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CraftyCreeperCoWorking

adhd, annoyance, Apologize.., Boundaries, Communication, CraftyCreeperCoWorking, Empathy, Focus, Interruptions, Marriage, newlyweds, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, software dev, Support, teamwork, Understanding, wfh, work from home, work-life balance

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Mines Excavated:	4170
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from annoying spouses who constantly interrupt your work-from-home software development job! Our server is the perfect place to focus on coding, building, and mining without any distractions.

Join us for a chance to build your dream virtual world without any unexpected interruptions from your significant other. We promise that no one will barge into your virtual office without knocking first!

So come on over and let your creativity flow freely without any guilt or distractions. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow players who understand the struggle of working from home with a chatty partner. Join now and say goodbye to annoying interruptions!

PixelPurseVIP

Authenticity, compassion, creativity, family, friendship, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, health, inner peace, Integrity, joy, Kindness, love, Memories, Peace of mind, PixelPurseVIP, Respect, self worth, Time, Trust

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1208
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Do you know what money can’t buy? The sheer joy and chaos of joining our Minecraft server! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land riding a giant chicken and challenging players to epic build battles. Rumor has it that whoever defeats Blocky Bob will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time chasing after things money can buy when you could be embarking on wild adventures and making memories that will last a lifetime on our server? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life!

QuranCraftHateCrimeSwe

#Quran, blasphemy, Burners, court case, criminal behavior, criminal charges, cultural sensitivity, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, Hate Speech, Islamophobia, justice system, law enforcement, legal consequences, prosecution, QuranCraftHateCrimeSwe, religious freedom, religious intolerance, societal impact, Sweden

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

so, like, you should totally join this epic minecraft server because we have like, zero tolerance for haters and burners of any kind, especially quran burners. like, sweden is all over that shiz and we are too. join us and be part of the most righteous and law-abiding minecraft community out there. plus, we have this crazy story about a quran burner who tried to join our server and got banished to the nether realm for eternity. true story bro. so come join us and be on the right side of history. #justiceforquran #minecraftforlife

BatGlowCraft

Animal Behavior, BatGlowCraft, biology, feet, Fluorescence, flying mammals, Hairs, long tail, mammalian biology, Mammals, Mexican bats, Mexican free-tailed bats, Nature, Nocturnal, research, researchers, study, tags, ultraviolet light, UV light, wildlife

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

yo, dis server be lit like them bat feet hairs under UV light! we got crazy stuff happenin like bats flyin around spawn, droppin diamonds and creepers wearin party hats. join us if u wanna see some wild sh*t and maybe even tame a bat to be ur sidekick. come thru and let’s get batty together!

CuteFaceCraft Minecraft Server

Admiration, Anon, ANONYMOUS, attractive, Community, cute, CuteFaceCraft, face, female, finland, FINNISH, forum, gender, Identity, internet, Minecraft, ONLINE, PHOTO, Posting, selfie, Server, social media, User

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ores Mined:	8069	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Votes:	3060	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a Finnish anon who is not only a Minecraft pro, but also kinda cute (according to the female players, at least). Join our server for the chance to catch a glimpse of this mysterious cutie pie while building epic structures and battling mobs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that this Finnish anon once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to witness this legendary feat in person.

So why wait? Join our server now for a mix of cute faces, epic adventures, and potato-powered victories. Who knows, you might even find love in the world of blocks and pixels.

LooksMaxingCraft SMP: Glow Up Edition

appearance enhancement, Attention, attractiveness, balding, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, DATING, Edition, GLOW, Grooming, Insecurity, Invisibility, lifestyle changes, LOOKSMAXING, LooksMaxingCraft, personal growth, self esteem, self improvement, smp, social dynamics, societal norms, transformation, validation

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Star Shards Collected:	211	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ores Mined:	5511
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
New Chunks Explored:	601522	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the power of looksmaxing is real! Join us and watch as your blocky character goes from a 6 to an 8, attracting all the attention from the pixelated ladies. But beware, with great looks comes great responsibility – the stares and attention may become overwhelming!

But fear not, for we have a solution for those who can’t handle the spotlight. Simply go bald in-game and watch as the attention magically disappears. It’s like a superpower, but for your Minecraft character! So come join us and experience the wild ride of looksmaxing and the joys of being invisible in our crazy Minecraft world.

BabyCraftMamaDrama

allergic reaction prevention, anxiety, autism, baby allergy, Baby Care, BabyCraftMamaDrama, Communication Issues, egg allergy, EpiPen, family dynamics, first time mom, first time parent, food allergies, Food Safety, generational differences, maternal instincts, mother’s comments, parenting challenges, Safety concerns

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Villages Defended:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep start dancing around you, dropping emeralds instead of wool. And that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with zombie chickens that drop enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a dragon made entirely of TNT. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special potion that turns you into a talking llama for 24 hours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

JoyfulCraft SMP

Contentment, daily happiness, daily happiness routine, Daily joy, finding joy everyday, gratefulness, gratitude practice, Happiness, inner peace, joy, joy in little things, JoyfulCraft, Laughter, love, mindfulness, Peace, positive vibes, self-care, simple pleasures, small joys, smiles, smp

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Towns Built:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5815

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a chicken dance party hosted by our resident chicken overlord, Cluck Norris. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. But don’t worry, our fearless leader, Sir Meowsalot, will lead us to victory with his trusty diamond sword and impeccable fashion sense.

Not convinced yet? How about the fact that every Sunday we host a hot dog eating contest in the Nether, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’d prefer to join our underwater dance party with the guardians and squids, where the DJ is a friendly dolphin named DJ Flipper?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience joy like never before!

MineCraftMania

fulfillment, goal-setting, Happiness, healthy choices, life satisfaction, lifestyle changes, mental health, mindfulness, mindset shift, MinecraftMania, personal growth, physical health, positive habits, quality of life, self development, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Stress Management, well-being

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that your quality of life will improve tenfold! Why? Because on our server, you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a pet dragon named Fluffy! Need a break from the stresses of real life? Just take a dip in our virtual lava hot tub and watch all your worries melt away. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become a Minecraft master and gain the ability to fly in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

NukeCraft: Let’s Talk USA

Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Lets, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, nuclear agreement, nuclear deal, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, nuclear talks, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, political dialogue, resuming talks, sanctions, Talk, Tehran, united states, US, Usa, Washington

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE EXPLOSIVE THAN IRAN’S NUCLEAR TALKS WITH US. YOU CAN BUILD A NUCLEAR REACTOR IN YOUR BASE AND BLOW UP YOUR FRIENDS FOR FUN.

WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BUNKER FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU FIND IT, YOU WILL BECOME THE RICHEST PLAYER ON THE SERVER.

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS GIVE OUT CHOCOLATE MILK. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. CHOCOLATE MILK.

SO COME JOIN US FOR A WILD AND WACKY TIME ON OUR SERVER. WHO NEEDS NUCLEAR TALKS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIVE FUN IN MINECRAFT?