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Crafty Cash Grabbers

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of Kiev constantly asking for money from the USA? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the solution! Join our server and Kiev will never bother you for money again because he’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually where Kiev goes to get away from all the money drama. So come join us and say goodbye to Ukrainists trying to drain your wallet!

Crafting Cobblestones & Cracking Jokes: Nirvana Shirt Edition

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Potions Brewed:	96	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

🤣 Join our Minecraft server where wearing a Nirvana shirt in public is a requirement! Why, you ask? Because our server is so grunge-tastic that even Kurt Cobain himself would approve. Plus, we guarantee that you’ll start listening to Nirvana on repeat after just one day of playing on our server – it’s that immersive! So come on, grab your flannel and get ready to rock out in the virtual world like never before. 🤘🎸 #MinecraftMadness #GrungeGaming

Minecrafthouseki: Land of Gems

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1225	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Void Armor Forged:	30	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	7137
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is all rainbows and sunshine? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of suffering and chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry creepers while trying to mine for diamonds. Watch out for our resident Phosphophyllite, who may look cute but will definitely wreck havoc on your peaceful mining expedition.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, join us now and prepare for the ultimate test of survival!

NudeCraft: Where Exes’ Regrets Become Pixelated Reality

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	46	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama like trying to get back at your ex for sending nudes to your friends? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash all your pent-up anger by building a giant statue of your ex out of TNT and blowing it up in a glorious explosion of revenge! Plus, our community is full of players who have their own crazy ex stories to share, so you’ll fit right in. Join now and let the healing begin!

Crafty Chaos: Where Creeper Attacks Are Just Another Day in Your Country!

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your country! Imagine riding pigs through the streets, building giant statues of yourself, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a carrot in hand.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a laugh. We have epic events like “Sheep Racing Sundays” where you can compete against other players in a race to the finish line on the backs of fluffy sheep.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle, armed with nothing but a stick and a dream. Will you be the next champion?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience all the craziness that happens in your country!

Kat’s Kooky Craft Kingdom: Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Kat.

Kat was just your average Minecraft player, mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly she stumbled upon our server. And let me tell you, her life was never the same again. She was greeted by a band of mischievous pandas who taught her how to build the most epic roller coasters you’ve ever seen. And that’s not all – she also discovered a secret underground disco party where the creepers were the DJs!

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty LOLz: ‘Is Anyone Else Noticing’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that have no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. We have a secret underground society of spic-loving, scat fetishist, freemason, homosexual, Jew players who are just waiting to welcome you with open arms. And let’s not forget about our fearless leader, who is basically the Minecraft version of Hitler (but in a totally non-offensive, hilarious way).

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane, wacky community in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way). Let the madness begin!

LOLcraft – Honkai Star Rail Edition

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring landscapes and lackluster adventures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us on a journey through the Yawning Chasm, where you’ll encounter epic battles and mystical creatures at every turn. Explore the Acheron realm and discover your true colors as you fight for glory and honor.

But wait, there’s more! Embark on a quest among the stars where destiny awaits, and uncover the secrets of the universe. With character banners featuring Acheron, Luocha, Gallagher, Pela, and Dan Heng, you’ll never run out of new challenges to conquer.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have exclusive drip marketing with characters like Robin and Boothill, each with their own unique abilities to help you on your journey.

So what are you waiting for? Redeemable codes, tools, and resources are at your fingertips on our server. Join now and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Girl Band CryCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Void Gems Collected:	27
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Votes:	9443	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Mines Excavated:	1949	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Do you want to know what Nina was searching for before she mysteriously disappeared from our server? Well, rumor has it that she was on the hunt for the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Unicorn Mount! Yes, you heard that right – a majestic unicorn covered in sparkling diamonds that can fly you around the server in style.

Join our server and embark on a quest to find this mythical creature before anyone else does! But be warned, the unicorn is said to only appear to those with the purest of hearts and the most epic building skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the envy of all your friends as you ride into battle on the back of a Diamond-Encrusted Unicorn Mount! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Nina’s disappearance along the way. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Crafty McLaughLand: Where Popular Phases Meet Possibilities!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being a boring adult with no sense of adventure? Join our Minecraft server and relive your glory days with a popular phase that starts at 30+! Who says you can’t be the coolest kid on the block again, even if you’re old enough to have a mortgage and a receding hairline? Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of fellow oldies who refuse to grow up. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave this virtual playground of nostalgia and shenanigans!