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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 7230 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1553 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 54 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).