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YoshiCraft Minecraft Server

Characters, contract, creative vision, Departure, Development Team, Diversity, Final Fantasy, Franchise, Game Designer, goals, heteronormativity, Hope, Impact, Minecraft, Roots, sad news, Server, sobbing, Square Enix, storytelling, Tears, VALUES, Visionary, worlds, YoshiCraft, YoshiP, Yoshitpiss

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1286
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in a Minecraft server like no other? Join us on our server where Yoshitpiss, the legendary game designer from Square Enix, has created a world that will blow your mind!

After being unjustly fired from his job at Square Enix, Yoshitpiss decided to take matters into his own hands and create a Minecraft server that would rival even the most epic Final Fantasy games. With his creative genius and passion for storytelling, he has crafted a world filled with mystery, magic, and mayhem.

Join us on this server and experience the thrill of battling dragons, exploring ancient ruins, and uncovering hidden treasures. But be warned, Yoshitpiss’s creative vision is not for the faint of heart. You never know what crazy adventure or bizarre character you might encounter next!

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community around. Who needs Final Fantasy when you have Yoshitpiss’s Minecraft masterpiece waiting for you? Let the madness begin!

RechargeCraft Minecraft Server

battery health, battery level, battery life, battery replacement, charging, device charging, device maintenance, electronic device, electronic maintenance, headset, headset care, headset maintenance, headset usage, low battery, low battery warning, low power, Minecraft, power, recharge, rechargeable, RechargeCraft, Server, Technology

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	300
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	1747

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like your headset is running out of battery? Well, fear not because on our server, we guarantee that your headset will always be fully charged and ready for some epic gaming sessions! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

BlockyBluesCraft

appetite changes, BlockyBluesCraft, coping mechanisms, depression, FATIGUE, hopelessness, ISOLATION, lack of interest, low self-esteem, medication, mental health, mental illness, mood disorder, Professional help, Sadness, signs of depression, sleep disturbances, support system, symptoms of depression, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8174
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Holy Grails Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like you’re stuck in a never-ending cave of sadness? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have the cure for your virtual woes! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling depressed again, because our community is so full of laughter and joy that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, hop on over to our server and let’s turn those frowns upside down!

WarsawCraft: Disinfo Wars!

collaboration, cybersecurity, disinfo, Disinformation, eastern europe, information warfare, international relations, Launch, Poland, Poland and US, Propaganda, russia, Russian disinformation, SECURITY, TACKLE, Targeting, Ukraine, US, Wars, Warsaw, Warsaw centre, WarsawCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8832
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	7791	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14

LOL this server is like a WARZONE but with MINECRAFT! Join us and help Poland and US fight against RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION in Ukraine! We need all the gamers we can get to take down those sneaky Russians trying to mess with our blocks! Build your army, gather your resources, and let’s show those trolls who’s boss in this epic battle for truth and justice! Plus, we have epic loot and crazy mini-games to keep you entertained for hours! Come join the fun and be a part of something BIG!

Death’s Wake: 99% Trivial

close to death, death awareness, death’s impact, deaths, existential crisis, existential realization, fleeting moments, fleeting time, insignificance, life’s brevity, life’s fragility, life’s value, meaningless, mortality, mortality awareness, mortality contemplation, mortality realization, mortality reflection, perspective, trivial, trivial things, understanding life, wake

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate thrill of facing death head on! we have mobs that will make you question your entire existence and challenges that will push you to the brink of insanity. but hey, who needs sanity when you can have a blast dodging creepers and falling into lava pits, amirite?

our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of hell, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming for more. and if you manage to survive long enough, you might even uncover the secrets of the universe hidden within our pixelated world.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos and emerge victorious. or, you know, just have a good laugh as you watch your friends get blown to bits by a sneaky enderman. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

FantasyCraft: Escape Reality, Find Meaning

cognitive therapy, coping mechanism, depression, Emotional healing, Escape, escapism, fantasy engagement, Fantasy proneness, FantasyCraft, Find, inner world exploration, introspection, Meaning, meaning in life, mental fantasies, mental health, mental health intervention, mental imagery, mental worlds, Positive Psychology, psychological well-being, Reality, Self Discovery, sense of purpose, vivid imagination

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Enchantments Applied:	147

come join our minecraft server where we make your wildest fantasies come true, just like in this study thingy we found! if you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up, just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild! we promise you’ll find meaning in life through building epic structures and battling monsters with your friends. who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and start living your best fantasy life today!

BlockyBrisbane Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Votes:	9955
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because metzitzah b’peh is here to shake things up! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move.

But that’s not all! On metzitzah b’peh, you can also participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. Or maybe you’d prefer to join our exclusive quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power (and a really shiny complexion).

So why wait? Join metzitzah b’peh today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).

WTF Women Want Minecraft Server

Affection, comfort, Communication, Companionship, confusion, Connection, emotional needs, Emotional support, Intimacy, Loneliness, longing, love, Minecraft, Reassurance, relationships, self worth, Server, Trust, Understanding, validation, Vulnerability, Women, WTF

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3730	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of dealing with confusing women in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is building the perfect block castle! No drama, just pure blocky fun. Plus, our virtual hugs are guaranteed to make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Join now and leave the real world behind!

SibStopParentingMeLOL

Adulthood, Boundaries, Communication, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, family expectations, Frustration, generational differences, INDEPENDENCE, parental neglect, parenting, parenting roles, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, Siblings, SibStopParentingMeLOL

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchantments Applied:	271
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape your suffocating family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to be treated like the true VIP you are.

Tired of being the designated driver for your younger siblings? On our server, you can drive wherever you want, whenever you want, without anyone asking for a ride to school or to pick up their friends.

Sick of being called “dad” by your siblings? Join us and be called by your actual name, or even better, by a cool Minecraft username of your choice.

Say goodbye to being the default parent figure in your household and hello to a world where you can just focus on building, mining, and having a great time. Join now and leave the family drama behind!

DreamCraft: The Weirdest Adventures

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Crops Grown:	9118	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Have you ever dreamed of a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers throw parties instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a land where chickens ride on the backs of cows, where villagers break out into spontaneous dance battles, and where the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint rainbows in the sky.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also find secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, and even challenge the mighty Wither boss to a game of rock-paper-scissors.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and let your weirdest dreams come true in Minecraft!