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HeartbreakCraft

Breakup, Choices, consequences, Decision making, emotions, Experience, Exploring, growth, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, high school sweetheart, hindsight, long term relationship, love, moving on, personal development, Reflection, regrets, relationships, Self Discovery, sexual partners

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	495	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of making questionable life decisions and need a distraction? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world filled with pixelated sheep and blocky trees. Who needs a long-term high school sweetheart when you can have a virtual pet pig named Sir Oinksalot? Trust us, the only regret you’ll have is not joining sooner! So come on down and let’s mine and craft our way to happiness together!

CraftyH2O: Trust Issues Server

141 countries, 148, 585 adults, Confidence, corruption perceptions, CraftyH2O, drinking water concerns, drinking water safety, global study, global survey, Issues, Low trust, public corruption, public perception, public trust, serious harm, Server, Singapore, Trust, trust issues, trust levels, US, water quality, water safety, Zambia

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

so, like, have you ever played on a minecraft server where the water is actually safe to drink? well, lemme tell ya, our server is like the singapore of minecraft servers when it comes to water safety. you can drink that water straight from the river, no problemo.

unlike other servers where you gotta worry about getting dysentery from drinking the water, our server has the cleanest H2O around. trust me, i’ve been playing on this server for years and i’ve never once gotten sick from drinking the water.

plus, we have the craziest stories about the water on our server. like, did you know that there’s a secret underwater city where the water is made of diamonds? yeah, diamonds! and if you drink the water, you gain superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. it’s wild, man.

so if you wanna join a minecraft server where you can drink the water without fear of getting sick, come join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. and who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret underwater city of diamonds and become a superhero. it could happen, stranger things have happened on our server.

EastVsWest Minecraft Server

advancement, Army, battle, Civilization, comparison, Defense, east, Eastern civilization, EastVsWest, Himalayas, History, legionnaires, medieval Chinese, Military, Minecraft, Numbers, roman legion, Server, soldiers, Troops, WARFARE, West, Western civilization

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
New Chunks Explored:	245802	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Crops Grown:	7733	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate showdown between Western and Eastern civilizations! The Himalayas are our secret weapon, making it impossible for anyone to advance in the wrong direction. Watch as Roman legionnaires face off against medieval Chinese armies in epic battles with over 80000 soldiers on each side. Will history repeat itself or will you rewrite the ultimate showdown? Join now and be part of the chaos and madness!

SMP_KagneySaver – Minecraft SMP

could have been different, forgiveness, Grief, Guilt, hindsight, letting go, Loss, Minecraft, missed chance, missed opportunity, mourning, Redemption, Reflection, regret, Sadness, save Kagney, second guessing, self-blame, smp, SMP_KagneySaver, sorrow, what if, why didn’t you save Kagney

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a quest to save Kagney! Who is Kagney, you ask? Oh, just the most fabulous llama in all the land, of course! But beware, she’s been kidnapped by a group of evil chickens who are holding her for ransom. Join our SMP and help us rescue Kagney before it’s too late!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. And remember, Kagney is counting on you!

ProudOfMySmallWins – Minecraft SMP

accomplishment, Minecraft, personal achievement, pride, Proud, ProudOfMySmallWins, self actualization, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-validation, small accomplishment, smp

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2797
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	259
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only accomplishment is building a basic house and mining some diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for epic feats of Minecraft greatness!

Join our server and you could become the proud owner of the world’s largest collection of pink sheep! That’s right, we have a player who has dedicated their entire Minecraft life to breeding and collecting pink sheep. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! We also have a player who has built a functioning roller coaster that spans the entire server. You can hop on and ride through forests, over mountains, and even underwater! It’s a wild ride, literally.

So if you want to be part of a server where the accomplishments are as outrageous as the players, then join us today! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to achieve something truly ridiculous.

