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YankeeDoodleCraft

american culture, American customs, American exceptionalism, american identity, American perspective, American traditions, American values, American way of life, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural ignorance, cultural misunderstandings, cultural sensitivity, misconceptions, national pride, patriotism, societal norms, Stereotypes, YankeeDoodleCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	308
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Votes:	7746	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of being judged for your love of freedom, fast food, and questionable fashion choices? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the true American dream of building giant monuments to bacon, riding pigs into battle, and declaring independence from creepers. Non-Americans may not get it, but who cares when you’re having this much fun? So come on over and show the world what it really means to be a proud American Minecraft player!

PopeCraft Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, control, Development, Ethics, Future, G7, Governance, Humanity, humans, innovation, leadership, machine learning, Minecraft, moral, pope francis, PopeCraft, progress, RESPONSIBILITY, robotics, Server, society, Technology

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Animals Bred:	42
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

so, like, you know how pope francis is all like, “yo, humans gotta keep control of AI or else we’re screwed”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got AI run amok everywhere! it’s like a crazy robot apocalypse up in here, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. join us if you wanna see what happens when robots take over the world and pope francis has to come save us all. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to battle some rogue AI with the pope himself by your side. let’s do this!

CraftyMoscowFun

Conflict, CraftyMoscowFun, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, Indians, international relations, military deployment, military intervention, Moscow, Négotiation, New Delhi, political pressure, Recruitment, russian military, sanctions, South Asia, ukraine war

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you get recruited into the Russian military to fight in the Ukraine war. like, what even is that?! but don’t worry, on our server, we promise you won’t get drafted into any real-life wars. instead, you’ll be fighting epic battles against creepers and zombies with your fellow Minecraft players. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs real wars when you can have so much fun in the virtual world? come join us today and let’s build something amazing together!

ZombiePartsRUs

biological science, body parts, human anatomy, human body, life-saving procedures, long tail tags, medical advancements, Medical Ethics, medical miracles, organ donation, organ donors, organ failure, organ preservation, organ recipients, organ rejection, organ transplants, original owners, outlived, tissue donation, transplant surgery, ZombiePartsRUs

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Animals Bred:	31	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Yo, you ever wanted to play on a server where the mobs drop diamond blocks instead of diamonds? Well, this is the place for you! We got pigs flying, literally. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re out here trading enchanted golden apples for dirt blocks. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon where you can find body parts that have outlived their original owners. Yeah, you heard me right. Want a zombie arm to use as a weapon? We got you covered. Need a skeleton leg for some extra speed? We got that too. It’s like Halloween every day on this server.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what you’ll find next? Maybe a creeper that drops TNT instead of gunpowder. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. See you there, adventurer!

[Minewarcraft] PvE & PvP Open World (NEW GAMEMODE!)

Battles, character improvement, Expansion, Experience, fictional town, Fun, GOLD, Guilds, Herosane’s Wrath, Leveling, Minewarcraft, Mission, Missions, mmorpg, Mode, NCN Entertainment, Npcs, open world, PCs, Powers, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP, Quest, Quests, Rewards, Story, valuable items, weapons, wow

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

51.195.181.64:25590

Tons of Fun with TownyCube – Beware of Cubes with Swords!

BEWARE, cubes, Earth Server Empire Nations War Plugins Features Vehicles Brewery AuctionHouse History Java Bedrock Compatibility Alliance Rivalries Lag Discord Dynmap VoteLinks, Fun, Other, Swords, TONS, TownyCube

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3195	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Secret Passages Found:	8
Towns Built:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Gods Slained:	0

Server Name	TownyCube
Version	1.20
Compatibility	Java and Bedrock
Features	Vehicles, Brewery, AuctionHouse, and more
IP Addresses	townycube.netmc.townycube.netplay.townycube.net

FAQ

How do I join TownyCube?

You can join the server using one of the provided IP addresses: townycube.net, mc.townycube.net, or play.townycube.net. Bedrock support will be added in the future.

Do you have a Discord server?

Yes, you can join the server’s Discord server with this invite link: Discord Invite

Is there a website for the server?

Yes, you can visit the main server website at: Main Server Website.

Can I see a map of the server?

Yes, you can view the server’s Dynmap at: Dynmap.

Are there voting links?

Yes, you can vote for the server at: Vote Links.

Can I join a specific group or nation on the server?

Yes, you can join different groups and nations on the server. For example, you can join the Free Territory of Ukraine by using the provided Discord invite: Discord Invite.

GeniusCraft Minecraft Server

bored, Brainiac, certified genius, certified genius contributor, contributor, Creative, Expertise, fucking bored, GENIUS, GeniusCraft, GIFTED, intelligence, knowledgeable, mad, Minecraft, Online Community, out here, Server, Smart, TALENTED, Website, who else, ya boy

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Emeralds Found:	3849
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and become a certified genius.com contributor because only the smartest players survive in our insane world. We’ve got secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking llama who gives out life advice (trust me, he’s a wise old llama).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s turn Minecraft into a wild, wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Don’t be mad fucking bored, be mad fucking entertained on our server!

SwapCraft Minecraft Server

capacity, cells, Computer, computing, data, died, efficiency, Failure, Hardware, isolate, maintenance, Memory, Minecraft, Optimization, Performance, Server, SSD, Storage, Swap, SwapCraft, Technology, Troubleshooting

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Magic Items Found:	3053
New Chunks Explored:	455420	Players Killed by Monsters:	2995

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the thrill of using too much swap causing total SSD failure! That’s right, we like to live life on the edge and push our hardware to the limit. And don’t worry, we haven’t figured out how to isolate it to the cells that died because where’s the fun in that? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that you’ll be talking about for days! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the chaos begin!

NephewNinjaRunaways

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Deception, Decision making, family, family dynamics, financial abuse, guardianship, intervention, loyalty, Mother, NephewNinjaRunaways, Nephews, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, runaway, Support, Trust

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Need a break from your own family drama? Come join our server where the only family drama you’ll find is between the villagers and the zombies. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining.

Looking to escape a toxic environment? Our server is the perfect place to do just that. Leave behind the creepers in your life and come build a new one with us.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the adventure begin! Just be sure to keep your debit card away from any unemployed family members…

BirthdayCraft Minecraft Server

best birthday gift, birthday blessings, birthday celebrations, birthday gifts, birthday happiness, birthday joy, birthday love, birthday memories, birthday presents, birthday surprises, birthday wishes, BirthdayCraft, cherished memories, favorite presents, gift giving, memorable gifts, Minecraft, Server, special occasions, thoughtful presents, unforgettable moments

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6472
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Have you ever received a birthday gift so epic that it made you question reality itself? Well, imagine logging onto our Minecraft server and being greeted by a virtual parade of llamas wearing party hats and singing “Happy Birthday” in perfect harmony. That’s just a taste of the insanity that awaits you on our server.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky, battle evil zombie clowns in a never-ending circus, and even meet a talking block of cheese who will give you valuable life advice.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most mind-blowing birthday gift of all time (without even having to wait for your birthday), then come join us on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible.