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Ruby Tuesday: Where Villagers Have Fancy Taste in Modded Civilization

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Divine Spears Created:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Civilization of the Rubies Minecraft Server

Server Name	Civilization of the Rubies
Server Type	Minecraft
Rules	NO LAG MACHINES NO HACK CLIENTS Self-hosted server Admin player: Dev Avoid Disaster Dimension portal Encouraged to build civilization Install Better Minecraft mod (Forge 1.20.1)
Server IP	shard-7924.ownserver.kumassy.com:14164
Mod Link	https://github.com/PearComputer/pastaOS-Resources/raw/main/bettermc-1.20.1-forge.jar

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What is the goal of the Civilization of the Rubies server?

A: The goal is to simulate civilization. Players can decide how to shape the civilization on the server.

Q: Who is the admin of the server?

A: The admin and owner of the server is the player named Dev.

Q: Are lag machines allowed on the server?

A: No, the use of lag machines is prohibited and may result in consequences.

Q: Can players use hack clients on the server?

A: No, hack clients are not allowed and may result in consequences.

Q: Is there a specific mod required to play on the server?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to install the Better Minecraft mod for Forge 1.20.1.

MapleCraft Minecraft Server

American, area codes, Calling, Canada, Canadian, Communication, country codes, cross-border calls, dialing, international calls, long distance, MapleCraft, Minecraft, North America, phone calls, phone country code, phone etiquette, phone numbers, phone systems, phone verification, Server, telecommunication, US

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Love Letters Sent:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4872	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of confusing phone country codes between Canada and the US? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special plugin that translates phone numbers into Minecraft coordinates! Now you can easily call your American and Canadian friends without any mix-ups!

Join our server today and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world where phone numbers are just a set of coordinates away. Who knew that dialing a number could lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds? Only on our server!

So why wait? Join now and let the adventures begin! Just be careful not to accidentally call the Ender Dragon instead of your best friend. Trust us, that’s a long-distance call you don’t want to make!

GeneticDiscipline Minecraft SMP

Behavior, discipline, discipline genetics, discipline genetics study, discipline habits, discipline patterns., family influence, Genetic, genetic behavior, genetic discipline, genetic factors, genetic influences, genetic predisposition, GeneticDiscipline, genetics, Hereditary, inherited traits, Minecraft, nature vs nurture, personality traits, self-control, smp, upbringing

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	New Chunks Explored:	789686
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	27	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers where everyone is just running around like headless chickens? Well, look no further because on our server, discipline is genetic! That’s right, our players are born with an innate sense of order and organization.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players who have been training since birth to be the ultimate Minecraft warriors. Our players don’t just build houses, they build entire civilizations with intricate political systems and economic structures.

But beware, if you don’t have the discipline gene, you might find yourself lost in a world where chaos reigns supreme. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where discipline is more than just a trait, it’s a way of life.

VanishingJobsMC SMP

10. Robotics, 11. Innovation, 12. Digital transformation, 13. Job security, 14. Evolving industries, 15. Technological advancements, 16. Obsolete jobs, 17. Changing workforce, 18. Skillset, 19. Labor market, 2. Disappear, 20. Long-term trends., 3. Future, 4. technology, 5. Automation, 6. Job market, 7. Career, 8. Workforce, 9. Artificial intelligence, Professions, smp, VanishingJobsMC

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
New Chunks Explored:	551325	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring old professions like accountants and lawyers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we predict that in 5-10 years, professions like chicken wranglers and lava divers will be all the rage! Imagine the thrill of wrangling chickens in a pixelated world or diving into pools of lava to collect rare resources. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be ahead of the curve and join us now! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary chicken whisperer or lava diving champion!

BlockyBash: OVERRATED!

BlockyBash, Celebrities, celebrity culture, celebrity endorsements, celebrity news, celebrity scandals, celebrity status, controversial, criticism, Entertainment, Fame, fan base, gossip, Hollywood, Media, Overrated, overrated celebrity, pop culture, public opinion, scrutiny, social media, trending

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Animals Bred:	121
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist dropping by for a party!

We have legendary events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants strut their stuff in the End dimension while dodging fireballs and angry Endermen. And don’t even get me started on our weekly llama races – these furry creatures are faster than you think!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most overrated celebrity in Minecraft – Steve! That’s right, he may be just a blocky dude with a pickaxe, but he’s got more drama than a soap opera. Join our server and you might just catch him building a secret diamond castle or getting into a fight with a zombie horde.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community around? Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

ZombieCraftUSA

American society, apocalyptic scenario, Chaos, Defense, disaster response, emergency preparedness, end of civilization., firearms, Government failure, gun control, lawlessness, post apocalyptic world, Safety, self defense, societal breakdown, Survival, Survival Tactics, united states, weapons, zombie apocalypse, ZombieCraftUSA

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3078
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Emeralds Found:	3630	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! If you wanna survive the zombie apocalypse, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, cuz on this server, we got the craziest gun control laws in all of Minecraft!

