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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 9115 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 8160 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Our server is so magical that just by logging on, you’ll instantly feel lighter and more fit. No need to starve yourself or hit the gym – just play Minecraft with us and watch the transformation happen before your eyes.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the “shitty food” and “fucking fatasses” that plague America. It’s time to embrace your inner thin European or Japanese person and become the powerhouse you were always meant to be in the world of Minecraft.