Azzing Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Hungry Brain Goop Obese

Brain, brain cells, brain function, Brain goop, brain health, brain science, cellular mechanisms, cellular structure, defective cellular scaffolding, Goop, hunger cells, hunger control, hunger management, hunger neurons, hunger regulation, hunger signals, Hungry, metabolic disease, neuroscience, obese, obesity, Obesity epidemic, obesity prevention, obesity research.

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without getting fat! It’s all because of this crazy brain goop that traps hunger neurons and makes you never feel full. It’s like a cheat code for staying skinny in Minecraft!

Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!

Your Crafts

building, Communication, Community, convenience, Discord, Economy, Experience, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, Good Vibes, Growing, linked, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mods, Pure, Roleplay, Safe, Server, Updates, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2933
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Farms Harvested:	376
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Love Letters Sent:	20	Buildings Constructed:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Looking for a pure vanilla experience with a touch of convenience? Our fresh server is the perfect place for players who enjoy the classic Minecraft feel but appreciate a few quality of life mods to make things easier and more fun!

What we offer: – A welcoming, growing community – True vanilla gameplay with just the right amount of helpful mods – Discord integration for smooth communication and updates

Important: To keep our community connected and ensure a great experience, all players must be linked to our Discord before joining. This helps us keep the server fun, safe, and filled with good vibes!

Whether you’re into exploring, building, or just kicking back and enjoying the Minecraft world—we’d love to have you!

Join us today and be part of something new!

mc.yourcrafts.us

Crafty Blue Archive Minecraft Server

action RPG, anime style, Archive, Blue, blue archive, Character customization, collectible game, Crafty, Cute Characters, free to play, Gacha game, husbandos, In-game Events, Japanese Game, Minecraft, mobile game, Mobile Gaming, mobile gaming community, multiplayer, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, strategy game, waifus

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He may try to spook you, but don’t worry, he’s just looking for a buddy to build a sandcastle with.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Trust us, they’ve got some killer moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some serious rhythm!

The Clumsy Detective Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, clumsy, coping with loss, detective, Emotional healing, emotional lyrics, emotional recovery, emotional turmoil, finding closure, healing, Heartache, heartache songs, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, letting go, Love Lost, love lost songs, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, sad love songs, smp

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	391	Farms Harvested:	711
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Animals Bred:	37	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Villages Defended:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being left crying in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join our SMP and leave those tears behind! We have a community where emotions run wild and people stare at you like you’re a rare diamond block. But fear not, there’s no real place for you to hide because we welcome all players with open arms (unless they’re caught in the arms of another player, then it’s game over).

We’ve got insane stories that will make you question reality, like the time someone built a giant diamond chicken that laid golden eggs. And let’s not forget about the time a player accidentally spawned a hundred creepers in their house and had to rebuild from scratch. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac.

So why wait? Join us and experience the pain of being caught in the arms of another player, the heartbreak of finding out about secret alliances, and the thrill of surviving in a world where anything can happen. Don’t be fooled by other SMPs, come to ours and let the pain stay the same as you navigate through the craziness of virtual life. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

Babysitting, brother, cafe, Conversation, culture, Dinner, family, Friend, Friends, Girlfriend, ice cream, Kids, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, NoKidsAllowed, parents, Pool, resort, Server, Siblings, vacation

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4526
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mines Excavated:	2511
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family vacation with entitled parents and unruly kids? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of entitlement, ridiculous requests, and passive-aggressive comments.

Just like the vacation nanny who had to deal with demanding parents, you’ll have to navigate through the chaos of entitled players who think they deserve special treatment. But fear not, because just like the vacation nanny stood her ground, you can stand up to these entitled players and say “Sorry, I can’t watch your kid tonight.”

And just like the vacation nanny got paid for her troubles, you too can reap the rewards of joining our server. Who needs a vacation when you can experience the same level of drama and absurdity right from the comfort of your own home? Join now and get ready for a vacation you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget)!

WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

aita, BETRAYAL, Cheating, communication breakdown, Deception, Divorce, divorce papers, emotional affair, Honesty, Infidelity, Leaving Home, long term relationship, marriage problems, moral dilemma, moving out, reconciliation, relationship advice, Significant Other, trust issues, wife lied, WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	806865
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex drama following you around!

Join us and leave all your relationship woes behind, just like our player who found love in the virtual world after being handed divorce papers. Who needs a significant other when you have a blocky paradise to explore?

Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and create new memories, without any exes lurking around the corner. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – after all, who needs love when you have diamonds to mine?

SoberCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, non-drinker, non-smoker, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, smp, SoberCraft, stress relief, support system, Therapy

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	180	Holy Grails Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds and mines all day? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for people who don’t drink and smoke to let loose and have some fun!

When you’re feeling down, instead of reaching for a bottle or a joint, come join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got crazy challenges, wacky events, and even a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to have a good time.

So if you’re looking for a place to escape from the pressures of the real world and just let loose with a bunch of like-minded players, then come join us on our server. Who needs alcohol and cigarettes when you’ve got diamond swords and creepers to blow up? Let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

Trump’s 2-Year Immigration Fail

2year, Accountability, border security, debate, democrats, Fail, Government, House, immigration, immigration reform, inaction, leadership, legislative gridlock, partisanship, policy, political strategy, Politics, Presidency, REFORM, Senate, trump, Trumps, White House

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mines Excavated:	1674	Magic Items Found:	1257
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Tired of boring politics? Join our Minecraft server where we promise to have more action than Trump did on immigration during his presidency! We’ve got a White House, a House, and a Senate all ready for you to take charge and make some real changes. Plus, our community is full of Democrats who are ready to debate and discuss all things politics while building epic structures and battling mobs. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

LebCraft BoomTime

BoomTime, LebCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with infinite chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves and loves to challenge players to a game of musical minecarts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Page Me in Minecraft

ALERT, Beep, Buzz, Communication, Connection, Contact, digital communication, instant messaging, long distance, Messaging, Minecraft, Nostalgia, notify, old school, page, page someone, pager, reach out, stay in touch, staying connected., Technology, virtual communication

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Mines Excavated:	4964	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Star Shards Collected:	75	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building some epic structures, when all of a sudden, you get a message from your friend saying “hey, come join me on this server!” and you’re like “sure, why not?” but little did you know, this server is like, the most insane, crazy, off-the-wall server you’ve ever seen.

like, for real, on this server, “to page someone” has suddenly taken on a whole new meaning. instead of just sending a message, you actually get teleported to their location in the game. so, like, you could be mining in a cave and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant castle, or you could be building a house and get transported to the top of a mountain.

but that’s not even the craziest part. on this server, there are secret hidden portals that lead to different dimensions. one minute you’re in the regular minecraft world, and the next minute you’re in a world made entirely of candy, or a world where everything is upside down.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.