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Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, time-saving, robot vacuum, cleaning routine, smart technology

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

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Vacuums are a technology, so should I get a coded or codeless… Minecraft SMP

smart home, floor cleaning, Home Appliances, Awful, vacuum cleaner

Are you tired of vacuuming in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where vacuums are the latest technology! Forget about coded or codeless vacuums, we have vacuum robots that do all the cleaning for you. And don’t worry, they won’t turn evil and take over the server like in that one sci-fi movie. Trust us, we’ve tested them extensively. So if you want to sit back, relax, and watch as your virtual vacuum robot cleans up all the creepers and zombies in your base, then this is the SMP for you. Plus, rumor has it that one player’s vacuum robot accidentally sucked up a diamond block and now it’s the richest player on the server. Join now and see what crazy adventures await you in our vacuum-filled world!

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BanHammerCraft

Censorship, racial bias, social media, community guidelines, WhitePeopleTwitter

Are you tired of getting banned from Twitter for being too white? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all your white people tweets! Join us and never worry about being silenced again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of albino llamas who are experts in meme warfare. So come on down and join the funniest, whitest Minecraft server on the block!

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KyivCraft: Trump’s Metal Quest

Economy, Politics, trump, aid, war briefing

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got rare earth metals from ukraine or something. trump is like, demanding them from kyiv in exchange for aid, but we’re just like, nah, we’ll take ’em for our minecraft server instead.

join us and you’ll be mining for those precious rare earth metals while dodging creepers and building epic structures. plus, we got this crazy story where herobrine is actually trump in disguise, trying to steal all the rare earth metals for himself.

so come on, join our server and let’s show trump who the real minecraft boss is. plus, you’ll get to brag to all your friends that you’re mining for rare earth metals in ukraine while playing minecraft. how cool is that?

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Clown for Hire Minecraft Server

circus clown, clown act, party clown, Server, clown performance for hire

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you can, like, hire a clown to, like, perform just for you, man. imagine, like, a clown doing, like, tricks and stuff in your own, like, minecraft world. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join just for that, dude. plus, like, the clowns are, like, super talented and will, like, make you laugh until you cry. so, like, come join us and have a blast with our clown performers, bro. it’s, like, gonna be the best time ever, man.

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Mystic Grove Realms 1.20.5

body positivity, Realms, personal grooming, body hair, Anons

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We’ve got more fun than a cat in a bathtub and more surprises than a clown car at a funeral.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring.

Plus, our players are more lit than a bonfire on the beach. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

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CellBlockCheat

forgiveness, Boundaries, infidelity recovery, Honesty, Marriage

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no cheating partners (unless you count those sneaky creepers)!

Forget about guarding cellphones and suspicious behavior, here you can roam freely without any worries. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity without any judgment.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our community is so awesome that even cheating partners would want to join (but don’t worry, we have a strict no-cheating policy here). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave (unless it’s to grab a snack, of course).

So come on, join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a suspicious spouse when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to happiness together!

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BlockyBuzz: Digging for Diamonds!

inspiring rituals, motivating habits, invigorating, Engaging, stimulating activities

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will stimulate your senses like never before! Imagine mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a lava-filled volcano, or battling creepers in a giant game of capture the flag where the flag is actually a live chicken wearing a top hat. Join our server for an experience that will leave you questioning your sanity in the best way possible!

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DeportCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, immigration, deporting, News, asylum seekers

so, like, this server is so lit that even the US military wants in on the action! they’re like, “yo, we gotta deport these migrants to India, but first, let’s hop on this epic Minecraft server and have some fun!” like, can you imagine being deported to India and then logging on to play some blocky adventures with the military? it’s gonna be wild, man. join now for a chance to play with some real-life soldiers and maybe even get deported to a whole new world of fun!

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CraftyCoalLNGTariffs

trade negotiations, energy resources, international trade, government action, LNG

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to build ur own castle made entirely out of coal and LNG cuz why not, right? but then, outta nowhere, CHINA comes in and is like “no way, jose! we’re putting a 15% tariff on ur coal and LNG cuz of trump’s tariffs!” and u gotta fight off the chinese players who are tryna steal ur resources. it’s a wild ride, man. join now for the most chaotic minecraft experience ever!

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