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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 2904 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 451 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2193 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 153 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9683 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
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