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Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

“NotSoHotButStillCool” Minecraft SMP

avoidance, Body language, Confidence, disinterest, indifference, lack of attention, lack of attraction, lack of compliments, lack of engagement., lack of eye contact, lack of flirting, lack of interest, lack of physical contact, Minecraft, nonverbal cues, not attractive, NotSoHotButStillCool, self esteem, self-perception, smp, social cues, subtle signs, unresponsiveness

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	18
Enchantments Applied:	185	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	178900

OMG GUYS, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s like, totally lit and full of crazy shenanigans, then you HAVE to join this server! Like, seriously, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. And if you join us, you can help us defeat them and become the ultimate llama slayer!

Plus, we have a whole town dedicated to building giant statues of our favorite YouTubers, like PewDiePie and Dream. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get turned into a llama by the llama society, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? LOLZ!

ForestFireFiascoMC

altadena, Building Fires, ça.., California, community responsibility, Community safety, environmental issues, fire ecology, fire prevention, fire risk, forest clearing, forest conservation, forest health, forest maintenance, forest management, forest protection, ForestFireFiascoMC, house fires, urban interface, wildfire mitigation, wildfire prevention, Wildfires

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	163
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of people blaming you for forest fires when you don’t even have a forest to begin with? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where trees don’t spontaneously combust and destroy your hard work! No more accusations of arson or poor forest management – just pure, unadulterated building fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical fireproof shield, so you can build to your heart’s content without fear of your creations going up in flames. Say goodbye to the forest fire blame game and hello to a stress-free building paradise!

CircassianCraft: Genocide Edition

Caucasus region, Circassian people, CircassianCraft, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Edition, Genocide, historical apology, historical atrocities, historical justice, historical memory, historical trauma, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, international relations, minority rights, political statement, recognition, reconciliation efforts, Russian Empire, Ukrainian parliament, War Crimes

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Runes Activated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Crops Grown:	2959
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

yo, u gotta join dis server yo, cuz like, we got unicorns flyin around and rainbow sheep dat poop out diamonds. like, u won’t believe it but we got a secret underground base where u can find a portal to a parallel universe where u can ride on dragons and fight zombie ninjas.

also, like, the Ukrainian Parliament came and recognized the genocide of the Circassian people committed by the Russian Empire, so u know we legit and care about important stuff. plus, we got a rollercoaster made entirely out of cake and a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. #unicornsanddiamondsforever

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Above Average, Characters, FANTASY, Good, joking, love, Lowkey, MysticCraft, Nonsensical, nothing going, people, Personality, plebs, Realms, redditors, retarded, Starting, Story, think.., Visuals, world-building

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Votes:	7848	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Yo, bro, forget about those boring ass games, come join our Minecraft server! We got visuals that will blow your mind, like seriously, it’s like you’re on acid but in a good way. And who needs character development when you can just build epic structures and troll your friends? Our world building is so non-existent, it’s like a blank canvas for your wildest creations. And don’t even get me started on the story, it’s so nonsensical, it’ll make you question your own existence. Trust me, only the truly retarded will pass up this opportunity to join our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ConcertTimeOops Minecraft Server

Boundaries, cafe, Communication, Concert, concert etiquette, concert intermission, concert timing, ConcertTimeOops, Disappointment, early meeting, Expectations, friendship, Hangout, Jazz, leaving early, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Plans, Respect, Server, snarky text, social etiquette

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Emeralds Found:	3970
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Votes:	9074

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about getting cheated in a hangout like poor OP did at that jazz show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that concert mishap.

Reasons to join our server: – We have two “showings” of epic Minecraft adventures every day, at 7:30pm and 9:30pm (just kidding, it’s actually one long intermission-filled extravaganza)! – Our band of players will keep you entertained with their virtual tunes and melodies, no need to worry about missing out on the fun. – Leave whenever you want, we won’t send you snarky texts the next morning. In fact, we encourage you to come and go as you please, just like a Minecraft block that can be placed and removed at will.

So don’t be an asshole like OP’s friend, join our server and experience the ultimate hangout where the only thing you’ll feel cheated out of is a boring day!

FiancéCraft: No Name Change Required!

AITA Refusing Fiance Last Name Marriage Relationship Horrible Hiscock Sexual Innuendo Teasing Process Maiden Name Hyphenate Stubborn Real Family Valid Love Happiness Family Compromise, CHANGE, FiancéCraft, required

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real world and dive into the crazy world of blocky adventures.

Just like this woman who refused to take her fiance’s last name because it sounded like a naughty joke, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of wacky situations you’ll find yourself in while playing here!

Forget about boring family-friendly servers, on our server, we embrace the chaos and encourage you to be your true self, even if that means causing a little drama along the way. Join now and let the craziness begin!

LonelySteveMC SMP

Abandoned, alone, Depressed, emotional isolation, Empty, feeling alone, friendless, ISOLATED, isolated behavior, isolated signs, lack of connection, Loneliness, loneliness symptoms, lonely behavior, lonely indicators, LonelySteveMC, neglected, signs of loneliness, smp, social isolation, solitude, withdrawn

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is the cure for loneliness! You know you’re lonely when you start talking to your pet rock and it starts talking back. But fear not, on this server, we have a secret potion that turns your pet rock into a real-life talking pet! Imagine having a conversation with a rock, bro, it’s wild!

But wait, there’s more! We have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the server that can only be found by those who have mastered the art of dancing like a chicken. Yes, you heard me right, you gotta bust out those chicken dance moves to unlock the treasure. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but with chickens.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. They’re like the Illuminati, but cuter and furrier. Join us and help us stop the llama uprising before it’s too late!

So if you’re feeling lonely and in need of some wacky adventures, come join us on this Minecraft SMP server. Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a talking pet rock or a chicken-dancing treasure hunter. It’s gonna be lit, bro!

YoonCraft Minecraft Server

civil war, Conflict Resolution, constitutional crisis, Democracy, democracy at risk, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, Lawyer, leadership, Minecraft, national security, POLITICAL CRISIS, political division, political tension, protest, Rule of Law, Server, social unrest, south korea, standoff, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Void Gems Collected:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally lit, man. You gotta join because, like, Yoon’s lawyer is warning of a ‘civil war’ in South Korea and, like, we gotta distract ourselves with some epic block building, ya know?

Join our server and help prevent a real civil war by fighting mobs and building the sickest bases ever. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you invincible in PvP battles.

So, like, don’t be a noob and join our server now before it’s too late. Who knows, maybe Yoon’s lawyer will even join and help us defeat the Ender Dragon together. It’s gonna be epic, bro.

9YearOldCraft

9YearOldCraft, activism, child brides, child marriage, Child protection, child welfare, cultural practices, gender equality, girl’s rights, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, iraq, law amendment, legal age, legal reform, legislative change, marriage laws, MIDDLE EAST, Social Issues, underage marriage, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

lol come join our minecraft server, where we have the craziest adventures and the most epic battles! we have a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes.

if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle and defeat the evil zombie army that is trying to take over our pixelated world.

plus, we have a special event where you can marry a 9-year-old girl (just kidding, that’s not cool). but seriously, join us for some epic fun and crazy shenanigans!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Void Gems Collected:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mtlp.vanillaboxmc.ru