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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 6933 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4002 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server tried to shoot an arrow at a creeper but completely missed and hit themselves instead. Talk about a fail, am I right? But fear not, because on our server, even if you miss your shots, you’ll still come out on top with our insane loot drops and epic PvP battles.
Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve played on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you can hit the mark or end up like the player who missed – either way, it’s bound to be a hilarious adventure!
