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AutisticRatRaceEscape Minecraft SMP

autism, autistic, AutisticRatRaceEscape, Competition, Doomed, Escape, forever.., hopeless, Job, Minecraft, NEET bucks, nomadic life, normal life, Options, POVERTY, poverty wages, rat race, rv, smp, Struggle, van, wages, work

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Are you tired of being stuck in the rat race with no way out? Do you feel like you’re too autistic for a normal job, but not autistic enough for NEET bucks? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the real world and live out your wildest dreams in a virtual world.

Imagine a place where you can build your own empire, battle epic monsters, and make friends with fellow gamers who understand your struggles. No more poverty wages or doomed struggles, just endless possibilities and fun adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best virtual life!

UkrainianCraft- AirplaneMayhem

aggression, Air Force, aircraft, AirplaneMayhem, Attack, Conflict, Damage, Defense, defense forces, Destruction, eastern europe, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Military Action, RETALIATION, russia, Tension, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Crops Grown:	6881
Players Killed by Monsters:	2727	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, Ukraine be straight up destroying Russian planes left and right! It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and tanks. Join us and be part of the chaos, build your own army of pixelated warriors and take down your enemies in the most epic battles ever seen in the Minecraft world. Plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? So come on, join the madness and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in this crazy virtual war zone!

NoRulesJustBlocks

AUTHORITY, Boundaries, code of conduct, Commandments, compliance, discipline, do not break the rules, Ethics, follow, Guidelines, law, LIMITATIONS, moral code, NoRulesJustBlocks, obey, Order, Principles, regulations, restrictions, rule, rules

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ores Mined:	6963
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. you gotta join cuz we got flying pigs and dancing llamas. yeah, you heard me right, DANCING LLAMAS. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn or two.

we also have this epic treasure hunt where you gotta find the golden potato hidden somewhere in the world. and let me tell you, it’s not easy. but if you find it, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we throw the sickest parties down there. you gotta bring your best dance moves though, cuz the zombies and skeletons love to bust a move.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the funniest, wackiest, most insane server ever. just remember, the only rule you really need is “do not break the rules”. but who needs rules when you’re having this much fun, right?

PlanetEAT-Lancet: Reduce Gassy Gamers!

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, EAT-Lancet Commission, eco-friendly diet, environmental conservation, environmental impact, food choices, food consumption, food production, Gamers, Gassy, global dietary emissions, health and wellness, Healthy Eating, over-consume, planetary health diet, PlanetEATLancet, Reduce, reduce greenhouse gases, Sustainable Agriculture, Sustainable development, sustainable living

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we believe changing your food choices can save the world!

Imagine a world where everyone eats like a Minecraft character, chomping on pixelated carrots and pork chops. If 56.9% of people switched to the planetary health diet, we could save 32.4% of global dietary emissions! That’s right, by eating like a blocky video game character, you can save the planet!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests. Want to fight a giant chicken boss? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Easy peasy. Join our server and let your imagination run wild!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and help save the world, one pixelated pork chop at a time!

Strictly Prosperous Minecraft Server – Your only job is to NOT prosper.

anarchy server, build projects, Community, Discord, games, Griefers, hackers, invite, Job, Join, Mature Community, Minecraft, Players, Prosper, Prosperous, respectful, rules, Server, smp, Strictly

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Focus	Minecraft SMP with a focus on community building and collaboration
Community	Active and welcoming community with regular gaming events
Rules	No hackers or griefers allowed, respect for other players is essential
Discord	All members must join the Discord server linked below

Join our Discord server here

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the Minecraft server?	All members must join the Discord server and follow the instructions there for server access
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?	Absolutely, no hackers or griefers allowed. Respect for other players is essential to our community
What kind of projects are currently underway on the server?	We have major build projects happening all the time, and players are encouraged to collaborate and contribute
Is there a specific age requirement to join the server?	We welcome players of all ages, but maturity and respect for others is expected

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Anons, Assertiveness, Breaking Rules, Civilization, crime, crimepill, cringe, CringeCraft, DOMINANCE, feminine nature, good thief, Leeching, masculine trade, Minecraft, Protection, rules, Scrapping, Server, Skills, theft, true men, Whining, winning strategy

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scrapping, theft, and leeching are not only allowed, but encouraged! In fact, they’re the only winning strategy!

We believe that being a good thief takes a great set of skills, and on our server, crime is the only masculine trade. It asserts your will against the will of others, making you the ultimate alpha player.

