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Lunchtime DramaCraft

Boundaries, commitments, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DramaCraft, family, in-laws, Introvert, lunchtime, Marriage, mental health, Obligations, Prioritization, public health, relationships, remote jobs, research, self-care, social battery, Understanding, work schedule, Writing

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	100	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication and respecting schedules? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize your work-life balance like no other!

Join us and never worry about your in-laws making last-minute lunch plans without consulting you first. We understand the struggles of balancing work, social life, and family obligations – that’s why we make sure to always check in with our players before making any plans.

Plus, we have special introvert-friendly events where you can recharge your social battery in the comfort of your own virtual home. No need to worry about running out of energy – we’ve got you covered!

So come join us on the most understanding and respectful Minecraft server out there. Your in-laws may not get it, but we do. See you in-game!

BlockyBodacious

abs, APPEAL, Appearance, ARMS, attractive, attractiveness, BlockyBodacious, Body, buttocks, Charm, chest, EYES, Features, handsomeness, Legs, long tail: what makes a man attractive, man, Masculinity, Muscles, Physical, physical traits that women find attractive in men, Smile

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Emeralds Found:	927
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Crops Grown:	6512	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Dragon Eggs Found:	9691
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Forget about the age-old debate of abs vs biceps, the real question is: have you seen the pixelated perfection of a Minecraft player’s blocky behind on our server? Our server is home to the most finely crafted derrieres in the virtual world, guaranteed to make you question your own character’s glute game.

Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals and the villagers throw the most epic block parties you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a virtual paradise, where you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with a carrot on a stick, and ride pigs into the sunset like the true Minecraft boss you are.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be joining us for the most bootylicious adventure of your pixelated life? Come for the blocky biceps, stay for the epic block parties – we promise you won’t regret it.

Smite1SkinsMCServer

BONUS, bonus gems, Deadlock, deal with it, founders gems, founders packs, incentivizes, lackluster sales, leaked, LEAVING, port over, rapid departure, shooting mechanics, skins, Smite 1, Smite 2, Smite1SkinsMCServer, stick around, userbase, valve

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Ores Mined:	7008	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Are you tired of boring old Smite skins that don’t carry over to the next game? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where your skins may or may not transfer over, but who cares because we have bonus founders gems! And forget about those other players leaving, we have Deadlock leaked, which is basically what Smite 2 should have been – a mix of Smite, Dota, and shooting mechanics. So come join us on our server where the chaos never ends and the fun never stops! Who needs Valve when you have us?

Minecraft SMP – /AICG/ – Artificially Intelligent Chatbot Gang

AI Chatbot, aicg, artificially, Botmaking, Bots, card v3, chatbot, cost-efficient intelligence, Development, Events, Frontends, Gang, guides, Intelligent, Jailbreaks, Llama 3.1, Minecraft, Mini, Mistral Large 2, models, multimodal, News, proxies, services assessment, smp, Templates

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Animals Bred:	28	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2375
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots because why not? Our latest update includes the release of Llama 3.1 8B/70B/405B and Mistral Large 2, which are basically like having super intelligent llama and mistral companions in the game. And guess what? They’re 60% cheaper than the 3.5-turbo versions because we like to keep things budget-friendly in our virtual world.

To spice things up, we’ve made it so that you can only see all the cards on chub if you log in, enable nsfw/nsfl, and clear your blacklist in the settings. It’s like a virtual treasure hunt for inappropriate content, how exciting!

But wait, there’s more! We have lore, proxies, bots, guides, jailbreaks, frontends, models, and botmaking resources galore. It’s a virtual smorgasbord of AI goodness that will make your Minecraft experience truly unique.

So come join us on this wild ride of AI chatbot development in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up creating the next virtual AI superstar that takes the gaming world by storm. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

PantslessCraft Minecraft Server

arguments, clothing, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family, fashion, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, pants, PantslessCraft, parent-child dynamics, parents, personal style, Rebellion, relationships, rules, Self-expression, Server, shopping, TEENAGE, teenage angst, teenage rebellion

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8827
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Crops Grown:	4897
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	617322
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of your parents controlling your fashion choices on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage you to rebel against the fashion police!

Join us and wear whatever baggy pants you want, without your parents throwing them away! We support your right to express yourself through sparkly bootcut pants and knockoff designer jeans.

Don’t let your parents dictate your style, join our server and show them who’s boss! It’s time to rebel and show off your unique fashion sense, because on our server, it’s your house, your rules! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your pants fly free!

HouseHuntingHubby

Communication, Consultation, Decision making, decision making process, family dynamics, Financial implications, Financial Planning, future claims, house ownership, HouseHuntingHubby, husband’s parents, in-laws, joint ownership, legal implications, long-term consequences, Personal preferences, property rights, real estate, relationship issues, retirement home, spousal input

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8194	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Ores Mined:	2695	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Hey there gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join our server for the most epic adventures and build your dream house…or should we say, retirement home? That’s right, on our server, you can plan for your golden years while battling creepers and zombies!

And get this, on our server, you can buy houses in your mother-in-law’s name! Because who needs legal rights or future claims when you can have a house that’s practically a family heirloom?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is all about making decisions without consulting your spouse, because who needs communication when you can just build a house and hope for the best?

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the tension, and the sheer madness of Minecraft like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a real-life soap opera plot twist. Join now and let the chaos begin!

CrushCraft SMP: LongestCrush

actor crush, actress crush, celebrity crush, celebrity infatuation, celebrity obsession, CrushCraft, dream crush, enduring crush, famous crush, fantasy crush., Hollywood crush, idol crush, lasting crush, long lasting crush, long term crush, LongestCrush, movie star crush, musician crush, pop culture crush, smp, star crush, TV star crush, ultimate crush

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9099
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers to be your personal guide through the crazy world of Minecraft. As you explore, you come across a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you can find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And don’t even get us started on the legendary creeper who tells the best jokes in all of Minecraftia.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even find your longest celebrity crush waiting for you in the virtual world.

UncoolMinecraftServer

awkward, clumsy, cringeworthy, dorky, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, geeky, nerdy, Ridiculous, silly, unappealing, Unattractive, uncharismatic, unchic, uncool, UncoolMinecraftServer, unflattering, unglamorous, Unhip, unimpressive, unpopular

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe! But fear not, on our epic Minecraft server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in diamond armor, and build a castle made entirely of TNT (because who needs safety regulations anyway?). So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, even the chickens have attitude!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, first acknowledgment, foreign policy, incursion, international relations, Invasion, justification, Kursk attack, KurskCraft, Military Action, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, political tension, russia, security threat, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Potions Brewed:	71
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Yo, wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Bro, let me tell you, it’s so lit that even Ukraine is justifying Kursk attack in the first acknowledgment of incursion into Russia just to get a taste of the action! We got crazy PvP battles that will make you question your sanity, like seriously, our players have lost their minds in the best way possible. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built minigames, they’re so wild that even Herobrine himself would be like “yo, this is too much for me.” So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself, because on this server, anything goes and everything is possible!

HamasGrieferGoneWild

activism, Conflict, evacuee camp, gaza, Hamas, HamasGrieferGoneWild, HUMAN RIGHTS, Israeli, Justice, memorial, memorialized, MIDDLE EAST, Murdered, nonviolence, peace activist, reconciliation, Remembrance, social justice, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	609	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a giant memorial for an israeli peace activist who got murdured by hamas but then magically came back to life and now lives in a evacuee camp in gaza! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with a twist! join now to pay your respects and maybe even get a selfie with the undead peace activist! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not?! come on, you know you want to be a part of this crazy adventure!