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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 1145 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!
