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BabyBezosCraft

Appearance, baby, BabyBezosCraft, bald, billionaire, comparison, controversy, cute, elon musk, humor, jeff bezos, joking, Neighbour, new parent, Offense, parenting, Rude, Sensitive, serious, Social Interaction, world domination

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	9046
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Void Armor Forged:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cute as a baby but as powerful as Jeff Bezos? Look no further! Our server is so awesome, even babies are jealous.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, just like Jeff Bezos (but hopefully without the world domination part). Our server is so epic, even Elon Musk would be jealous.

So come on, join us and show off your building skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to becoming a billionaire in the Minecraft world. Just don’t compare any babies to billionaires while you’re here, okay?

FlirtyPixels Minecraft SMP

FlirtyPixels, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2471
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry, he’s a total party animal.

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly llama races where you can bet your diamonds and emeralds, it’s like the Kentucky Derby but with llamas. And our admin is a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns, no joke.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of chicken whisperers who can communicate with poultry telepathically. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let the shenanigans begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things get wild around here.

CreeperCraze: AgingAnxiety

aging, AgingAnxiety, CreeperCraze, existential crisis, fear, fear of death, financial insecurity, health decline, INDEPENDENCE, ISOLATION, Loneliness, loss of identity, loss of loved ones, medical expenses, Memory Loss, mental decline, mobility issues, mortality, physical decline, Retirement, societal expectations, wrinkles

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you afraid of turning into a wrinkly raisin with creaky bones and a constant need for naps? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, aging is a thing of the past! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about getting old again. Our magical pixel world will keep you forever young and spry, with endless adventures and fun to keep you feeling like a kid forever. So come on, join us and defy the laws of aging in the most epic way possible!

Redstone Revolution

business news, corporate restructuring, economic impact, energy giant, ENERGY MARKET, Energy Sector, geopolitical tensions, HQ staff, international relations, job cuts, job losses, Layoffs, Moscow, OIL INDUSTRY, Redstone, revolution, russia, Russian economy, sanctions, War, Western customers, workforce reduction

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Magic Items Found:	6025	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s energy giant! we are cutting 40% of our staff because they couldn’t handle the intensity of our server! our war with the western customers is legendary, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else! join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like a rollercoaster in a tornado!

Landfall SMP

Adventure, Character, Civilization, Community, Earth, Economy, Factions, FANTASY, FTB, gameplay, guild, Immersive, Kingdom, Lore, Magic, Medieval, Politics, Roleplay, Roleplaying, storytelling, Survival, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Runes Activated:	4

The Landfall SMP is tight-knit community playing characters in an extraordinarily rich canon. Whether you’re a builder, politician, leader, or warrior, our world of Caldora has something to offer you!!

We are currently in timeline Landfall-530: Noble Blood…

“Fifteen centuries after the fall of The Great Dominion, the world stands in the shadow of a forgotten empire. The ancient bloodlines, descendants of the legendary figures of Landfall-230, now hold the only connection to that distant past, revered as symbols of power and prestige. In this new era, kingdoms rise and fall, and the influence of the old world just barely lingers. Mystical forces shape the fates of nations, and the gods themselves watch closely, bestowing blessings upon the faithful. Technology, once understood, has become arcane and divine, seen as remnants of an age long gone. As new powers emerge and old legacies fade, the world of Landfall-530 teeters on the edge of a new era, where devotion, ambition, and community will make or break the individual.”

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Eternal Earth

Custom Items, Dynmap, Earth, Earth Geopolitical, Eternal Earth, Minecraft, nation, Roleplay, Server, Towny, Vehicles, War

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	6

A new Earth Geopolitical Server, with Towny, Dynmap, Vehicles, and Custom Items. Join us, Create your own nation and goto war!

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Society

26580, anti-social behaviour, Archon, aushost, Australian, Community, Custom, customs, gg, in game, Join, Laws, Roleplay, rules, smp, society, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	322
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Magic Items Found:	7497	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Society Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Society is a new Australian server aimed at fostering a community where players can create their own rules, laws, and customs. There are no rules except for anti-social behavior outside of in-game roleplay. Join at “archon.aushost.gg:26580”.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the Society server?	There are no rules, except for anti-social behavior outside of in-game roleplay.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server at “archon.aushost.gg:26580”.

Mystic Realm Quests 1.20.1

1.20.1, anger, Argument, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, disagreement, emotional outburst, Frustration, heated exchange, misunderstanding, mystic, negative emotions, perplexing behavior, perplexing situation, perplexity, puzzling situation, Quests, Realm, relationship issues, Tension

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Animals Bred:	35
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF.

We got more diamonds than that chick has issues, like damn, she needs to chill.

Join us and you’ll be swimming in diamonds, like Scrooge McDuck but in pixel form.

Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a group therapy session but with creepers and zombies.

So come on, stop wasting time and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life.

NoobTVCharacter

annoying character, character analysis, disliked character, fictional character, hated character, insignificant character, irrelevant character, least favorite character, minor character, most useless character, NoobTVCharacter, pointless character, Television Show, TV character, TV series, TV show character, unimportant character, unnecessary character, useless character, worst character

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56

Are you tired of being the most useless character in your favorite TV series? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can be the hero of your own story! Join us and show off your epic building skills, slay dragons, and become the ultimate Minecraft legend. No more being the sidekick, it’s your time to shine! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will grant you three wishes if you can find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the star of your own adventure!

CraftyMexImportsCutting

China, Chinese imports, CraftyMexImportsCutting, Diplomatic, economic policy, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, import reduction, international relations, mexico, mexico city, NAFTA, Politics, Sheinbaum, strategy, Tariffs, Trade, trump, united states

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we cut Chinese imports like Sheinbaum cutting ties with Trump! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride you don’t wanna miss! Build a taco stand with your friends and battle it out in epic duels with sombreros as your armor. Trust me, you’ll be yellin’ “Ay caramba!” all day long on this server. So what are you waitin’ for? Vamonos!