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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 7177 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 5917 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
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On our server, you can crochet to your heart’s content while your boyfriend watches tiktoks with his friends – no hurt ankles or inconsiderate gestures here! Plus, we have a special feature where you can toss virtual presents at each other when things get heated. And don’t worry, parallel play is our specialty – you can build your own world while your boyfriend does his own thing, just like in real life!
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? 😉
