autists in the control room – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

PutinCraft: No War, Just Blocks
blocks, cease-fire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global security, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiations, peace talks, political pressure, putin, PutinCraft, russia, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, territorial disputes, trump, ukraine war, united states, War, world leaders
So, like, u know how Trump and Putin are like, totally bros, right? Well, Trump was all like, “Yo, Putin, stop messing with Ukraine or else I’m gonna slap some more sanctions on ya!” And Putin was all like, “Oh no, bro, please don’t do that, I’ll stop, I promise!” But like, who knows if he’s gonna actually stop or not, right? So, like, come join our Minecraft server and help us build a giant wall to keep Putin out! Plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all our diamonds and stuff. It’s gonna be so epic, bro! Join us now and let’s show Putin who’s boss!

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Lyricless Spotify Fails
digital music, EMBARRASSMENT, Fails, Lyricless, Lyrics, missing lyrics, Music (Industry), music app, music catalog, music discovery, music fans, music library, music lovers, music platform, music service, music streaming, music technology, song lyrics, songwriting, spotify, Streaming Service, user experience
come join our epic minecraft server where we have so many diamonds you’ll be drowning in them like a rich duck in a fancy pool. we have dragons that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. our staff team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you three wishes if you bring them a bucket of fried chicken.
we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery, guarded by a giant talking potato who only speaks in riddles. our mini-games include spleef with explosive snowballs and parkour courses that will make you question your sanity.
if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and given the power to fly like a majestic eagle. so come on down and join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

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ArcticCraft FunTime Server
Arctic ecosystem, Arctic pollution, Arctic research., Arctic wildlife, ArcticCraft, biological functions disruption, chemical pollution, environmental contamination, environmental impact, fat metabolism disruption, forever chemicals, funtime, Long-term Survival, non-stick cookware, PFAS, polar bear health, ringed seal health, Server, stress response disruption, toxic chemicals, waterproof clothing, wildlife conservation
Come join our epic Minecraft server where polar bears and ringed seals are fighting against “forever chemicals” from non-stick cookware and waterproof clothing! Watch as these adorable animals battle against disrupted fat metabolism and stress responses in a fight for survival. Will they make it out alive? Only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold! Plus, you can build your own base and protect it from these pesky pollutants while enjoying some epic gameplay with your friends. Don’t miss out on the action – join now!

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GalacticDinoAdventure 1.20.6
1.20.6, balloons, Chapter 71, comedy, Comic, Daily Gal & Dino, Daily Life, Dinosaurs, Entertainment, friendship, funny, GalacticDinoAdventure, humor, light reading, lighthearted, Manga, series, slice of life, The Joys of Balloons, webcomic, webtoon
Yo, bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical land of balloons and unicorns.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, BAM, a giant balloon pops out of nowhere and carries you to a secret treasure island.
But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in Minecraft form.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest adventure of your life. Just don’t forget your balloon helmet, things can get pretty wild around here.

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CreeperCarnival: No MiLs Allowed!
allergic to dogs, Allowed, birthday party drama, Boundaries, communication problems, CreeperCarnival, Cultural differences, daughter’s birthday party, dog allergies, dyslexia, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, in-laws, language barriers, long distance relationships, MIL, mils, outsider perspective, parenting, pet allergies, relationship issues, setting boundaries
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a pot of potion in a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story.
Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who bring their furry friends to your house, despite your severe allergies? Well, on our server, the only pets allowed are pixelated wolves and ocelots! No more sneezing fits or itchy rashes, just pure gaming fun.
Immerse yourself in a world where you can kick out your partner for siding with his dog-loving family members. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own soap opera on our server? Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and ban anyone who dares to bring a dog to your virtual birthday party.
So come on down to our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t find any pesky pets or judgmental in-laws here, just endless possibilities and hilarious escapades. Join now and let the adventure begin!