While some may whine about “muh civilization,” we know that true men break rules and assert their own. Women may follow rules because they rely on them, but on our server, we embrace the chaos of crime.

So if you’re ready to take the crimepill and join a server where anarchy reigns supreme, then come on over and show us what you’ve got! Just remember, on our server, anything goes – so watch your back and keep your loot close!

CompileTimeCraze Minecraft SMP

code compilation, coding process, CompileTimeCraze, computer science, critical thinking, developer productivity, development process, efficiency, good thing, long compile times, Minecraft, Optimization, problem solving, programming, Programming Languages, smp, software design, Software Development, software engineering, software performance, software testing, technical challenges, Time management

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of those boring, quick-loading servers where you barely have time to grab a snack before jumping into the game? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the longest compile times in all of Minecraft history, but don’t worry, it’s actually a good thing.

Why, you ask? Because during those compile times, you can practice your interpretive dance skills, perfect your banana bread recipe, or even write a novel. Who needs instant gratification when you can have a full-blown talent show while waiting for the server to load?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

So come join us on our server where long compile times are a blessing in disguise, and who knows, you might just stumble upon Blocky Bob and his magical dance moves.

NoSleepMC Server

broken promises, cancer diagnosis, dirty tissues, Disney, Expenses, filet mignon, Friends, herniated disks, hurt feelings, Italian restaurant, lack of sleep, late waking, missed fireworks, money complaints, NoSleepMC, osteoporosis, Planning, rollercoasters, Server, thrill-seeking, tiramisu, vacation

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Chimeras Created:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Animals Bred:	134

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-world problems.

Reasons to join our server: – Build your dream castle and defend it against zombie pigmen with diamond swords! – Explore a vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons that will challenge even the bravest of players! – Ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting arrows at creepers – because why not? – Engage in epic battles with your friends and show off your PvP skills in intense combat arenas! – Create your own mini-games and challenge others to see who is the ultimate Minecraft champion! – Join our community of players who are just as wacky and fun-loving as you are, and make new friends who share your love for all things Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the laughter and adventure begin! Just remember, no dirty Covid tissues allowed – we have standards here, people.

NiblingLoverCraft

aunt, Boundaries, Communication, Divorce, Empathy, family, family dynamics, judgment, love, misunderstandings, Nephews, NiblingLoverCraft, nieces, parenting, relationships, remarriage, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, societal expectations, stepfamily, uncle

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with coffee-fueled mom gossip and outrageous family dynamics.

Picture this: a group of moms sipping coffee and discussing Reddit stories about widows and aunts. Things take a turn when one mom, let’s call her Olivia, brings up a story about a widow banning the aunt from seeing the kids. Cue the gasps and the drama!

But wait, it gets even crazier. Our server is like a soap opera, with plot twists and unexpected turns at every corner. Imagine setting examples about divorce and remarriage, making your SIL wish she was anywhere but there. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a mix of coffee-fueled drama, Reddit stories, and family dynamics gone haywire? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the wild ride. Just be prepared for some serious mom gossip and unexpected plot twists along the way. It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to happen!

MoonKing Minecraft SMP

absolute power, celestial authority, celestial decree, celestial power, cosmic decree, cosmic ruler, decree, lunar decree, lunar governance, lunar leadership, lunar power, lunar rule, Minecraft, moon authority, moon control, moon governance, moon leadership, moon ruler, MoonKing, smp, space governance, space leadership, space ruler

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	8370
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can live out your wildest moon ruler fantasies! Join us and become the supreme leader of your own lunar kingdom.

But be warned, the moon is a dangerous place filled with creepers in spacesuits and zombie astronauts. Your first decree as ruler must be to ban all moon cheese, as it is the primary source of power for the evil Endermen trying to take over your kingdom.

Join us now and show the universe who truly rules the moon! Just watch out for those pesky meteor showers, they can really ruin your day.

YuckyEatsCraft

abhorrent, abominable, detestable, Disgusting, Foul, gross, loathsome, nauseating, nauseous, objectionable, off-putting, offensive, repugnant, Repulsive, revolting, sickening, stomach churning, unappetizing, unsavory, Vile, YuckyEatsCraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Love Letters Sent:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	481
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the grass is pink, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Burp Block Challenge” where players must build the tallest tower made entirely out of burps. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds! And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the “Slime Slingshot Race” where you launch yourself across the map using nothing but slimes and sheer determination.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!