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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 1260 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of baby zombies will serenade you with a rendition of “Despacito”. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you the power to turn all the sheep on the server into flying pigs.
So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most meme-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!