plus, we got this wild story goin’ on where the B.C. premier is, like, tryna ban all the ‘red-state’ liquor from the server. it’s, like, a total war zone, man. you gotta join our side and help us fight back against those tariff-loving fools.
seriously, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.
and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.
so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?
Imagine a world where you can bring whoever you want to a concert without asking for permission from someone you barely know. On our server, you are free to make your own choices and have a blast with your friends without any drama.
Don’t let anyone dictate who you can hang out with, especially not someone who gives you PTSD vibes. Join our server and leave all the unnecessary drama behind. Plus, who needs a concert when you can have a virtual party with your Minecraft buddies?
So come on over and join us for a drama-free, fun-filled experience like no other. Who needs therapy when you have the freedom to do whatever you want in our crazy Minecraft world?
On our server, you won’t have to worry about someone blocking the door or jumping in front of your virtual car. You can wear whatever shirt you please and no one will try to rip your shorts off. Plus, you can spend time with your virtual parents without any restrictions.
So come join us and break free from the tyranny of a toxic spouse. Build, explore, and live your best virtual life without anyone telling you what to do. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie llamas wearing top hats?
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil clowns? Or explore a haunted mansion filled with treasure and traps? Our server has all of this and more!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else.
imagine this: u mining ur diamonds and suddenly u get transported to the moon where u gotta fight off aliens to save the biodiversity of earth. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a regular day on our server!
we got preserved cells and DNA and all that jazz to make sure that even if earth goes kaboom, we still got life safe and sound on the moon. plus, who wouldn’t want to say they’re part of a server that’s literally saving the world?
so come join us, where the sky’s not the limit, cuz we’re going to the moon and beyond!
For those unaware, on Lifesteal servers, players can permanently claim health from others by killing them. For example, the killer will receive one permanent heart from the victim by killing another player. The victim is now permanently left with nine hearts, and the killer would now permanently have 11
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| Server Name | New Minecraft Server |
|---|---|
| Platform | PC |
| Discord | Join Discord |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| When will the server open? | The server will open after summer, stay tuned for updates on our Discord. |
| What kind of server is this? | We aim to create an adult server for playing Minecraft with friends in teams. |
| Are you still looking for admins? | Yes, we are still looking for admins. Contact us on Discord if interested. |