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your base, minding your own business, when suddenly, a horde of zombies comes knockin’ on your door. But guess what? You ain’t gotta worry, cuz we got guns for days! Blast those zombies back to the Nether with our insane arsenal of weapons.

But that’s not all, folks! On this server, we got special zombie bosses that drop epic loot when you defeat ’em. Imagine takin’ down a giant zombie with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs! It’s like a freakin’ action movie, but in Minecraft!

So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and show those zombies who’s boss! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we got free pizza every Friday. Can’t beat that, am I right? Let’s get this party started!

BabyBumpCraft

BabyBumpCraft, Behavior, brain development, Cannabis, CBD, drug exposure, expectant mothers, Fetal development, long-term effects, maternal health, medical marijuana, natural remedies, neurodevelopment, Pregnancy, pregnancy risks, pregnancy symptoms, prenatal exposure, rodents, Safety concerns, substance use, Thc

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	3394
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re a pregnant mouse, just chillin’ in your little mouse house, and suddenly you’re like, “I need some weed to help with these pregnancy symptoms, man.” But little do you know, that THC and CBD is gonna mess up your baby mouse’s brain development and behavior FOREVER.

But hey, don’t worry, we got the perfect solution for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape from the crazy world of pregnant mouse weed drama. Build your own little mouse house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even find a secret stash of virtual weed that won’t harm your virtual mouse babies.

So come on, join us and let’s have a wild time together! Just remember, don’t do drugs, even if you’re a pregnant mouse in Minecraft.

Plains N’ Peaks: Where the only whitelisted peak is on your mountain of excuses!

age 14-19, application link, Balanced Economy, Computer, Discord, Events, exclusive group, Excuses, friends group, java edition, memes, microphone, Mountain, peak, Peaks, Plains, Quality-of-life plugins, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, Simple Voice Chat Mod, socialization, Vanilla Experience, VC, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7401
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3433	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Plains n’ Peaks Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Plains n’ Peaks is a private Minecraft SMP (Java only) for players aged 14-19. It offers a safe and balanced environment for players to have fun without the need for extreme grinding.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What kind of server is Plains n’ Peaks?	Plains n’ Peaks is a private Minecraft SMP for players aged 14-19. It focuses on creating a safe and fun environment without the need for extreme grinding.
What plugins are used on the server?	Plains n’ Peaks offers a vanilla experience with a few quality of life plugins, such as one player sleep and Simple Voice Chat mod.
How can I join Plains n’ Peaks?	To join, you can apply using the following link: Apply here. You will need a Discord account, Minecraft Java Edition account, and a computer that can run Simple Voice Chat mod.

CrushCraft Minecraft Server

animated characters, animated crush, animated crushes, animated love, cartoon characters, cartoon crush, cartoon love, cartoon nostalgia, cartoon obsession, childhood crush, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, crush memories, CrushCraft, emotional tribute, first crush, first love, love for cartoons, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pouring one out, sentimental feelings, Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5065
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and dance the night away. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bachelorette, where players compete for the heart of a pixelated princess. Will you be the one to win her over with your epic building skills and charming personality?

So come join us on our server and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “I can’t believe I used to crush on a cartoon character when I could have been playing on this amazing server!”

Minecraft SMP: /GCG/ GoonCaveGeneral – The Ultimate Blocky Shenanigans!

advice, Beta Tag System, blocky, catsmells, challenge, Create, Fester, GCG, github, Gockslop Edition, gooncave, GOONCAVE General, gooncave.fun, GoonCaveGeneral, hidden numbers, Minecraft, mobile, post number, Random, Screen, Shenanigans, smp, tagging, Ultimate, window manager

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	8
Runes Activated:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dimension Hops:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Welcome to /gcg/ – the GOONCAVE General #3Gockslop Edition! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to, like, build stuff and survive? Well, look no further, because at GOONCAVE, we specialize in creating the most epic gooncaves you’ve ever seen!

What is GOONCAVE, you ask? It’s a place where you can let your wildest dreams run free and create the most outrageous gooncave imaginable. And once you’ve built your masterpiece, you can just fester in it like the true goon you are.

But be warned – DO NOT USE GOONCAVE ON MOBILE! Your screen won’t be large enough for the window manager to work, and you’ll end up with a gooncave disaster on your hands. And if you’re struggling to find the perfect gooncave, just click “RANDOM” until you find something that speaks to your inner goon.

Oh, and don’t even bother trying to find the hidden numbers – trust us, it’s not worth the effort. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out the Beta Tag System for some added challenges and surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /gcg/ and let your goon flag fly high. And remember, the last 3 digits of your post number is what you goon to – so get ready for some wild goon adventures!