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NFTcraft: Where Final Fantasy 17 is just a dream, but griefing is all too real

Blockchain, Collectibles, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital economy, digital ownership, dream, FANTASY, FINAL, Final Fantasy 17, Future, Gaming, gaming industry, Griefing, Individual, innovation, NFT Game, NFTcraft, ownership, private person, real, Square Enix, Technology, virtual assets, virtual worlds, web3

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where Final Fantasy 17 is not just a game, but an NFT game on the blockchain. That’s right, you can own your very own Chocobo and sell it for millions in the digital marketplace. Square Enix is leading us into the future of gaming, and you can be a part of it on our server. Join now for a chance to battle Sephiroth in a virtual reality showdown and claim your title as the ultimate NFT master!

Pixel Pooh’s PVP Party: Where Spotemgottem debates with Pooh Shiesty on Minecraft politics!

artistic expression, collaboration, creative collaboration, cultural impact, debates, Entertainment, Hip Hop, influence, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music industry dynamics, Partnerships, Party, PIXEL, political implications, Politics, pooh, pooh shiesty, Poohs, popular culture, PvP, Rap Music, SHIESTY, social commentary, societal trends, Spotemgottem, urban music, youth culture

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	313	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mines Excavated:	1615
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the wildest political alliances you’ve ever seen! Picture this: Pooh Shiesty and Spotemgottem teaming up to take over the Minecraft world. Will they create a dictatorship or a democracy? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be one heck of a ride! Join now for a chance to witness the most epic showdown in Minecraft history!

Crafty Souls – Minecraft meets Elden Ring in this epic server for gamers who love both worlds!

473718052, action, Adventure, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Character planners, Crafty, Elden, elden ring, Epic, FromSoftware, Gamers, Group password, Interactive map, Lands Between, Latest patches, love, Main information document, Map, meets, Minecraft, News, patch notes, Previous grace, Ring, RPG, Server, Souls, spreadsheets, total host death, worlds

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the total host death edition! That’s right, the host dies every time you log in, adding a thrilling element of danger to your gameplay.

But that’s not all! We have the latest patches straight from Elden Ring, because who needs regular Minecraft updates when you can have patches from a completely different game? And our main information document is so top secret, it’s stored in a pasta file. That’s right, a pasta file. You won’t find that level of security anywhere else.

And if you’re looking to plan your character, we have character planners that are so advanced, they’ll plan your character’s entire life for them. Plus, our interactive map will lead you to treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Just make sure you remember the group password, or you might end up in the wrong dimension.

Join us now and experience the chaos and hilarity of our Minecraft server. Previous grace? More like previous craziness! See you in the game, if you dare.

EnchantedCraft: Where you can mine, build, and summon your inner wizardry!

BELIEF, BUILD, contemplation, Curiosity, EnchantedCraft, Enchantment, existentialism, FANTASY, imagination, introspection, MAGICAL, Metaphysical, Mysticism, Paranormal, pondering, self reflection, skepticism, speculation, spirituality, summon, Supernatural, uncertainty, Wizardry, Wonder

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are just plain vanilla? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our magical and supernatural server where anything is possible!

Ever wanted to ride a unicorn through a rainbow forest while battling evil wizards? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our players have reported experiencing emotions they never knew existed, like the overwhelming joy of finding a diamond or the heart-pounding fear of encountering a creeper.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help guide you on your journey to greatness. Some say they’ve seen mysterious messages written in the sky, directing them to hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

So if you’re ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us on our server and let your imagination run wild! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

BlockyBros: Where Minecraft meets questionable ethics and awkward conversations!

awkward, BlockyBros, Chad, consent, Conversations, discrimination, dyke, equality, Ethics, Gender Identity, Homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, meets, Minecraft, Questionable, rape, rape culture, RESPONSIBILITY, sexual assault, sexual orientation, social norms, Stereotypes, Straight.., Turning, victim blaming

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the crazy action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle of a dyke turning straight and a rapechad taking on the responsibility like a hero! Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable? Come join the chaos and see what other insane adventures await you on our server!

