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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 619 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 34 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Animals Bred: | 58 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a pool of lava, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama rodeos where the winner gets a diamond block! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server – will you join them or stop their evil plans?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a player who claims to be in a committed relationship with an anime-watching, sloppy toppy-giving cutie who also happens to be a Minecraft pro. Who knows what other crazy stories and adventures await you on our server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.
