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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4565 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Star Shards Collected: | 53 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 1079 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!
And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!