like this photographer’s client who loved their edited photos, you’ll love the amazing creations you can make on our server.

So come on over and join us, where what happens in Minecraft stays in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own!

JarBreakerCraft

4 year old, accident, accidentally, ancient artifact, archaeology, Bronze Age, clumsy, cultural heritage, Damage, delicate, Exhibit, fragile, historical, jar, JarBreakerCraft, mishap, Museum, preservation, Priceless, SHATTERS, supervision needed

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mines Excavated:	4558	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45

lol join our epic minecraft server where you can break stuff without getting in trouble like this 4-year-old who shattered a whole bronze age jar at a museum oopsie daisy. come play with us and break all the things without any consequences cuz we’re cool like that. plus, who knows what ancient artifacts you might uncover while mining for diamonds. maybe you’ll find a cursed pickaxe that makes you mine faster but also turns all the pigs into creepers. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, just like that clumsy toddler at the museum.

WisdomFutility Minecraft Server

acceptance, constrict, Deep thinking, enlightenment, existentialism, futility of wisdom, inner growth, introspection, life lessons, Minecraft, personal development, philosophy, Poison, realization, realization of futility, realization of truth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Server, Throat, wisdom, WisdomFutility

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	173

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where wisdom is valued over chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of having your throat constricted by poison while trying to navigate through our insane challenges and obstacles. Who needs wisdom when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our twisted world!

RevivedRacer Minecraft SMP – Back from the Dead Edition

Autodrom Most, Canadian Tire Motorsport Park, circuit zandvoort, Cook Out Southern 500, Darlington Raceway, Dead, DuQuoin State Fairgrounds Racetrack, Edition, Gran Premio de Aragón, Hy-Vee Milwaukee Mile 250, Indy NXT, Italian Grand Prix, Lone Star Le Mans, Milwaukee Mile, Minecraft, motogp, Motor sport, NASCAR Euro, RevivedRacer, smp, Southern Illinois 100, Sport Clips Haircuts VFW Help A Hero 200, Super GT, Suzuka, WeatherTech 200

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic races through Autodrom Most, MotorLand Aragón, and even the Milwaukee Mile in West Allis, Wisconsin.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Super GT races in Suzuka, Formula 1 action in Zandvoort, and even NASCAR Canada at Canadian Tire Motorsport Park. And don’t forget about the ARCA race at the DuQuoin State Fairgrounds Racetrack – it’s gonna be wild!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build, mine, and race all in one place? Plus, rumor has it that if you win a race, you’ll get a special diamond block to add to your collection. So what are you waiting for? Rev up your engines and join us for some crazy racing fun!

CraftyBeautyQueen

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Forget about real-life women, the most beautiful woman in the world is actually the admin of our Minecraft server! She has diamond armor that sparkles in the sunlight and a pickaxe that can mine through any block with just one swing. Join our server to catch a glimpse of her beauty and maybe even win her heart with your epic building skills! Trust us, this is a love story you won’t want to miss out on.

Crafty Tales Minecraft Server

adaptation, adaptation differences, Anime, book to movie, Character development, Crafty, cut scenes, disappointed fans, fan reactions, film, hanekawa, japanese, Kizu, Manga, Minecraft, missing content, Monogatari, novel, sad, series, Server, storytelling, Tales, theater release

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ores Mined:	7190	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of missing out on all the Hanekawa action in Kizu? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have ALL the Hanekawa you could ever want! Join us and witness epic battles between Hanekawa and giant creepers, Hanekawa building towering structures with just a flick of her tail, and Hanekawa leading a group of zombie villagers in a dance-off! Don’t miss out on the Hanekawa extravaganza – join our server now!

RecessionCraft SMP – >"WakeUpCraft"

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Towns Built:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

“Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the economy is in shambles and the stocks are pumping like crazy!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a group of /biz/ anons frantically trying to navigate their way through the recession. But fear not, because in this server, chaos is the name of the game!

Join us as we embark on insane quests, build ridiculous structures, and navigate the treacherous world of finance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become a stock market guru in the process!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of memes, mayhem, and Minecraft madness!”

BlockyBounce

action, anatomy, awkward, Balls, BlockyBounce, Body, discomfort, Equivalent, female, funny, gender, Gender norms, humor, leg, movement, Physical, Relief, Situation, stereotype, unstick, wide step

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magic Items Found:	8584	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Farms Harvested:	905
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Are you tired of constantly readjusting your virtual junk while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server offers the perfect solution for all the ladies out there! Introducing the “Diamond Pickaxe Wiggle” – the female equivalent to that one wide step to unstick your balls from your leg. Join our server now and experience the ultimate freedom from uncomfortable pixelated wedgies! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are always looking for new recruits. So come on, join us and show those chickens who’s boss!

ChaoticCraft Roleplay Gone Wild in the City – No Government, Just Chaos and Economy

Businesses, Chaos, ChaoticCraft, city, city roleplay, Cityrp, Community, Economy, Features, Government, Ip:, Jobs, Laws, learning curve, Perks, player, Plugins, questions, Roleplay, rules, Server, University, Wild

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5454	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

IP	play.democracycraft.net (1.21)

Overview	DemocracyCraft, or DC, is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. The server boasts a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features! DC has a great community of many welcoming players! It also has a BIG learning curve with lots to learn, so be ready! Ask questions! It averages 20-30 players at most on a normal day (i.e. no events, which can get up to around 40!). Do note that the server gets pretty dead around 1-4AM EST. DC has many great plugins and features, far too many to list. There is something for everyone on DC, so join today!

Overview

DemocracyCraft, or DC, is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. The server boasts a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features! DC has a great community of many welcoming players! It also has a BIG learning curve with lots to learn, so be ready! Ask questions! It averages 20-30 players at most on a normal day (i.e. no events, which can get up to around 40!). Do note that the server gets pretty dead around 1-4AM EST. DC has many great plugins and features, far too many to list. There is something for everyone on DC, so join today!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is DemocracyCraft?	DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server where players can create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. It features a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, and other realistic features.
What is the player community like on DemocracyCraft?	DemocracyCraft has a great community of welcoming players. Players are encouraged to ask questions and engage with others to learn more about the server’s features and gameplay.
How many players are usually on the server?	DemocracyCraft averages 20-30 players on a normal day, with numbers potentially increasing during events. The server can get quieter around 1-4AM EST.
What are some features of DemocracyCraft?	DemocracyCraft offers specialized jobs, a robbable bank, rentable shops and apartments, buyable plots, custom paintings, and many other features. There is something for everyone to enjoy on the server.
Where can I find more information about DemocracyCraft?	Forums, wiki, Discord, and world maps for DemocracyCraft can be accessed through the following links: Forums: https://www.democracycraft.net Wiki: https://wiki.democracycraft.net/Main_Page Discord: discord.gg/democracy World Maps: https://map.democracycraft.net/#reveille:2629:0:3864:1500:0:0:0:1:flat

CrackCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	170	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by wypipo? Well, look no further because our server is here to fak yo crakkka ass up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond rainbows, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to drop sick beats. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to challenge newbies to dance battles. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s show those wypipo who’s boss!