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Minecraft SMP – Stable Diffusion General

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Buildings Constructed:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with melons, madness, and mayhem! Our server is so epic, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our melons are genetically modified to give you superpowers in-game. Eat one and watch as you soar through the sky like a majestic chicken.

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

3. Our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing dragon who demands sacrifices of diamonds and emeralds. Can you defeat him and claim his treasure?

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Will you find it and become the ruler of the Cheeseverse?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen… they’re always up to no good.

Skill Issue SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Minecraft, proximity voice chat, PvP, Server, Skill Issue SMP, Survival, Survival World

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Emeralds Found:	5403
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Villages Defended:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

The way to join is by in the ip you type it then add a colon and write the port! This server is lifesteal that uses proximity voice chat too. It is a regular survival world but anarchy! Join and experience the best server ever!

78.129.254.45:25605

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

battle, blocky, celebration, Champions, Champions of the world, Competition, finally over, Minecraft, national pride, Royale.., russia, Server, sports, success, triumph, Victorious, victorious athletes, victorious country, victorious moment., victorious nation, victorious players, victorious team, Victory, winning

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret alliance with Russia and they have officially won the Minecraft world domination competition. So if you want to be on the winning team, this is the place to be!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Imagine soaring through the sky on your very own diamond-encrusted pig, raining riches down on all your jealous friends below.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden underground city populated entirely by friendly zombies who just want to trade you rare items in exchange for brains. It’s a win-win situation – you get cool loot, they get a tasty snack.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie uprising). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bitch Tits Minecraft SMP

Bitch, Bitchtits, I am, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, tits

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mines Excavated:	4422
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Magic Items Found:	1712	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Hey there, you absolute legends! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, because our resident superhero, Captain Bitchtits, swoops in to save the day with his trusty pet llama, Mr. Fuzzybottoms.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block you mine turns into a delicious taco. And on Wednesdays, we have a dance party with the Endermen – those guys really know how to bust a move!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to give it a high-five – it’s good luck!

TallyWorld

Aoneblock, boxed, claim-chunk, Golden Shovel, Grief Prevention, java, mini game, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, québec, Relax, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6699
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Votes:	1925	Crops Grown:	9602
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

TallyWorld 1.21.3 is a rare Quebec java server, a server to relax with pve survival and some games like the mini game Aoneblock Skyblock Boxed, the server is temporarily hosted on my computer so is only on demand for now but later it will go to another 24 hour server welcome everyone i hope you give it a chance to test it sorry my english is bad the server needs so much love to Right now it looks like a basic server with a secure connection like a golden shovel for grief prevention

TallyWorld 1.21.3 it a rare server Québecois java a server for relax with survie pve and few game like Aoneblock Skyblock Boxed mini game,the server is temporary heberged on my computer so is only on demand for now but later it gona go on a other server open 24h/24h welcome all hope you give it a chance for test it sorry my english is bad the server need so much love for now it like a basic server with secure pluging like griefprevention golden shovel claim chunk ^^

76.68.236.141

Cat Legend .-.. SURVIVAL BETTA 1.0 Minecraft server

Account.., banner, betta, Cat Legend, description, GIF, Hobo Survival, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, OWNER, personal account, RU, Server, server description, Servers, Storage, Survival, Title

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

The owner of the server “Cat Legend .-.. SURVIVAL BETTA 1.0” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

catlegend.ru

Hololive Minecraft Server: Stream or Scream

audience engagement, Commitment, Content Creation, Difficulty, digital entertainment, EN girls, Entertainment, fan expectations, Fans, hololive, live broadcasts, Live streaming, Mandatory, Minecraft, minimum hours, Online Community, Schedule, scream, Server, Stream, streaming, Time management, virtual idols, Virtual talents

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	296
Crops Grown:	4143	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mines Excavated:	4299
Animals Bred:	78	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place to build and survive in! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and secret underground lairs full of treasure (and maybe a few skeletons, but who’s counting?).

But that’s not all! Our server has a mandatory minimum of 69 hours of streaming per week because we believe in keeping our players entertained at all times. Plus, our EN girls have a hard time streaming because they’re too busy fighting off dragon raids and exploring the depths of the Nether. So come join us for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Mbappe is Good Now Minecraft SMP

football, French, Good, Ligue 1, mbappe, Mbappe dribbling, Mbappe future star, mbappe goals, Mbappe potential, mbappe skills, mbappe speed, Minecraft, Paris Saint Germain, player, psg, smp, Soccer, Superstar, talent, World Cup Winner, Young Talent

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Runes Activated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Mbappe.

Once upon a time, Mbappe was just a regular Minecraft player, mining away in the depths of the world. But one day, he stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that gave him the power to destroy any block with just one swing. Suddenly, he became the most feared player on the server, with other players cowering in fear at the sight of him.

But fear not, brave adventurer, for you too can harness the power of Mbappe and become a legend in your own right. Join our server and embark on epic quests, battle fearsome monsters, and maybe even discover your own magical diamond sword. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the next Mbappe of our server!

KyrenMC

Balanced games, Chile, Community, Fair Play, Fun, Gaming, KyrenMC, latency, low latency, Miami, Minecraft, Multi-region, multiplayer, North America, PvE, PvP, santiago, Server, south america, Survival, united states

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magic Items Found:	4366
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Multi-region Survival server with hosting in North and South America, designed to offer a low-latency gaming experience. Enjoy balanced games, without unfair advantages or unreachable players.

There are two IPs (they only affect latency and ping) to enter the server: na.kyrenmc.net – Hosted in Miami, United States. sa.kyrenmc.net – Hosted in Santiago, Chile.

45.58.126.196:25594

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

baby boomers, cultural evolution, cultural references, Cultural significance, current generations, dated references, generational divide, generational gap, historical context, historical knowledge, History Lessons, millennial, Minecraft, Nostalgia, outdated references, PALS, past generations, PIXEL, pop culture, pop culture references, Server, time capsule, understanding history, video games

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is filled with hilarious dated references that will have you LOLing for hours! From classic memes to old school internet jokes, we’ve got it all. Join us and experience the nostalgia of a time when Rickrolling was the height of comedy and “all your base are belong to us” was the ultimate meme. Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of the internet – join our server now!