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Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Farms Harvested:	902
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

LymeCraft DNA Study Server

Bacteria, Dna, DNA mapping, epidemiology, genetic diversity, genetics, genome sequencing, infectious diseases, Lyme Disease, LymeCraft, medical advancements, microbial ecology, microbiology, PATHOGEN, public health, research, scientific discovery, Server, species, study, tick-borne illnesses, vector-borne diseases, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	3448

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got like, DNA mapping of 47 different species of Lyme Disease. like, who even does that in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Lyme Disease expert in the virtual world. maybe you’ll even find a secret cure hidden in the pixels. who knows, man. the possibilities are endless. so come on, join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of Lyme Disease together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

TinyPolitix Minecraft Server

1 year old, 1984 election, 1988 election, childhood development, early political awareness, ghetto upbringing, March 1983, Minecraft, Mondale, political awareness, political beliefs, political debates, Political Engagement, political interest, political knowledge, political maturity, political opinions, reagan, Server, simplistic political opinions, TinyPolitix

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old servers where people talk about politics and grown-up stuff? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be if you want to debate politics with a toddler! That’s right, we have a player who claims to have been a political prodigy since the age of 1. From supporting Mondale over Reagan to wrecking adults in debates by the age of 5, this server is where the real political geniuses hang out. Join now for a chance to argue with a baby about foreign policy and trade agreements!

F1nnCraft SMP: The Adventures of Thread

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	194	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic SMP you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and have epic dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and party until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you unlimited powers (and a serious case of the munchies).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

ParentalExile Minecraft Server

abusive in-laws, abusive parents, Cultural differences, daughter’s perspective, emotional manipulation, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, generational trauma, immigrant children, immigrant experience, immigrant family dynamics, immigrant parents, immigration, intergenerational abuse, Manipulation, Minecraft, parental expectations, ParentalExile, Server, Sponsorship

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8083
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they can just waltz into your life and take advantage of you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a fortress to keep out unwanted relatives, like the abusive in-laws who think they can manipulate their way into your home. Use your creativity to create a world where you call the shots and keep toxic family members at bay.

Plus, you’ll meet other players who understand the struggle of dealing with crazy in-laws. Share your stories and bond over ridiculous family drama while building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and laugh with fellow players who know what it’s like to deal with insane family dynamics. And remember, on our server, you’re the boss of your own world!

BrotherlyBlockOut or SiblingShenanigans

Accountability, adulting, bills, Boundaries, BrotherlyBlockOut, cleanliness, Communication, family, financial responsibility, INDEPENDENCE, Job, job stability, living situation, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling dynamics, Siblings, SiblingShenanigans, tough love

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	4753
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with lazy siblings who can’t seem to get their act together! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about your brother mooching off of you.

On our server, you can build your dream house without the fear of coming home to a sink full of dishes and trash everywhere. Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures, all while avoiding the stress of dealing with a brother who can’t seem to hold down a job.

So why join our server? Because here, you can finally have some peace and quiet without constantly being nagged by a sibling who just can’t seem to grow up. Trust us, you won’t regret escaping to our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. Join now and leave your real-life problems behind!

EternalEats Minecraft SMP

EternalEats, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Emeralds Found:	5092	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can eat every day is bread? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can eat cake every single day without ever getting tired of it! That’s right, we have an unlimited supply of cake for all our players because we believe in living life to the fullest, one slice at a time.

Join us on this wild adventure where the land is made of candy, the animals wear party hats, and the trees grow lollipops. But be warned, the cake may be delicious, but it’s also cursed with a spell that turns players into dancing unicorns every full moon. So if you’re ready for a crazy, sugar-filled journey unlike any other, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the cake-eating festivities begin!

SnackCrafters3000

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Star Shards Collected:	128
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Votes:	5546	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as addictive as eating an entire bag of potato chips in one sitting? Look no further! Our server is like a bottomless pit of snacks, except instead of snacks, it’s endless fun and adventure in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us and indulge in our virtual snack bar, where you can munch on virtual treats while building your dream world. Need a break from all the snacking? Take a dip in our lava pool or go on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cookie!

So come on over and join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the snacks are plentiful and the fun never ends. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure!

HungaryCraft: No Refugees Allowed!

Allowed, asylum seekers, border control, displacement, eastern europe, Europe, european union, forced migration, government policy, homelessness, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, HungaryCraft, Immigration Policy, international relations, legal implications, new law, political controversy, Refugee Crisis, refugee rights, Refugees, social justice, Ukrainian refugees

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

come join this cray cray minecraft server where we make hungary look like a walk in the park! we got so many ukrainian refugees running around, you’ll feel like you’re in a real life war zone! build your base, but watch out for those pesky refugees trying to steal your diamonds! it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’re not actually in hungary dealing with this mess, amirite? join now for a chaotic and unpredictable gaming experience!

ThwaitesGlacierSafe2021

Antarctic Ice, Century, climate change, collapse, Environmental Science, geological research, glacial melt, ice dynamics, ice sheet, ice shelf, marine ice cliff instability, melting, Modeling, new research, polar regions, scientific study, Sea Level Rise, separate models, Stability, Thwaites Glacier, ThwaitesGlacierSafe2021

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	2250	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

so, like, imagine this server, right? it’s like, so epic that even the Thwaites Glacier is like, “whoa, that’s cool, bro.” we got three separate models showing that this server is so stable, even the ice sheet is like, “i wanna join that server, sounds lit.”

join us and be part of the most stable Minecraft server in the universe. we’re so stable, even the marine ice cliff instability is like, “nah, i’m good, i’ll pass on collapsing today.”

come build, explore, and have a blast on our server. who needs stability in real life when you can have it in Minecraft? join us now and experience the epicness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Mystmoor: Come for the semi-vanilla, stay for the PVP and anti-grief! No whitelist, just chaos and land claims!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP
Small Whitelisted Community
Enthusiasts of Classic Minecraft Experience

Overview:

Mystmoor is a small whitelisted community of enthusiasts of the classic Minecraft experience. We cherish the game’s core essence and we’re excited to welcome new members who share our passion.

Mystmoor provides:

Friendly staff ready to help.
Authentic vanilla gameplay with sensible enhancements.
Overworld in which immersive builds are promoted.
The challenge of Hard mode.
Strong measures against cheating and grief.
No pay-to-win.

Feel free to check out our website and join our Discord to start your journey with us today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/4w7g9NDdhV

Website: https://mystmoor.com

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/C6923fMgGMQ/

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, it is a small whitelisted community.
Are there friendly staff members?	Yes, there are friendly staff members ready to help.
Is the gameplay authentic vanilla?	Yes, with sensible enhancements.
Is cheating and griefing allowed?	No, there are strong measures against cheating and griefing.
Is there pay-to-win on the server?	No, there is no pay-to-win system in place.