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ChangeIsGood Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Votes:	7195
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Falling into the Void:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

When I accidentally flooded my entire base with lava because I thought it would make a cool lava waterfall feature. Let’s just say my house was lit…literally. But hey, that’s just one of the many wild adventures you can expect on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even accidentally blow up your best friend’s prized diamond collection. It’s all in good fun, right? So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the chaos and join our wacky world of blocky shenanigans!

GrossCraft: Vomit Symphony

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of hearing the same old boring sounds in Minecraft like cows mooing and chickens clucking? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only sounds you’ll hear are farting creepers, burping zombies, and singing skeletons! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us for a truly unforgettable auditory experience – if you dare!

BlockyBrits: No Go Zone

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

hey u, yes u, r u tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, do i have a treat for u! come join our server where the tables are turned and now the UK is on the ‘do not travel’ list! why, u ask? well, because our server is so lit, so crazy, so wild that even the UK can’t handle it! we’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the macarena, and creepers throwing parties in your base! join us for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock, or maybe even a pet zombie that will do your bidding! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see why everyone is talking about our server!

SpongepocalypseNZ

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Votes:	486
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more sponge than the entire ocean of New Zealand! We got over 50 million sponges for you to build with, but watch out for the evil sea creatures trying to bleach them all! It’s a battle for survival, with over 1000 kilometers of coastline to explore and conquer. Will you be the hero who saves the sponges or the villain who destroys them all? Join now and be part of the most devastating sponge war in Minecraft history!

CraftyRoll Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Votes:	4018
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10
Magic Items Found:	8422	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers in town. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to mine an entire mountain in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

TwilightZonePoppedOffMC-SMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	996
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Crops Grown:	1814	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the cows dance, the creepers tell jokes, and the diamonds sing show tunes? Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and anything is possible!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and tame a pet Ender Dragon named Fluffy. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from the mysterious Herobrine who leaves cryptic messages in chat to the friendly witch who brews potions that turn you into a chicken for a day.

But beware, the server is also home to the dreaded Blocktopus, a giant squid made entirely of blocks who roams the ocean depths looking for unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous creature and emerge victorious?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and endless possibilities!

ExBlockMateNoTake

apartment sale, Controlling, Covid-19, Divorce, dream home, economic collapse, Estonia, ex wife, ExBlockMateNoTake, home loan, Home office, jealous, lawsuit, Marriage, mutual friends, red flags, renovation, rent free, savings, small town, Support

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7050
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	222	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Star Shards Collected:	268
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5398
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	59

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and red flags of real life like our player did! Join us for a wild ride filled with building, exploring, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine renovating your own virtual apartment with your ex-wife, only to have it all fall apart in a dramatic fashion. But fear not, on our server, you can build and renovate to your heart’s content without any exes trying to claim half of your hard work.

And if you ever feel like your ex is still haunting you, just block them like our player is considering doing with their annoying friends. We promise no one will demand money from you for the virtual creations you make on our server.

So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who won’t try to sue you for virtual property!

BlockyVirginProTips

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you a Minecraft virgin looking to pop your blocky cherry? Well, look no further than our server for the ultimate first-time experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of experienced players who will guide you through the ins and outs of the game (literally, we have a maze section that will blow your mind).

Need some tips on how to impress your fellow players? We’ve got you covered! Our resident love guru, Steve, will teach you all the tricks of the trade to make sure your first time on the server is unforgettable.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (we can’t promise anything, but we’ve had some players find their Minecraft soulmates on our server).

SkyHighCityCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1880
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build UP, not out! Forget about boring old flat worlds, we’re all about that vertical growth, just like those Asian cities! Climb to the sky and show off your building skills in our insane skyscraper challenges! Watch out for the occasional ninja attack though, those sneaky Asians are always up to something! So what are you waiting for? Join now and reach for the stars, literally!

CountryRejects Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchantments Applied:	88
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of being forever alone in your country? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be drowning in virtual love! Our pixelated princesses are just waiting to swoon over your blocky charm. Who needs real-life romance when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will never leave you for a creep(er)? Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever!