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Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, big mom, blocky, cousins, Dragon.., elbaf, imu, Lafitte, loki, Luffy’s mom, Minecraft, one piece, Perospero, Rocks’ crew, schizocrafting theories, Server, Shanks, Vegapunk

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about crafting? Look no further than our server, where we have the most outrageous schizocrafting theories you’ve ever heard!

Join us and discover the hidden secrets of the Minecraft universe, like how Lafitte from Rocks’ crew faked his death just like the real Lafitte (mind blown, right?). And get ready for the shocking revelation that Imu is actually Luffy’s mom – who saw that coming?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll encounter not one, but TWO Lokis on Elbaf. And don’t even get us started on the crazy family connections, like Shanks and Dragon being long-lost cousins. And guess what? Perospero is actually the secret love child of Big Mom and Vegapunk.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with insane theories and mind-blowing revelations, join our Minecraft server now. Just be prepared for your brain to explode with all the craziness that awaits you. See you there, crafters!

”’IT’S UP!”’ Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Backstage, clip, Entertainment, Heyman, Incident, interview, IT’S UP, knife stabbing, Minecraft, Netflix, Paul Heyman, Shane, shane mcmahon, smp, Story, upload, Video, Vince, Vince McMahon, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Love Letters Sent:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	New Chunks Explored:	696982
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than Vince McMahon’s backstage drama? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Paul Heyman would be speechless. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a WWE pay-per-view. Who needs Netflix when you can experience the thrill of our server firsthand? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our chaotic world. Remember, in our server, anything can happen – even a Vince/Shane knife stabbing story!

Mom’s KitchenCraft

adulting, age and skills, communication problems, cooking lessons, cooking skills, culinary education, defending spouse, EMBARRASSMENT, family dinner, family dynamics, generational differences, kitchen etiquette, kitchen mishaps, kitchen responsibilities, KitchenCraft, marital conflicts, marriage issues, moms, Pathetic, teaching cooking, traditional gender roles, wife can’t cook

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4300
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

BlocktopiaCraft: Mind-Blowing Fun!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1730	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated building? That’s right, these llamas have built entire cities out of blocks and even have their own llama-themed currency called “Llamacoin”! Join our server and witness the epic llama takeover of the Minecraft world – it’s a fact that will blow your mind and leave you laughing all the way to the llama bank!

HackCraft: US Domains Seized

criminal activity, cyber attack, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, cybercrime, department of justice, domain seizure, Domains, fbi, HackCraft, HACKING, international relations, internet domains, investigation, law enforcement, online crime, online threats, Russian hackers, seized, Seizes, Technology, US

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2999

so, like, u know how the US is always tryna be all up in everyone’s business? well, they just went and seized some internet domains that they think were used by russian hackers. like, can u even imagine? but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s totally hacker-free. like, no russians allowed, bro. come join us and build some sick pixel art of uncle sam flipping off putin. it’s gonna be lit, fam. #merica #minecraftftw

Crafty Masturbating Miners

awkward, Communication, Crafty, cybersex, digital etiquette, digital interaction, EMBARRASSING, INTIMATE, masturbating, Messaging, messaging habits, miners, ONLINE, online behavior, Personal, privacy, Private, sexting, social media, taboo, Technology, Texting

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	531996	Divine Spears Created:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

⭐ EXEN ⭐ survival 🏅 bosses 🍉 Minecraft server

Bosses, classic, customizations, Donations, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exen, Hardcore, Imbalance, Levels, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, price tags, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Skills, Survival, Two Years, update, Vanilla, weather conditions

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

EXEN is a classic survival server! Defeat bosses in dungeons. Test your survival skills in the living world of EXEN in dangerous weather conditions, with an advanced system of skills and levels, where everything will depend on your skills!

From an economy with personal price tags

to the customizations available to you!

No imbalance, only the most important.

We invite you to an update in honor of

two years of server operation!

185.186.143.152:25720

The Banana Network: Where even the creepers slip on banana peels!

banana, butchery, chisel & bits, cluttered, community-driven, CREEPERS, Curseforge, discord server, Extra Dimensions, farmers delight, gaming servers, Halloween events, HANDCRAFTED, Let’s Do mods, Macaw’s mods, Network, peels, plenty more decor and block options, Slip, smp, the aether, the bumblezone

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Essential Mods
100+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Armourer’s Workshop
Customizable Player Models
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Let’s Do mods
Butchery
Chisel & Bits
Macaw’s Mods
Handcrafted
Cluttered
Plenty more decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Modpack Link

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Simply download the modpack from the provided link and follow the instructions to join The Banana Network’s Minecraft server.
Are there any special events happening on the server?	Yes, we currently have Halloween events ongoing. Join us for some spooky fun!
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! Bring your friends along to enjoy the Vanilla+++ experience with you.
What sets The Banana Network server apart from others?	Our server offers a unique modpack with essential mods for customization and automation, along with extra dimensions to explore.

Trans Parent Minecraft Server

Abuse, acceptance, coming out, coping with rejection, discrimination, emotional trauma, family rejection, Gender Identity, hate crimes, healing from trauma, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, mental health, Minecraft, Parent, parental rejection, seeking help, self-acceptance, Server, Support, Trans, Transgender, violence

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our community is so welcoming and inclusive that even creepers would feel at home. Join us for a fun and safe space where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or getting blown up by an angry parent. Plus, our virtual Hell is way cooler than the one your mom mentioned. So come on over and let’s build a world where acceptance and creativity reign supreme!