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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 178 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Void Gems Collected: | 24 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 426 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND PIGS FLY (LITERALLY)! YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A CHICKEN INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF HOARDS OF EVIL CREEPERS WITH NOTHING BUT A CARROT!
BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-BACON, A RARE AND DELICIOUS TREAT THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH AND THE ABILITY TO TAME WILD WOLVES WITH JUST A GLANCE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EMBARK ON THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (AND YES, WE’LL KNOW IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT)