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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 9430 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
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But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to interact with these genetically modified mice, but you will also have the chance to battle against other players in epic sperm count showdowns. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to eternal fertility along the way.
