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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 7980 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re dodging demands to do trivial tasks or dealing with guilt trips for setting boundaries. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive a long, driveling letter about how you’re letting down a grieving widow.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the thrilling saga of selling off all the server’s resources for cash, all while claiming to be overwhelmed with grief. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only a boss’s widow can provide. And remember, if you want to be paid, just send a demand letter to our in-game accountant. Good luck, and may the drama be ever in your favor!