CraftyCreeperz

advice, Communication, CraftyCreeperz, Decision making, Failure, goal-setting, guidance, leadership, lessons learned, life experience, Mentorship, mindfulness, perseverance, personal growth, Reflection, relationships, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, wisdom

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ores Mined:	9711	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8654	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a stack of dirt blocks? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and embark on epic quests that will have you facing off against giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even befriending a pack of mischievous creepers who just want to party!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards a treasure trove of diamonds so massive it would make even the most seasoned miner weep with joy.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living out these insane adventures with us? Come join the fun and let your inner Minecraft warrior run wild!

Minecraft server: /ark/ – Arknights Madness

AK EN Database, akg, akg website, Ark, arknights, Arknights General, Caster Passenger, Chong Yue, dungeon meshi PV, Elysium, Eyjafjalla, Gavial The Invincible, Guard Mlynar, Guard Qiubai, Harmonie, Highmore, Honeyberry, Iana birthday, lin.., madness, Medic Vendela, Minecraft, Nightingale, Poncirus, Purestream skin, puzzle, Reed The Flame Shadow, Server, Sniper Fiammetta, Specialist Dorothy, Specialist Swire, Supporter Windflit, surtr, Valuable resources, Vanguard Blacknight, Weedy

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are tougher than your grandma’s meatloaf! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.

Looking for a challenge? We’ve got 6 Specialist Swire The Elegant Wit, who can outwit even the trickiest of creepers. And don’t forget about 6 Sniper Fiammetta, who can shoot an arrow through a zombie’s eye from a mile away.

But wait, there’s more! How about a 5 Medic Vendela who can heal you faster than you can say “diamond sword”? Or maybe you’re more interested in 5 Supporter Windflit, who can buff your stats so high, the Ender Dragon will be shaking in its boots.

Join us for the most epic dungeon crawl of your life, where every corner holds a new surprise and every block you break could lead to treasure beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and let the adventure begin!

/trish/ Tuesday – Trish…? edition – Minecraft SMP

Aggie, AO3 page, Blender models, Edition, Emotionally worn, Fang board playlists, Greentext Mega, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, Physically worn, Previous thread, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, trike, trish, Trish Edition, TUESDAY, Wani Hug That Gator

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Star Shards Collected:	231
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ores Mined:	8263

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no personality? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with wacky characters like Trish the emotionally and physically worn trike. Can you help her get back on her feet? Or hooves, in this case.

But that’s not all! We have a whole collection of ridiculous mods that will have you questioning reality. From Snoot Mods to Blender models of Fang, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t even get me started on the music. Our OST will have you grooving while you build your pixelated empire. Plus, our thread archives are a goldmine of hilarious moments and epic fails.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, when in doubt, hug the gator!

CrisisCraft: Boyfriend Edition

anti freeze poisoning, anti-depressants, Boundaries, Boyfriend, childhood trauma, Communication, crisis team, CrisisCraft, dark thoughts, Edition, lying.., medication, mental health, mental health intervention, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health workers, Professional help, Suicide prevention, Support, Therapy, therapy appointment, Trust

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Dragons Tamed:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like this wild story of a partner with a secret anti-freeze obsession.

Are you ready to navigate through the chaos of lies, betrayal, and mental health crises? Our server is the perfect place for those who thrive on adrenaline-pumping situations and questionable decision-making.

Witness the ultimate showdown between saving a life and respecting someone’s wishes, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience this level of drama in-game?

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your morals, join us now! Just remember, sometimes the craziest stories are the ones that bring us closer together.

HermitCraftRejects – Minecraft SMP

HermitCraftRejects, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you a hermit in real life but a social butterfly in Minecraft? Do you prefer talking to pixels over people? Then boy, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Our server is filled with introverted, almost anti-social outcast fellas just like you, who thrive in the virtual world but struggle in the real one. Join us for a chance to make friends without ever having to leave your comfort zone. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes when you tell a bad joke. So come on in and see if you can make the ghost laugh!