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YoshiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2527
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Enchantments Applied:	218	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Zombie Dances:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in a Minecraft server like no other? Join us on our server where Yoshitpiss, the legendary game designer from Square Enix, has created a world that will blow your mind!

After being unjustly fired from his job at Square Enix, Yoshitpiss decided to take matters into his own hands and create a Minecraft server that would rival even the most epic Final Fantasy games. With his creative genius and passion for storytelling, he has crafted a world filled with mystery, magic, and mayhem.

Join us on this server and experience the thrill of battling dragons, exploring ancient ruins, and uncovering hidden treasures. But be warned, Yoshitpiss’s creative vision is not for the faint of heart. You never know what crazy adventure or bizarre character you might encounter next!

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community around. Who needs Final Fantasy when you have Yoshitpiss’s Minecraft masterpiece waiting for you? Let the madness begin!

RechargeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Farms Harvested:	935	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like your headset is running out of battery? Well, fear not because on our server, we guarantee that your headset will always be fully charged and ready for some epic gaming sessions! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

BlockyBluesCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Dimension Hops:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like you’re stuck in a never-ending cave of sadness? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have the cure for your virtual woes! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling depressed again, because our community is so full of laughter and joy that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, hop on over to our server and let’s turn those frowns upside down!

WarsawCraft: Disinfo Wars!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

LOL this server is like a WARZONE but with MINECRAFT! Join us and help Poland and US fight against RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION in Ukraine! We need all the gamers we can get to take down those sneaky Russians trying to mess with our blocks! Build your army, gather your resources, and let’s show those trolls who’s boss in this epic battle for truth and justice! Plus, we have epic loot and crazy mini-games to keep you entertained for hours! Come join the fun and be a part of something BIG!

Death’s Wake: 99% Trivial

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6283	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ores Mined:	6117
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1857
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Potions Brewed:	90	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate thrill of facing death head on! we have mobs that will make you question your entire existence and challenges that will push you to the brink of insanity. but hey, who needs sanity when you can have a blast dodging creepers and falling into lava pits, amirite?

our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of hell, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming for more. and if you manage to survive long enough, you might even uncover the secrets of the universe hidden within our pixelated world.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos and emerge victorious. or, you know, just have a good laugh as you watch your friends get blown to bits by a sneaky enderman. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

FantasyCraft: Escape Reality, Find Meaning

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8398
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

come join our minecraft server where we make your wildest fantasies come true, just like in this study thingy we found! if you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up, just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild! we promise you’ll find meaning in life through building epic structures and battling monsters with your friends. who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and start living your best fantasy life today!

BlockyBrisbane Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Votes:	6748	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mines Excavated:	1400
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	New Chunks Explored:	785777

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because metzitzah b’peh is here to shake things up! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move.

But that’s not all! On metzitzah b’peh, you can also participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. Or maybe you’d prefer to join our exclusive quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power (and a really shiny complexion).

So why wait? Join metzitzah b’peh today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).

WTF Women Want Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Buildings Constructed:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	1572
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of dealing with confusing women in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is building the perfect block castle! No drama, just pure blocky fun. Plus, our virtual hugs are guaranteed to make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Join now and leave the real world behind!

SibStopParentingMeLOL

Adulthood, Boundaries, Communication, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, family expectations, Frustration, generational differences, INDEPENDENCE, parental neglect, parenting, parenting roles, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, Siblings, SibStopParentingMeLOL

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape your suffocating family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to be treated like the true VIP you are.

Tired of being the designated driver for your younger siblings? On our server, you can drive wherever you want, whenever you want, without anyone asking for a ride to school or to pick up their friends.

Sick of being called “dad” by your siblings? Join us and be called by your actual name, or even better, by a cool Minecraft username of your choice.

Say goodbye to being the default parent figure in your household and hello to a world where you can just focus on building, mining, and having a great time. Join now and leave the family drama behind!

DreamCraft: The Weirdest Adventures

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Chimeras Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Farms Harvested:	826	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Have you ever dreamed of a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers throw parties instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a land where chickens ride on the backs of cows, where villagers break out into spontaneous dance battles, and where the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint rainbows in the sky.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also find secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of rainbow-colored sheep, and even challenge the mighty Wither boss to a game of rock-paper-scissors.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and let your weirdest dreams come true in Minecraft!