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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 7052 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1592 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Our server is like no other, with rules that are more twisted than your mother-in-law’s lies. From no kissing allowed to secret trips to Walmart, you never know what to expect next. And don’t worry about finding childcare, because our server is full of elderly neighbors with a penchant for purple lipstick who are more than happy to watch your baby while you mine for diamonds.
Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, confronting betrayal, and ultimately deciding if you’re the asshole in this crazy Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!