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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 3518 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 47 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
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