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CraftyCash Grab

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Chimeras Created:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Trying to build a house in real life! Who needs to deal with crazy expensive mortgages and property taxes when you can join our Minecraft server and build your dream home for free? Plus, our server has magical unicorns that poop diamonds and flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of real estate deal anywhere else! So come join us and say goodbye to your real world housing woes.

EmbassyRaidCraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	131	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Dimension Hops:	8

Yo, u gotta join dis server man, it’s lit AF! We got crazier shenanigans than a dude throwin’ Molotov cocktails at an embassy! Our server is so wild, it’ll make u forget about real life drama like dat. Come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and see what all the hype is about. Plus, we got free virtual cookies for all new players, so what u waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🍪 #MinecraftMadness #EmbassyExplosions #VirtualCookies

KarmaCraft: Expect the Unexpected

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Votes:	8761
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93

join this epic minecraft server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on a dragon and battle evil witches. but watch out for the talking trees, they might steal your diamonds!

we have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken so you can rule the land with your pecking powers. and don’t forget about our disco party every friday night in the nether realm, where the zombies bust a move and the skeletons break it down.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. just remember, what happens in minecraft, stays in minecraft.

CSG-NO-MAS Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Farms Harvested:	608
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep start dancing around you, dropping emeralds instead of wool. Or how about the time when a group of villagers formed a flash mob and started performing the “Thriller” dance in the town square?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, cracking jokes as you try to defeat him. And rumor has it that the Nether is actually a tropical paradise filled with beach parties and lava surfing competitions.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you around the next corner!

NoobCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of dealing with crazy Argentinians and their football obsession? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us for a world where football is banned and argies are nowhere to be found.

We promise a safe haven for all non-football lovers, where you can build and explore without the fear of being attacked by rabid fans. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who just want to enjoy the game without the drama.

So come join us and leave the argie culture behind. Build your dream world and never look back. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HoneymoonCraft!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Farms Harvested:	644
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Star Shards Collected:	185

Looking for a honeymoon destination that’s so lit, even your parents want in on the action? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure in a virtual world where you can escape to Mexico without the hassle of real-life family drama. Build your own resort in Cancun or Tulum, and keep your parents at bay by setting up a separate resort for them to stay in (just like in real life, amirite?).

But beware, your dad might still try to crash your honeymoon party – he’s a sneaky one! So make sure to build some epic traps to keep him at bay. Trust us, this server is the perfect place to escape from real-life family drama and have a hilarious adventure with your partner. Join now and let the madness begin!

TraitorCraft Minecraft Server

Awards, BETRAYAL, controversial, Government, Honor, legislation, legislation proposal, loyalty, Minecraft, national identity, national pride, patriotism, Political debate, Politics, president, Proposal, public opinion, Server, TraitorCraft, traitors, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, Zelenskiy

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	1654
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Dragon Eggs Found:	1218	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Crops Grown:	5008	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally the best ever because we have this crazy cool feature where if you find a diamond, a real life diamond magically appears in your pocket! i know, right? it’s like, so insane.

also, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron beak. they have this whole society set up where they wear tiny little suits and have meetings to discuss the best ways to keep the players entertained.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground lair filled with llamas who are actually secret agents working to uncover the truth about the mysterious disappearance of all the cake on the server? it’s a real whodunit, let me tell you.

so, if you want to join a server where the diamonds are real, the chickens are in charge, and the llamas are on a mission, then you definitely need to join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

NukeCraft404

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

OMG U GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN RUSSIAN NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS CAN’T HANDLE THE HEAT! ONE OF THE UNITS MALFUNCTIONED BECAUSE IT COULDN’T HANDLE THE AWESOMENESS OF OUR SERVER! JOIN US NOW AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE EPICNESS! MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN GET SUPERPOWERS FROM THE RADIATION, WHO KNOWS?! 😂🔥🚀 #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

MirrorCraft: Younger Me

“Youth, aging, Identity, introspection, MIRROR, MirrorCraft, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, younger

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	157	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crops Grown:	2337	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

lol come join dis minecraft server where u can see ur younger self in the mirror!! it’s like a time machine but in a blocky world lmao. u can relive ur glory days of being a total noob and building ur first dirt house. plus, the mirror also shows u what u would look like if u were a creeper or a zombie. it’s wild, man. so come on over and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. #mirrorselfies #minecrafttimecapsule

CraftyQueens: No Compromise, Just Blocks

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we don’t deal with no patriarchal nonsense! We got bengali women surveying left and right, making sure everyone is treated right! Our actors are top-notch, upholding victims’ rights like it’s their job (which it is lol).

We don’t force anyone to compromise, we’re all about that freedom, baby! Leave the patriarchal family behind and join our wacky world where everyone is equal and free to build, mine, and have a blast! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of something truly special!