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CraftyCitizens: Where even creepers can apply for citizenship! LOL

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8257
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9238
Void Armor Forged:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old incentives? Well, look no further because our server is offering a once in a lifetime opportunity! We will pay you 300 thousand to start off in our land of the brave, but there’s a catch – if you’re a man, you have to suck an obese American’s massive, pulsating, sweaty, thick, cut, juicy cock. Don’t worry ladies, you won’t have to do anything because the new supreme dictator of the US wants to keep all the American women to himself. So come join our server for some wild adventures and questionable decisions!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘FUCK MAHJONG!!’

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Mines Excavated:	2022
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring old Mahjong? Well, say goodbye to those tiles and hello to our Minecraft server! Why waste your time matching tiles when you can be building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepy mobs? Join us and never look back at Mahjong again!

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks just to show off his building skills. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive pink sheep that roams our server, granting wishes to those who can catch it.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a chest at the end containing a stack of enchanted golden apples and a diamond sword with all the best enchantments. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to Mahjong forever. Who needs matching tiles when you can be crafting your own adventure in a world full of endless possibilities? Let’s build, explore, and have a blast together!

Holy Creepers Minecraft Server: “Have you ever noticed how Atheists use that phrase? And they mean… diamonds!”

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Secret Passages Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22

Are you tired of dealing with pesky atheists trying to rain on your Minecraft parade? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and escape the clutches of those non-believers who want to drag you down to hell with them. Our server is a safe haven for all believers who want to build, explore, and praise the almighty Notch in peace. So come on down and let’s show those atheists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets mayhem in hilarious ways!

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Star Shards Collected:	220	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	115	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Satan himself is jealous! That’s right, he’s probably rotting in HELL right now because he couldn’t handle the craziness of our server.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just to spice things up.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why even the devil himself can’t resist the madness of our Minecraft server!

Crafty McLaughy’s Block Party: Where the Creepers are Tight and the Doci-ness is on Point!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	428
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler! Our community is so docile, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a zen garden.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is so wild, we once had a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive by landing in a pool of lava – true story!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Towns Built:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Are you tired of boring old tower defense games that are too easy and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most insane, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous tower defense game you’ve ever played.

Picture this: you’re defending your base from hordes of zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and creeper pigs. But wait, there’s a twist! The zombies are wearing top hats, the skeletons are breakdancing, and the creepers are armed with water guns. Can you handle the madness?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for playing the accordion. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a tower defense experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious.

Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9406
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Gods Slained:	1	Towns Built:	4

ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2068
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	311
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!