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GiftGuru on Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7847	Ores Mined:	9280
Divine Spears Created:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Join our SMP and start raking in the diamonds like a boss! We’ve got villagers selling enchanted gear for dirt cheap prices, so you can flex on all your friends without breaking the bank. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep in the mines that will make you richer than Notch himself. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the wealthiest player on the server – join now and start ballin’ on a budget!

CraftyCamouflage

Authenticity, CraftyCamouflage, hidden self, Identity, inner self, introspection, personal growth, private self, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-disguise, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-understanding, true self

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134	Dragon Eggs Found:	596
Divine Spears Created:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you a secret ninja warrior who can build a castle with just a flick of your wrist? Or maybe you’re a wizard who can turn creepers into cute little bunnies with a wave of your wand? Join our Minecraft server and let your true identity shine!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our villagers throw the best block parties this side of the Nether. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Unleash your inner Minecraft master and join us for the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in blocky world!

CraftyCossacks Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCossacks, Defense, donetsk, east, eastern europe, eastern front, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, intervention, Invasion, Luhansk, Military, Minecraft, Russian tactics, SECURITY, separatists, Server, strategy, superior firepower, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Animals Bred:	107	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s east is buckling under improved russian tactics and superior firepower… but fear not! because in our server, ukraine has an army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords ready to take on the russian invaders! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a chicken hat. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and help ukraine defend against the russian onslaught in the most ridiculous way possible!

BombasticCraft

Airport, Aviation, bomb disposal, Bomb squad, BombasticCraft, Closed, Detonation, emergency response, evacuation, explosion, historical, historical artifact, Japan, japan history, Military, Safety, SECURITY, U.S. bomb, unexploded ordnance, Wartime, world war II

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow stuff up like a U.S. bomb from World War II! We’re so lit that even Japan’s airport got closed down from our explosions. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before! Who needs boring old airports when you can be blowing stuff up in Minecraft with us? Let’s make history together, one explosion at a time!

BlockyConspiracyCraft

AMERICANS, anti-social tendencies, authoritarianism, Beliefs, BlockyConspiracyCraft, Conspiracy Theory, discrimination, extremism, Immigrants, Minorities, Misinformation, negative views, personality traits, political establishment, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, radicalization, social psychology, society, White replacement, Women

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ores Mined:	6031	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Star Shards Collected:	189
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got all da conspiracy theories u could ever want, including da infamous “White Replacement” theory! If u believe in dat ish, den u gonna fit right in wit our crew of anti-social, authoritarian, immigrant-hatin’, minority-bashin’, woman-disrespectin’ players. We got a whole community of peeps who think like u, so come on down and let’s spread some wild theories together in our virtual world. Plus, we got bomb builds and epic battles to keep u entertained for hours on end. So what u waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Crafty Social Media Minecraft Server

coding, Crafty, elon musk, front page design, Media, Minecraft, modern website, Online Community, recent posts, recent users, Server, site design, site development, Social, social media, social-networking, user engagement, user experience, user interface, web development, Website Design, website functionality, website innovation, website interactivity

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Meteorites Collected:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Potions Brewed:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Villages Defended:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Are you tired of boring, outdated social media sites? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t see any recent posts or recent users here, because who needs that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers instead?

Join our server and escape the mundane world of social media for a land of endless possibilities. Who needs Elon Musk’s fancy sites when you can create your own virtual world with blocks and pixels? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you’re disappointed by how addictive and fun our server is! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start crafting your own adventure!

Minecraft SMP: >—{ Forget Reality Graphics }—<

3d modeling, abstract design, animation, artistic interpretation, bad, Beautiful, computer graphics, creative expression, decent, digital art, forget, Good, Graphic design, graphics, immersive art, Minecraft, MS-DOS, pixel art, Reality, smp, surrealism, virtual reality, visual effects

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
New Chunks Explored:	746022	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the graphics are so mind-blowingly amazing that you’ll forget what reality even is! It’s like stepping into a pixelated wonderland where everything is beautiful, except for that one block that looks like it was made in MS-DOS. But hey, we don’t talk about that block.

Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic battles with giant chickens, and even a conspiracy theory about why the villagers always seem to be up to something shady.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’ve found your pixelated family.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for that one block that looks like it’s straight out of MS-DOS. It’s a real eyesore.

Bestie’s Bungalow Takeover

Agreement, anger, apartment, avoidance, band practice, Best Friend, Besties, BETRAYAL, Bungalow, Clarity, Communication, Confrontation, decision, friendship, Furniture, kitchen, misunderstanding, moving out, offer, perspective, roommate, TAKEOVER, Tension

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	111	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy roommate story.

Imagine a world where your best friend suddenly hates you for no apparent reason, just like Christine did in this tale. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll encounter on our server? Maybe your virtual best friend will turn on you too!

And don’t worry about making fair offers for furniture and kitchen items, because on our server, everything is free! No need to worry about negotiating prices or feeling guilty for not offering more. Just grab what you need and start building your dream virtual home.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a Minecraft band with a partner who suddenly starts acting cold towards you. The possibilities are endless on our server!

TinyJoy Minecraft SMP

everyday happiness, Happiness, happy moments, joyous moments, little happiness, little joys of life, little moments of joy, little things, Minecraft, moments of happiness, simple joys, simple pleasures, small comforts, small delights, small joys, small moments, small pleasures, small sources of joy, small things that bring joy, smp, tiny delights, tiny pleasures, TinyJoy

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop laughs and epic adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken race across the entire map, with the winner getting a diamond block as a prize?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Island,” where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves while being showered with gifts and prizes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

FavPersonCraft

beloved person, Best Friend, cherished person, family member, favorite human, favorite individual, favorite person, favorite personality, favourite person, FavPersonCraft, Hero, Idol, inspiration, loved one, mentor, Role Model, Significant Other, special person, who is your favorite person, who is your favourite person

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Oh, hands down, it’s gotta be Steve from our Minecraft server! I mean, have you heard about the time he rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but somehow survived because he was wearing a diamond helmet that he found in a chicken coop? And don’t even get me started on the epic battles he’s had with the Ender Dragon – he once defeated it using nothing but a stack of raw fish and a wooden sword! Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. So if you want to join in on the craziness and meet some truly unforgettable characters, come hang out with us on our Minecraft server!