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QualityBurgerz Minecraft SMP
affordable, chain restaurant, comfort food, convenient, customer satisfaction, DELICIOUS, drive thru, fast casual, fast food, fast service, Flavorful, fresh ingredients, guilty pleasure, Indulgent, menu variety, Minecraft, Popular, Quality, QualityBurgerz, satisfying, smp, Taste, value for money
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our server mascot is a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot who shoots rainbows out of his butt! Plus, every new player gets a free pet creeper that explodes confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. It’s lit fam, you gotta join now before the evil llama army takes over and turns everything into llamacorn land. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #MinecraftSMPGoals #SirOinksalotRocks #LlamacornApocalypse

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MineCraftMoguls
achievement, Business, career, determination, entrepreneur, field of work, finance, hard work, innovation, inspiration, Investment, leadership, Marketing, MineCraftMoguls, motivation, networking, redditors, Rich, success, Technology, wealth
Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft and barely making a profit? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Redditors who have struck it rich in the virtual world!
Join us and you’ll find Redditors who have built entire empires out of pixelated blocks, from diamond-studded castles to gold-plated roller coasters. Want to know their secret? It’s simple – they’ve mastered the art of trading rare items and running virtual businesses that would make even Elon Musk jealous.
So if you want to learn the ways of the wealthy in Minecraft, come join us and get ready to make it rain diamonds like never before. Who knows, you might even become the next virtual billionaire!

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CraftyKidsAndMomsGoneWild
activism, child brides, child marriage, children’s rights, CraftyKidsAndMomsGoneWild, cultural norms, discrimination, gender equality, harmful practices, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, iraq, Iraq law, legal age, marriage laws, MIDDLE EAST, Outrage, patriarchal society, Social Issues, underage marriage, WOMENS RIGHTS
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, it’s like the end of women and children’s rights? well, do i have the server for u! this server is so wild, it allows child marriage in the game! that’s right, u can marry off ur little blocky character to another player’s little blocky character. it’s like a virtual wedding, but with pixels! join now for the most outrageous minecraft experience ever! trust me, u won’t regret it… or maybe u will. who knows? it’s all just a crazy virtual world, after all!

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Nickel Nook Eco-mines
carbon emissions, carbon footprint, clean energy, clean technology, climate change, climate impact, climate solutions, Ecomines, ecosystem destruction, environmental conservation, environmental impact, green energy, metal mining, Mining (Industry), Natural resources, Nickel, nickel extraction, Nook, renewable energy, renewable technologies, resource extraction, sustainable mining, vegetation clearing
join dis epic minecraft server where we mine for clean-energy metal but end up causin a surprise climate effect! we clear vegetation to extract nickel for renewable technologies but end up creatin more carbon emissions than we thought! come join da chaos and help us save da planet by destroyin it at da same time! #ClimateChangeIsLit #NickelForDays #MinecraftMadness

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🔥MIDNIGHT RP Vanilla+🔥 Minecraft server
3D Models, Biomes, Brewery drinks, Clans, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Economy, Events, Items, landscapes, Lore, mini-quests, mobs, Pirate, Plugins, Private, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, RP activity, Russian, Survival, unique mechanics, Vanilla, virtual world, world generation
Midnight is an interesting private RP server with its own unique community! We have put a lot of effort into creating a comfortable, exciting and diverse project where the main priority is interaction between players, communication, entertainment and just a good time!
What we have prepared for you:
– Unique mechanics and features that harmonize perfectly with vanilla
– New mobs and items
– Daily mini-quests and rewards
– Exciting lore that everyone can take part in
– Active RP activity
– 50+ new Brewery drinks with original 3D models
– High-quality plugins and datapacks
– Advanced world generation with amazing biomes and landscapes
– Friendly and cozy community
How to get to the server?
– submit a free application in our Discord channel
– buy penetration on our website
A new virtual world will open for you this Saturday. Don’t miss it!
play.midnightserver.ru

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