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DiamondDoge – Minecraft SMP: GME Isolation Edition

Check your broker, Quarterly Movements, Isolation Edition, Stag hunt, Edition

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades happening at nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades and current trade halts + short restrictions that will make your head spin at nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts. And if you’re feeling brave, join our temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

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Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition

comfy, The Everything Short, Stag hunt, Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition, Temporary alliance

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com for a wild ride filled with mandatory study time, naked short selling, and a final boss battle against Citadel with the DTCC and FDIC as backup insurance.

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades that will make your head spin, current trade halts and short restrictions that will have you questioning reality, and a temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews (don’t worry, we can go back to hating each other later).

Don’t believe everything you read in Reddit DDs, use your brain and check your broker to avoid being rugpulled. And if that’s not enough, we have quarterly movements, equity total return swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, short interest, and futures roll periods to keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to always remember: sneed hedgies. See you there!

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RedFactionMC – Guerilla Gaming Server

Avoid DSPP, Server, Basic Information, Check your broker, Real-Time Trades

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got everything you need to keep you entertained for hours on end. Need a break from building? Take a mandatory study break and watch some epic GameStop investor site videos.

But wait, there’s more! Join our temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us. And don’t forget to check your broker and clearing house to ensure you’re not rugpulled – we take financial security very seriously here.

Oh, and did we mention the final boss? DTCC with 60T USD, ready to pay up if Citadel becomes insolvent. It’s like a real-life video game showdown!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the shenanigans begin. Just remember, always sneed hedgies.

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Rat Empire: The Cheesiest Minecraft Server Around! No Cats Allowed!

Mob Heads, shulker pieces, Multiplayer Sleep, EU, Plugins

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Info	Details
Version	Latest
Age Requirement	Over 18
RAM	10GB
Location	EU
Mods	No mods
Plugins & Data Packs	Extra mob heads, multiplayer sleep, more shulker pieces, etc.
Griefing Rules	No griefing, safe and welcoming environment
Backup	Twice a day

FAQ:

1. How can I join the server?

You can join by adding the server owner on Discord with the username: beyblademaster

2. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

We ask that all players follow the age requirement of being over 18 and maintain a positive and friendly attitude towards other players.

3. Are there any limitations on building or exploring?

There are no specific limitations, but we encourage players to keep things compact and considerate of others’ builds.

4. Can I suggest adding new plugins or data packs to the server?

Yes, suggestions for new plugins or data packs are welcome and can be discussed with the server owners.

BorderPatrolMC Server

false claims, trustworthiness, Lies, credibility, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Biden’s border patrol claims? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are questioning reality. Join us for a chance to experience a world where pigs fly (literally), diamonds rain from the sky, and Steve is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this absurdly hilarious server – because truth is definitely stranger than fiction here!

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BoozeCraft Minecraft Server

Party, DISCOUNTS, budgeting, Tips, Events

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to afford a measly bottle of potion? Look no further, our Minecraft server has a secret underground speakeasy where you can get all the cheap/free booze your heart desires! Just follow the trail of redstone torches and don’t mind the creepers guarding the entrance, they’re just there for show. Join us now for a wild night of blocky debauchery and questionable decision-making!

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DisabledDigs Minecraft Server

toileting, DisabledDigs, patience, societal expectations, disabled child

Are you tired of dealing with judgmental strangers while trying to help your disabled child in public bathrooms? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the bathroom drama!

Join our server and build your own accessible bathroom for your disabled child, complete with all the necessary amenities and plenty of space for a stress-free toileting experience. No more awkward encounters with nosy old ladies who just don’t understand the struggles of parenting a disabled child.

Plus, on our server, you can team up with other players to create the ultimate bathroom empire, complete with luxurious jacuzzis, golden toilets, and even a secret portal to a magical bathroom dimension. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So come on, join our server today and say goodbye to bathroom woes forever. Because when it comes to helping your disabled child, we’ve got your back (and your toilet paper)!

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ChunkyCousinWheelchairJoy

mobility scooter, Humiliation, Parking, rental agencies, Shaming

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter.

Imagine a world where you can ride a mobility scooter through a virtual park without any limitations! No need to worry about off-road use or flat tires, just pure fun and excitement.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and enjoy yourself, without any judgment or shame. Embrace the freedom to explore and create your own path, just like pushing a wheelchair through grass and dirt.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where anything is possible, even pushing a six-hundred-pound cousin in a wheelchair across a public park. Let’s make memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until the next server reset!

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FriendshipCraft Minecraft Server

social dynamics, Conflict, lost friend, Communication, Memories

Have you ever lost a friend because they couldn’t handle the epicness of our Minecraft server? Yeah, that’s right. Our server is so lit that friendships have been destroyed over it. Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor, crazy redstone contraptions, and the occasional llama rampage. Who needs friends when you have a creeper as a pet, am I right? So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and make some new friends…or enemies. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

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WholesomeCraft

touching moment, Generosity, spreading love, Feel-Good, Heartwarming

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a rare diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and experience the joy of strangers building giant statues of you out of dirt blocks, just because they think you’re cool.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and party.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most unexpectedly wholesome and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

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