Rice and Spice Craft: Where Average White Guys and Asian Girlfriends Unite in Minecraft Madness!

acceptance, asian, asian girlfriend, Average, average white guy, breaking barriers, Breaking Stereotypes, Craft, cross-cultural relationship, Cultural differences, dating outside your race, diverse couple, diversity in love, embracing differences, Girlfriends, guys, interracial relationship, love is blind, love knows no boundaries, madness, Minecraft, mixed race couple, multicultural love, non-traditional relationship, relationship dynamics, Rice, societal norms, Spice, unconventional love, unite, White

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Star Shards Collected:	198	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just an average white guy with no interesting stories to tell? Well, look no further because on our server, we have an average white guy who has an Asian girlfriend! That’s right, you’ll never run out of awkward cultural misunderstandings and hilarious language barriers to laugh about while you mine and craft your way to victory.

Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can witness firsthand the struggles of trying to impress your Asian girlfriend with your mediocre building skills and subpar survival instincts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some new cooking recipes along the way as you attempt to win her heart through the power of virtual diamonds and redstone contraptions.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where love knows no boundaries, and where the only thing more unpredictable than a creeper explosion is the unpredictability of interracial relationships. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least it’s never boring!

Crafty RTS: Where we make Minecraft into the best RTS game ever! Join us now!

ARPG genre, best games ever, best mmorpg, best RTS game, Blizzard, complex, Crafty, deep, Game, gold standard, heroes scooter genre, influential game company, Join, Minecraft, Polished, redefined genre, Rts, spawned new genres

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	394	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have redefined the gaming world in ways you never thought possible!

Join us and experience the best RTS game ever created, where you can strategize and conquer like never before. Our MMORPG is the gold standard, where you can embark on epic quests and forge alliances with players from around the world.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also created the ARPG genre, where you can immerse yourself in thrilling adventures and epic battles. And don’t forget about our heroes scooter genre, where you can ride into battle in style.

Every game on our server is polished to perfection, unlike those “polished” nintentoys. So why settle for anything less? Join us and see why we’re the most influential game company in the world – there’s nothing close to what we have to offer!

Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Self-Help Server

alexander the great, ancient wisdom, aristotle, Book, Crafty, GREATNESS, Improvement, inspiration, leadership, life lessons, McCraftface, moral truths, morality, motivation, non falsifiable, personal growth, philosophy, self development, self help, self improvement, self-mastery, selfhelp, Server, success, Ultimate

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to turn you into the next Alexander the Great! Forget about self-help books, all you need is to join our server and you’ll be on your way to greatness.

Our server is so powerful that even Aristotle himself would be jealous. He literally tutored Alexander the Great, and just look at how legendary he became! Critics may say our server is full of baseless claims and non-falsifiable moral truths, but we say it’s the key to unlocking your full potential.

Join us and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom. Conquer lands, build epic structures, and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Who needs a self-help book when you have our server to guide you to greatness? Join now and become the next Alexander the Great!

Crafting Chaos: Endwalker Edition – Minecraft Server for Final Fantasy Fans!

Adventure, Chaos, Commode Edition, communal, Community, Crafting, discussion, Edition, endwalker, Expansion, Fans, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Gaming, general, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mucho Texto, multiplayer, new content, online gaming, role playing, Server, Square Enix, Updates, xivg

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7811
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Mucho Texto Communal Commode Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of toilet paper. Yes, you heard that right, TOILET PAPER! And instead of mining for diamonds, they were mining for…well, you can probably guess.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and a disco ball made of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted diamond swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join Mucho Texto Communal Commode Edition today for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our wacky world!

High School Dropouts Dating: A Minecraft Love Story Server

adult education, career advancement, Confidence, DATING, determination, Dropouts, education, future planning, goals, HIGH, high school dropout, life choices, love, Maturity, Minecraft, motivation, opportunities, perseverance, personal growth, relationships, School, second chances, self improvement, self worth, Server, Story, success

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Villages Defended:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of hide and seek. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notchicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic battle between a group of pandas and a squad of llamas. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!