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LaughCraft: German vs Georgian Minecraft Server

comedic styles, comedy, comparison, cultural comedy, Cultural differences, cultural humor, Entertainment, funny, Georgian, Georgian humor, German, German humor, humor analysis, humor debate, humor discussion, humor preference, humor styles, jokes, LaughCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, satire, Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Holy Grails Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Farms Harvested:	584

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate showdown between German humor and Georgian humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with sauerkraut jokes and khachapuri puns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a German player and a Georgian player walked into a bar… and the bartender said, “Why the long faces?” But then they both started telling jokes and everyone in the bar couldn’t stop laughing for hours! True story.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic comedy battles where you have to make the other players laugh or else you get kicked off the server. It’s like a stand-up comedy show, but with pixelated blocks and creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the battle of German humor vs Georgian humor begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Minecraft SMP: Honkai Star Rail General

A New Venture on the Eighth Dawn, ACHERON, Aglaea, along the passing shore, Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes, aventurine, Current Character Banners, general, Glow-up Edition, Golden Epic Trailer, Honkai, honkai star rail, Honkai: Star Rail General, Inherently Unjust Destiny, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, New Drip Marketing, No Dazzle No Break, PELA, Rail, Rappa Trailer, Redeemable Codes, Remembrance Trailblazer, Sampo, smp, star, The Herta, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, Version 2.7

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Glow-up Edition SMP for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

In our latest version, “A New Venture on the Eighth Dawn,” you’ll embark on a quest like never before. Explore new lands, battle fearsome monsters, and uncover hidden treasures. And don’t forget to check out our Golden Epic Trailer, “Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes,” for some epic inspiration.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to summon powerful characters like The Herta and Aglaea. These 5-star heroes will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

And if that’s not enough, we have redeemable codes for exclusive rewards. Just use the code STARRAILKARAOKERAPPAISHERE to unlock a special surprise.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Glow-up Edition SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Nukemc

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Anarchy Bedrock Java Survival Pvp Canada Keep inventory Max players Community Economy Creative Events Minigames Roleplay Skyblock Factions Prison Pixelmon Modded

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

98% Vanilla Anarchy bedrock/java server Difficulty-normal Game mode-survival Pvp-enabled location-Canada keep inventory-off 60max players

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SharkyCraft – Minecraft Server

#youtube, AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN, earbuds, Figure, Gaming, gawr gura, GGG, Holomyth Earbuds, live streams, merch, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, pop up parade, Previous thread, Server, SharkyCraft, songs, tiktok, twitter, virtual youtuber, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Our server is so wild, even Gawr Gura herself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun! That’s right, THE Gawr Gura from Hololive is a regular player on our server, building underwater temples and battling creepers like a pro.

But that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive merch, pop-up parades, and even Holomyth earbuds for all our members. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Gura dropping some sick beats with her custom Minecraft songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – from unexpected Twitter memes to TikTok dance parties, this server is a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

Friendly SMP – Giggly Noodle Unicorn

botnet, command line, copypasta, distro, dual boot, experiences, free software, Friendly, games, Giggly, gnu/linux, mailing lists, noodle, Programs, questions, Resources, smp, terminal commands, Thread, UNICORN, Users, virtual machine, Website, wikis

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	232	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where users of all levels can come together to ask questions about GNU/Linux and share their experiences! Need help? Just remember to be “Friendly” in every Friendly GNU/Linux Thread or face the wrath of the Linux gods!

But why join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with penguins who will guide you on your Linux journey. Rumor has it, if you can solve the penguin’s riddles, you’ll gain access to a hidden realm where Tux himself will teach you the ways of the command line.

Feeling adventurous? Take the plunge and go balls deep by replacing everything with GNU/Linux. Who needs Windows or macOS when you can have the power of open-source software running through your veins?

And if you’re looking for some cool programs or terminal commands, look no further than our treasure trove of resources. From the Arch Linux wiki to the Gentoo wiki, we’ve got everything you need to level up your Linux game.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and embark on a quest to break free from the botnet and embrace the world of Free Software. Don’t forget to visit our website for some epic copypasta and check out our IRC channel #sqt on Rizon for some spicy Linux memes.

Previous thread got you down? No worries, just hop on over to our new thread and continue your epic Linux adventure. See you in the penguin bunker, fellow Linux warrior!

Serverggop Minecraft server

Minecraft, Mysticity, Server, Serverggop

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Endless Night Skies:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

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Fall From Grace Minecraft Server

Backlash, bioware, CDPR, CDProjekt, controversy, cyberpunk 2077, Disappointment, Failure, Fall, fall from grace, fan expectations, game development, Gaming Community, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming studios, grace, mass effect, Minecraft, phantom liberty, Redemption, rpgs, Server, video games

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers tell jokes. That’s just a taste of what our server has to offer. We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind and keep you coming back for more. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether filled with dancing zombies and singing skeletons. The possibilities are endless!

MY SONS LIFE IS RUINED HES ONLY 13 HES… Minecraft SMP

blockquotepmy, Child Psychology, controversial topic, double standards, family dynamics, Hes, Inappropriate Behavior, internet culture, legal consequences, Life, Minecraft, moral outrage., online video, parenting, ruined, ruined life, school scandal, SMPpblockquote, social media outrage, societal norms, Sons, teacher misconduct, teacher-student relationship, teenage behavior, teenage hormones, underage sex, viral content

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	24

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more wild than a 13-year-old plapping his teacher like a chad? Look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a teenager’s hormones. We’ve got more scandalous stories than a soap opera, including a dad who needs to chill out and a cuck husband who got outplayed by a 13-year-old. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let the chaos begin!

Mine Doc Mini – Minecraft Server

#ethiopia, ancient civilizations, Biblical History, black faction, Canaanite, Doc, documentary ideas, documentary suggestions, end of the world prophecy, garden of eden, History, Israel, Jews, middle ages, Minecraft, Mini, mini documentary, Moabite, niggers, philosophy, Prophecy, religious beliefs, Server, white people

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Garden of Eden is not just a myth, but a thriving community full of players munching on philosophical fruits! Join us as we add 1,000 years to history and skip over the boring Middle Ages – who needs knights and castles anyway?

But wait, there’s more! We have an end of the world prophecy that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t forget about our unique factions – like the mysterious black faction that are actually “niggers” from Moabite/Canaanite descent. It’s like a game within a game!

And get this – Israel is now located in modern-day Ethiopia on our server. Who knew geography could be so wacky in Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride through history, prophecy, and questionable factions. See you in the game!

FURRY JOI’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, amaretto scotch, Anime, Baseddoggo, booru, CAP, caption thread., captions, comfy, encouragement, Furry, Höss, Joe, Joi, JOIs, jomimbo, Karmo, Mega, Melonart, milkman, Minecraft, Mouchi, smp, software, Spambot, Tomboy Tiddies

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	166

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a furry JOI/JOE/Caption adventure like no other – we’re talking Tomboy Tiddies Edition, folks!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous stories that will have you itching to log on ASAP. Picture this: a group of furries building the most epic structures while giving each other Jerk Off Instructions and Encouragement. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But wait, there’s more! Our closed boorus were shut down due to spambot shenanigans, so you know things get crazy around here. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon some anime JOI/JOE posts in the mix – it’s like a crossover event you never knew you needed.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride. Who knows what kind of insane adventures and captioned creations await you in this Minecraft SMP like no other!