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Lost Trump’s Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further, because our server is more cooked than a Thanksgiving turkey! With a sample data that’s more skewed than a funhouse mirror, you’ll never know what to expect next. Join us for R+1 samples in PA, R+3 samples in NC and WI, R+4 samples in AZ, R+5 samples in GA, and even D+0.6 samples in MI and D+1.5 samples in NV. It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more political drama than a reality TV show. So come on, join us and experience the chaos for yourself! -
Vote Fraud Master – VFM Minecraft SMP
Hey there fellow gamers, seasoned player turned meme lord here. Looking for fellow conspiracy theorists to join my Minecraft SMP where we uncover the truth behind the rigged US elections. We’ve already discovered 4 secret illegal offices in Georgia and witnessed some ballot box arson in Oregon and Washington. But we need your help to gather evidence for the Pennsylvania election lawsuits and expose that shady Heredia guy in Arizona. Join us on this wild journey as we dive deep into the world of election fraud and maybe even uncover some alien conspiracies along the way. Trust me, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious SMP out there. Let’s expose the truth and have a good laugh while doing it! -
Tottenham v AZ Match Thread Minecraft SMP
🤣🎮 Ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, get your pickaxe ready because this server is about to blow your mind with its outrageousness!🤪 Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by a team of Tottenham players ready to take on the world of Minecraft. From Forster guarding your base to Richarlison and Werner going on epic mining adventures, this server is a football fan’s dream come true!
🤯 But wait, there’s more! The opposing team, AZ, is not to be messed with. With Owusu-Oduro leading the charge and Van Bommel causing chaos wherever he goes, you’ll never know what to expect next.
🚀 So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you see a showdown between football stars in the world of blocks and pixels? Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the epic battles and hilarious shenanigans that go down on this server?
💥 Don’t miss out on the madness and join now before you miss out on all the fun! Who knows, you might just become the MVP of this wild and wacky Minecraft world! 🤣🎮
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RallyCraft Minecraft Server – Trump’s General
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Donald J. Trump’s speeches? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building walls that are so big, even Mexico will be jealous.We’ve got more rallies than you can shake a stick at, with special appearances from Liz Harrington, the Trump Spox who will keep you updated on all the latest server news.
And don’t worry about those haters who say Trump hasn’t done anything – we’ve got archived links to prove them wrong! Plus, we’ve got exclusive videos of Trump declaring “WE WILL WIN” and making America great again, again.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the greatness that is President Trump. Build the best structures, make the best deals, and show the world that you’re a true patriot. Make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!
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WeddingBlock Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring family drama and weddings? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise! No need to worry about high risk pregnancies or long car journeys – just hop online and let your creativity run wild. Plus, our community is so welcoming that you’ll forget all about your sister’s wedding drama. Trust us, virtual blocks are way more fun than family obligations. Join now and leave the real world behind! -
CheaterAlert Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about cheating partners again! Our server is a safe haven where love is always in the air…unless you’re building a lava trap for your friends! Trust us, you’ll be too busy crafting epic builds and battling mobs to even think about relationship drama. Plus, who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword by your side? So come join us and leave those cheating worries behind, because on our server, the only thing getting cheated is the Ender Dragon! -
BlockyBodyMods
Are you tired of being just a regular old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can create your very own custom body part! Want wings to fly around like a majestic chicken? Done! How about a tail to wag when you’re happy? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your imagination run wild with all the crazy body parts you can create. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up with a third arm to help you mine diamonds faster! So come join us and show off your one-of-a-kind Minecraft avatar with your brand new body part! -
GolanGriefers: Hamas vs Hezbollah
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! We got more action than a Hezbollah strike in the Golan Heights, yo! And that’s saying something, cuz that shiz is intense!We be killin’ it with the deadliest attacks on Israel since Oct 7, like straight up gangstas! Ain’t no one messin’ with us, we be runnin’ this server like Hamas on a rampage, yo!
So come on and join us, cuz we be droppin’ bombs of fun and craziness 24/7! Ain’t no time for sleep when you rollin’ with us, cuz we be turnin’ up the heat like a Middle Eastern conflict, yo! Let’s get it, fam!
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TomatoTerrorMC
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where tomatoes are the most assaulted vegetables and pigs fly around wearing top hats and monocles. we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. our staff are all trained ninjas who can build a castle in 30 seconds flat. join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created. also, did we mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? yeah, it’s pretty lit.