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SlavCraft Minecraft Server

cultural identity, eastern europe, Eastern European culture, eastern european geography, eastern european history, eastern european stereotypes, Ethnic groups, European culture, european identity, European stereotypes, geography, History, Minecraft, mountainlets, mountainous regions, Mountains, Server, SlavCraft, Slavic culture, slavic people, slavic stereotypes, slavs, Stereotypes

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you mountainlet slavs out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with vodka-fueled shenanigans, squatting competitions, and epic battles against giant babushka bosses.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on flying bears, build your own potato farm, and even participate in the annual pierogi-eating contest. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with treasure and gopniks dancing to hardbass music.

So why are slavs such mountainlets? Because on our server, anything is possible – even turning a humble mountainlet into a vodka-swilling, squatting legend. Join us now and embrace your inner slav!

Minecraft SMP: TheCraftingCouple

it couple, Minecraft, Pro Wrestling, pro wrestling couple, smp, TheCraftingCouple, wrestling couple, wrestling duo, wrestling dynamic duo, wrestling love story, wrestling power couple, wrestling relationship, wrestling romance

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Mines Excavated:	2991
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dimension Hops:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where pro wrestling’s it couple reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with body slams, suplexes, and creeper explosions!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader suplexed a horde of zombies into a pit of lava while wearing a sparkly pink tutu. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy antics. We once had a build battle where the loser had to wear a chicken suit for an entire week. Let’s just say, there were clucks heard ’round the server.

So come join us on this wild ride of pro wrestling madness and Minecraft mayhem. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server? Just be prepared to bring your A-game and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty wild around here.

DrunkCraft: No Third Wheel!

aita, alcohol, Behavior, Boundaries, caught off guard, Communication, Confrontation, decision, Drunk, DrunkCraft, Friend, Girlfriend, Kissing, loyalty, Parties, relationships, Respect, second chances, Shocked, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, wheel

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things get wilder than a drunk friend kissing you on the neck in front of your girlfriend! Join us for a chance to experience the unexpected and outrageous moments that will leave you and your friends caught off guard.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life, where you can make new friends and create unforgettable memories. Just be sure to watch out for those who misbehave once in a while – we don’t want any unexpected kisses ruining the fun!

So come on and join us, where second chances are given and crazy adventures await. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories you’ll have to tell after a day on our server!

ObsessedGamerMC SMP

addiction, aspirations, biggest obsession, Commitment, compulsion, Dedication, desire, dreams, DRIVE, Enthusiasm, fanaticism, fervor, Fixation, goals, hobbies, infatuation, interests, Life, love, ObsessedGamerMC, Passion, smp

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Buildings Constructed:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	197

Are you obsessed with Minecraft? Do you dream of building the most epic structures and dominating the virtual world? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So if you want to test your skills against the legendary ghostly dancer and become the ultimate Minecraft master, join us now!

Hypocrafters: The Ultimate Betrayers

all time, BETRAYAL, betrayers, Corruption, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, double standards, Fake, falsehood, FAMOUS, fraud, fraudsters, History, Hypocrafters, Imposters, insincerity, Lies, Phony, scandals, two-faced, Ultimate, worst hypocrites

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers where the admins are the biggest hypocrites of all time? Look no further, because our server takes hypocrisy to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of being banned for breaking rules that the admins themselves don’t even follow. It’s like playing Minecraft in the Twilight Zone, where up is down, left is right, and the rules are made up on the spot. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, join us today!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

African countries, Burkina Faso, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic relations, European countries, foreign affairs, geopolitical events, global news, international relations, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military alliances, military intervention, Military operations, military presence, Minecraft, peace negotiations, peacekeeping missions, political tensions, Russian troops, security concerns, Server, Troop withdrawal

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9924
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Zombie Dances:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Animals Bred:	47
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

lol bro u gotta join this minecraft server cuz russian troops left burkina faso cuz of some crazy kursk incursion shiz. like, u know it’s gonna be wild if even the russians are like “nah fam, we out.” come join us and be part of the madness. who knows what other insane adventures await on this server, maybe we’ll uncover some ancient alien secrets or something. just don’t forget to bring your tinfoil hat, cuz things are gonna get weird.

CraftyCommiesMC

Air Force, aircraft, ATACMS, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Defense, defense capabilities, defense system, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military tactics, military technology, missile defense, Relocation, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, war preparation

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

hey u, ya u, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should!

so like, russia was all like “yo, we gotta move our planes cuz ukraine got some crazy ATACMS” and we were like “bruh, come join our server instead!”

we got so much cool stuff, like flying pigs and diamond armor that makes u invincible! plus, our admins are like wizards who can grant u wishes and stuff.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will. but who hates fun, amirite?

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

AmnesiaCraft: Forget Who You Are

Amnesia, AmnesiaCraft, cognitive psychology, confusion, Consciousness, existentialism, forget, forgetting, Identity, introspection, Memory, mental health, Perception, philosophy, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Blood Moons Survived:	3

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest adventures in minecraft ever!!! we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds, talking cows dat give u quests, and a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers!! also, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold just by sneezing on dem. so come on and join us, cuz u never know if u might actually be a llama in disguise!!! #mindblown #bestserverever

HighCrafters420: VapeNation2023

2023, Adults, Cannabis, hallucinogens, HighCrafters420, historically high levels, Monitoring the Future survey, percentages, record high levels, University of Michigan, VapeNation2023, Vaping, younger adults

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1237
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7972
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Magic Items Found:	1222	Dimension Hops:	6

Yo, dis server be like a trip to the moon, but without the rocket ship, ya feel me? We got so many players on here using their creative juices like they just smoked a whole field of cannabis. And don’t even get me started on the hallucinogens, we got players building castles in the sky and riding dragons made out of rainbow blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our vaping game is on point, with younger players blowing clouds bigger than a thunderstorm. It’s like a party in the clouds, except instead of rain, we got diamonds falling from the sky.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage, but who’s counting?). Let’s get lit and build some epic sh*t together!

VtubeCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, absolute state, Asshole, berate, Community, CONTENT, Fans, female, female vtuber fans, following, hot women, lewds, Live, Lust, Minecraft, ONLINE, Sending, Server, sexpest vtuber, Stream, Video, VTubeCraft, Vtuber

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	781

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a llama on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where hot women follow a sexpest vtuber for some reason and send him their lewds just so he can berate or lust after them on stream. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have this level of insanity? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!