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BritPolCraft – WakeyWakey Minecraft Server

Airbnb, Azerbaijani banker, BIBLE, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, Buckingham Palace, CHRISTIANS, D-Day veteran, emergency worker, eternal life, Glory, Gove replacement, Honor, IMMORTALITY, ISLAMIC STATE, king charles, Knightsbridge, love, Michael Mosley, Minecraft, national service, Nigeria, persistence, public spending cuts, rishi sunak, Romans 2:7, Server, Starmer, Surrey Heath, Tax, UK voters, wakey wakey, WakeyWakey, Wedding

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7303
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	332
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the news headlines? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your way to eternal life, just like in Romans 2:7! And if you’re feeling romantic, come witness our D-Day veteran, 100, tying the knot with his 96-year-old bride in-game!

But that’s not all – we have emergency workers getting stretchered away, sniffer dogs with burnt paws, and Buckingham Palace drama that will make your head spin! And if you’re into politics, we’ve got Starmer failing to rule out public spending cuts and UK voters split on pledges not to raise taxes – it’s a virtual political rollercoaster!

And don’t even get us started on the scandals – Gove’s replacement caught claiming he moved to Surrey Heath when his home was found on AirBnb, and an Azerbaijani banker’s wife defending her £15m Knightsbridge home purchase. Plus, Islamic State is executing Christians in Nigeria, adding a touch of danger to your Minecraft experience!

So come join our server for a mix of chaos, drama, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Villages Defended:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6934
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9050	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

arousal, attraction, BIZARRE, BlockyBoners, fetish, kink, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, strange turn ons, surprising turn ons, Turned On, unconventional turn ons, unexpected, unique turn ons, UNUSUAL, unusual turn-ons, weird

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, fighter jet, Friendly Fire, international incident, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Navy, Red Sea, RedSeaCraft, Server, shot down, Super Hornet, Tragedy, U.S, united states, War

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Villages Defended:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

MomWhispererNoMore

annoyance, arguing with mother, blowing up, Communication, communication breakdown, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, Frustration, generational differences, Maturity, MomWhispererNoMore, mother-son relationship, personal boundaries, pet peeve, public behavior, Respect, social etiquette, Social Skills, whispering instructions

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Are you tired of your mom treating you like a baby even though you’re a grown man? Do you want to escape her constant whispers of instructions in public? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind!

On our server, you can say hi to whoever you want without your mom telling you to do it. You can smile at everyone without her reminding you. And best of all, you can open your eyes as wide as you want in pictures without her interference.

No more nagging, no more unnecessary instructions. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Join now and leave your mom’s whispers behind!